I maintain that we need a World Cup 5-a-side game on a tiny astroturf pitch. who cares if you can boot a ball half a mile, let's see how you do when you only have to pass about 3 metres.
Plus we'd need my old PE teacher, Mr Ilott, as referee. He gives the game extra rules, and "hidden rules" (for example: we played football on a rugby field once, using the rugby posts as a goal, and the ball went over the bar, someone said that in rugby that'd be 3 points. He agreed, blew his whistle and awarded that team 3 goals.)
That'd be a game I'd watch.
