Planet's Bar and Grill

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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MadameButterfly
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Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:So are we open 24/7?
Go-go girls belong on the stage, not flirting with the customer's! :x
oh for god's sake go and take a chill pill...

*struts off in the direction of my change room*

has the delievery man done his rounds yets lingers but heard
Burn wrote:but surely the Girls should have one too!?!?
thank you :innocent:
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emilystrange wrote:can i have a job?
Can you rollerskate?
no... but i have a stain/water proof dress
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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Burn wrote:
Big Si wrote:Now installed in the Gents - http://www.tabooboo.com/Aboutvend.aspx :roll: :lol:

nice touch Si...but surely the Girls should have one too!?!? :innocent:
I'm sure they've already got their own...... :urff:
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emilystrange wrote:
Big Si wrote:
emilystrange wrote:can i have a job?
Can you rollerskate?
no... but i have a stain/water proof dress
Pity, as we've got a vacancy for a topless rollerskating waitress, guess Blast will have to do the honours again.....

You any good at pulling pints? :D
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i can pull...
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ah'm no playin'Image
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but we are only getting started....

James, HL needs you more than you know...

Stabbing duties are only yours.


*ducks to my room for a quick drink*
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Image
sorry, I just needed to see those ladies again
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James Blast wrote:Image
sorry, I just needed to see those ladies again
Not until you muck out the cellar! :|
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that's it!
even a Blast can only take so much, arra best Valve :lol:
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Big Si
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James Blast wrote:that's it!
even a Blast can only take so much, arra best Valve :lol:
Didn't I say they'd be helping you? :wink: :lol:
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James Blast
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I don't need help, I need advice and therapy.
and not that Irish band with two good tunes?
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Nae advice, nae help...and nae therapy?
unless they're that Irish band with three good songs :wink:


is this the end of Planet's Bar :?: ...

will Big Si managed to strong arm someone into helping Blastâ„¢ products serve the pigs swill without licking the walls first :?:



and more to the point...will we care :?:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Lock and trash this fecker, the joke wore off years ago..... :oops:
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Black Planet
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:eek:


Methinks a family reunion is in the works. 8)

Where's my cheesy toasts Blast?

And who the hell is NOT spinning the tunes? :kiss:
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Big Si wrote:
James Blast wrote:Image
sorry, I just needed to see those ladies again
Not until you muck out the cellar! :|
Barman Blast, these ladies are thirsty....now get back to work or I'll serve them myself and deprive U of the view.
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James Blast
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Maidens!
Oh, yes! :D

ye kin' huv this...

Image

or this...

Image

take it or leave it...

and leave my Chesty Maidens alone!
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Blast we want meat, not sprouts...
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the meat is outta sight, as in 'hide the salami' :wink:
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Black Planet
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Ok serve the lasses their sprouts.

Next up is the WET T shirt contest...ladies :wink:

get Wet.
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Black Planet
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Burn wrote:Nae advice, nae help...and nae therapy?
unless they're that Irish band with three good songs :wink:


is this the end of Planet's Bar :?: ...

:?:
Actually yes it is. Considering peeps I thought were my friends have proven they are fair weather companions at best.

Quiffy, Please will you bin this topic as it has my name and I don't condone it?

Thanks so much.


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James Blast
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Black Planet wrote:Considering peeps I thought were my friends have proven they are fair weather companions at best.
Too much red wine Beep, relax, get a pakora, hail a cab and go home and sleep on this.

yours
no fair weather friend x
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Good Evening Everybody

Andy TG is in the house (or pub?)

Any requests for "Tunes"

Or would you all like to hear the new "m*****n" cd instead?

Knew You'd Be Pleased.....
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
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Andy TG wrote: Andy TG is in the house (or pub?)

Any requests for "Tunes"
Yep. That Girls Aloud cover of Vision Thing please. Ta. And have you got the video? :twisted:
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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