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Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 22:21
by MadameButterfly
Big Si wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:So are we open 24/7?
Go-go girls belong on the stage, not flirting with the customer's!
oh for god's sake go and take a chill pill...
*struts off in the direction of my change room*
has the delievery man done his rounds yets lingers but heard
Burn wrote:but surely the Girls should have one too!?!?
thank you
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 22:54
by emilystrange
Big Si wrote:emilystrange wrote:can i have a job?
Can you rollerskate?
no... but i have a stain/water proof dress
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 22:58
by Big Si
Burn wrote:
nice touch Si...but surely the Girls should have one too!?!?
I'm sure they've already got their own......
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 23:00
by Big Si
emilystrange wrote:Big Si wrote:emilystrange wrote:can i have a job?
Can you rollerskate?
no... but i have a stain/water proof dress
Pity, as we've got a vacancy for a topless rollerskating waitress, guess
Blast will have to do the honours again.....
You any good at pulling pints?
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 23:02
by emilystrange
i can pull...
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 23:08
by James Blast
ah'm no playin'
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 23:15
by MadameButterfly
but we are only getting started....
James, HL needs you more than you know...
Stabbing duties are only yours.
*ducks to my room for a quick drink*
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 23:34
by James Blast
sorry, I just needed to see those ladies again
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 23:39
by Big Si
James Blast wrote:
sorry, I just needed to see those ladies again
Not until you muck out the cellar!
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:02
by James Blast
that's it!
even a Blast can only take so much, arra best Valve
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:05
by Big Si
James Blast wrote:that's it!
even a Blast can only take so much, arra best Valve
Didn't I say they'd be helping you?
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:09
by James Blast
I don't need help, I need advice and therapy.
and not that Irish band with two good tunes?
Posted: 12 Mar 2006, 17:02
by Andie
Nae advice, nae help...and nae therapy?
unless they're that Irish band with three good songs
is this the end of Planet's Bar
...
will
Big Si managed to strong arm someone into helping
Blastâ„¢ products serve the pigs swill without licking the walls first
and more to the point...will we care
Posted: 12 Mar 2006, 17:13
by Big Si
Lock and trash this fecker, the joke wore off years ago.....
Posted: 17 Mar 2006, 05:31
by von#1165
Hic cup
Posted: 25 Mar 2006, 03:41
by Black Planet
Methinks a family reunion is in the works.
Where's my cheesy toasts Blast?
And who the hell is NOT spinning the tunes?
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 00:37
by Black Planet
Big Si wrote:James Blast wrote:
sorry, I just needed to see those ladies again
Not until you muck out the cellar!
Barman Blast, these ladies are thirsty....now get back to work or I'll serve them myself and deprive U of the view.
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 01:26
by James Blast
Maidens!
Oh, yes!
ye kin' huv this...
or this...
take it or leave it...
and leave my Chesty Maidens alone!
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 01:30
by Black Planet
Blast we want meat, not sprouts...
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 01:54
by James Blast
the
meat is
outta sight, as in 'hide the salami'
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 01:59
by Black Planet
Ok serve the lasses their sprouts.
Next up is the WET T shirt contest...ladies
get Wet.
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 02:18
by Black Planet
Burn wrote:Nae advice, nae help...and nae therapy?
unless they're that Irish band with three good songs
is this the end of Planet's Bar
...
Actually yes it is. Considering peeps I thought were my friends have proven they are fair weather companions at best.
Quiffy, Please will you bin this topic as it has my name and I don't condone it?
Thanks so much.
Black Planet
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 02:28
by James Blast
Black Planet wrote:Considering peeps I thought were my friends have proven they are fair weather companions at best.
Too much red wine
Beep, relax, get a pakora, hail a cab and go home and sleep on this.
yours
no fair weather friend x
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 03:03
by Andy TG
Good Evening Everybody
Andy TG is in the house (or pub?)
Any requests for "Tunes"
Or would you all like to hear the new "m*****n" cd instead?
Knew You'd Be Pleased.....
Posted: 26 Mar 2006, 03:09
by Planet Dave
Andy TG wrote: Andy TG is in the house (or pub?)
Any requests for "Tunes"
Yep. That Girls Aloud cover of Vision Thing please. Ta. And have you got the video?