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Posted: 26 May 2006, 20:56
by 6FeetOver
Zuma wrote:All about cooking again, you people have a one track mind :)

Why yes, yes I do. :twisted: :kiss: :wink: :innocent: ;D :von:

Now, perhaps I wouldn't be so obsessed if I actually *got some* once in awhile... :(

Posted: 26 May 2006, 20:57
by scotty
SINsister wrote:
Now, perhaps I wouldn't be so obsessed if I actually *got some* once in awhile... :(
:eek: PM incoming :innocent:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 20:57
by 6FeetOver
canon docre wrote:oh-oh, I seem to provide a few through-balls lately for you sexually fixated Heartlanders. :lol: :oops:


:innocent:

You rang? :twisted: ;D

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:00
by 6FeetOver
scotty wrote::eek: PM incoming :innocent:

:eek: Egads! You're married, sir!!! :lol: :P :innocent: :von:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:01
by Johnny M
SINsister wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh-oh, I seem to provide a few through-balls lately for you sexually fixated Heartlanders. :lol: :oops:


:innocent:

You rang? :twisted: ;D
Is this 'girl on girl' stuff? If so, I may stay around to watch. With countless others ... :twisted:

What?

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:01
by scotty
SINsister wrote:
scotty wrote::eek: PM incoming :innocent:

:eek: Egads! You're married, sir!!! :lol: :P :innocent: :von:
We're both very open minded :eek: :innocent:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:02
by 6FeetOver
scotty wrote:We're both very open minded :eek: :innocent:

:eek: Oh, my... :twisted: :von:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:03
by weebleswobble
scotty wrote:I'd love to come :( .......I'd bring the Wife, she'd bring Lolipops 8) , I'd bring drink :D ..............July can't come quick enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is July your Gimp?

She sounds lovely

;D

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:04
by 6FeetOver
Johnny M wrote:Is this 'girl on girl' stuff? If so, I may stay around to watch. With countless others ... :twisted:

What?

Tsk, tsk, Johnny - I was merely referring to (and admitting to, HA!) the "sexually fixated" bit. Nothing to see here! Move along now, thanks... :lol: :P

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:05
by scotty
weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:I'd love to come :( .......I'd bring the Wife, she'd bring Lolipops 8) , I'd bring drink :D ..............July can't come quick enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is July your Gimp?

She sounds lovely

;D
Nope......................She's fi Greenock :innocent: & she is...............well.......most of the time :roll: :twisted: :innocent:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:05
by 6FeetOver
weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:I'd love to come :( .......I'd bring the Wife, she'd bring Lolipops 8) , I'd bring drink :D ..............July can't come quick enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is July your Gimp?

She sounds lovely

;D

LOL!!! :lol: :oops: :notworthy:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:08
by Zuma
scotty wrote:
SINsister wrote:
scotty wrote::eek: PM incoming :innocent:

:eek: Egads! You're married, sir!!! :lol: :P :innocent: :von:
We're both very open minded :eek: :innocent:
Bloody hell and I'm staying at your place end of July :urff:
(Keefs that is..)

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:11
by scotty
Zuma wrote:
scotty wrote:
SINsister wrote:
:eek: Egads! You're married, sir!!! :lol: :P :innocent: :von:
We're both very open minded :eek: :innocent:
Bloody hell and I'm staying at your place end of July :urff:
(Keefs that is..)
Be fiert.........be very fiert :twisted: :twisted: ...............and bring Vasaline :innocent:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:12
by 6FeetOver
One word: orgy. :von:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:12
by Johnny M
SINsister wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Is this 'girl on girl' stuff? If so, I may stay around to watch. With countless others ... :twisted:

What?

Tsk, tsk, Johnny - I was merely referring to (and admitting to, HA!) the "sexually fixated" bit. Nothing to see here! Move along now, thanks... :lol: :P
Shit! Anyone who's bought tickets for tonight's 'show' via PayPal on Johnny-Pay-To-View (you perverts ...) please PM me for refund instructions. :roll: :innocent:

:lol:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:14
by 6FeetOver
Hahahaha! Awwww... I'm sorry, Johnny dear! I'm extremely open-minded, see, but I'm just not into girls. :wink: :P

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:15
by canon docre
Johnny M wrote:
SINsister wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Is this 'girl on girl' stuff? If so, I may stay around to watch. With countless others ... :twisted:

What?

Tsk, tsk, Johnny - I was merely referring to (and admitting to, HA!) the "sexually fixated" bit. Nothing to see here! Move along now, thanks... :lol: :P
Shit! Anyone who's bought tickets for tonight's 'show' via PayPal on Johnny-Pay-To-View (you perverts ...) please PM me for refund instructions. :roll: :innocent:

:lol:
Do I sense a sexual shortage round your parts, Johnny?

I could recommend to you a stay in Leeds in July, preferably at Keiths place... :innocent:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:16
by Zuma
Not sure if I'm going to wear my kilt now...

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:20
by 6FeetOver
Zuma wrote:Not sure if I'm going to wear my kilt now...

:eek: Wow. Evil. :twisted: :von:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:24
by emilystrange
johnny has a shortage in his parts?

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:33
by Johnny M
SINsister wrote:Hahahaha! Awwww... I'm sorry, Johnny dear! I'm extremely open-minded, see, but I'm just not into girls. :wink: :P
No worries. Is the naked mud-wrestling thing still on? :innocent:
canon docre wrote:Do I sense a sexual shortage round your parts, Johnny?
You haven't reached 'P' on your idioms yet have you? :innocent:
emilystrange wrote: johnny has a shortage in his parts?
Easy tiger. :wink:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:35
by emilystrange
what a very quick response

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:36
by canon docre
Johnny M wrote:
canon docre wrote:Do I sense a sexual shortage round your parts, Johnny?
You haven't reached 'P' on your idioms yet have you? :innocent:
No, still stuck at 'B'. just learned the meaning of "make someones blood boil". :innocent:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:41
by 6FeetOver
Johnny M wrote:
SINsister wrote:Hahahaha! Awwww... I'm sorry, Johnny dear! I'm extremely open-minded, see, but I'm just not into girls. :wink: :P
No worries. Is the naked mud-wrestling thing still on? :innocent:

That depends. Who's doing the wrestling? :lol: :oops: :roll:

Posted: 26 May 2006, 21:42
by 6FeetOver
emilystrange wrote:johnny has a shortage in his parts?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee's got angst in his paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants! :lol:
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