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Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 23:04
by stufarq
emilystrange wrote:what's the story, morning glory?
I just came out to pick up the milk bottles and the door swung shut behind me trapping the towel that had been wrapped around my waist. Honest, officer.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 23:07
by stufarq
Q. Is There Anybody Out There?
A. Yes and I've cut the telephone wires so don't try and phone the police.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 23:13
by stufarq
Q. Are you Shakespearienced?
A. No because it's not a real word. Neither are "chillax" nor "dancercise". Speak English ya tosser.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 23:17
by stufarq
Q. Are you lonesome tonight?
A. No. When we drifted apart I called your best friend and we've been at it like bunnies ever since.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 23:18
by stufarq
Q. Voulez-vous Couchez Avec Moi, Ce Soir?
A. I said speak English ya tosser!
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 23:23
by stufarq
Q. What's New Pussycat?
A. Well, the ability to understand your question came as something of a surprise as does the fact that I'm answering it with more than a miaow. Are scientists going to dissect me now?
Posted: 13 Jan 2011, 01:12
by James Blast
Q. Post counting, whore?
A. You tell me.
Posted: 13 Jan 2011, 06:25
by DeWinter
Q: When will I, will I be famous?
A: Around 1985. For about 6 months.
Q: Do you have to let it linger?
A: Sorry, I had eggs for breakfast. I tried wafting it with a newspaper.
Q:How deep is your love?
A:Six feet, I'm a necrophiliac.
Posted: 13 Jan 2011, 21:17
by stufarq
James Blast wrote:Q. Post counting, whore?
A. You tell me.
Haven't heard that song. Couldn't care less about my post count.