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Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 20:59
by eotunun
*grmphff, bwahah..*
There is no topic that is not subject to trainspotting, aye?
:notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 21:08
by Christian
Found it!!!

it is...

* drum roll *

Wright's Coal Tar soap

* flourish *

Quote:
"Mixed with hot water for the smell of inner righteousness. If cleanliness is next to godliness, this stuff is positively godlike. Hey man, sniff my finger."
(Source: UTR 12, page 3)

Do not say you did not want to know!

:P

Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 21:23
by Dark
Christ, this thread just fails.. :roll:

Almost worthy of a disparaging image macro.

Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 21:48
by eotunun
Christian wrote: Do not say you did not want to know!
Is that an imparative, as in "order", mon General? :eek:

Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 21:55
by Christian
It's an imperative as in "Never say never".

:)

*cracking heels*

;)

Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 22:17
by ormfdmrush
christophe wrote:
ormfdmrush wrote:PS he smells vontastic
you started all of this just to say that didn't you? :P :lol:
didn't, actually

Maisey
damn funny! :lol: ;D

Christian
thanks :D :notworthy:

i suppose 'an eldritch smell' is already used by H.P.Lovecraft

Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 22:47
by Christian
... and for the folks who want to know about it more detailled:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrights_Coal_Tar_Soap

Add the smell of leather, dry ice, cigarettes and vodka with red bull you might get the right odour...

... thank you for listening and on to the commercial break:

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/ ... ginal.html

The Scent Of Eldritch...

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 04:02
by DrG
The Scent Of Eldritch... :eek:

Good one Orm! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good poem Maisey! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Although a bit silly, it is exactly what we need here ... as we have no new album to discuss! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

DrG

P.S.: What about :von: 's Mom and Dad? Now there's a topic I haven't seen here yet!

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 09:47
by markfiend
@Maisey :notworthy: for the MacBeth take-off. ;D

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 11:14
by GC
Being the Goth that he is then AE probably smells of dying flowers, razorblades and bats :innocent:

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 11:30
by Ahráyeph
Gollum's Cock wrote:Being the Goth that he is then AE probably smells of dying flowers, razorblades and bats :innocent:
A Guano Ape, as it were? :lol:

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 12:05
by ormfdmrush
Ahráyeph wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:Being the Goth that he is then AE probably smells of dying flowers, razorblades and bats :innocent:
A Guano Ape, as it were? :lol:
bat guano?

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 12:06
by Ahráyeph
The very same...

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 12:19
by _emma_
Such an innocent question, and so much irritation in some of the answers. :lol: I wonder why. Eldritch seems the type of person who definitely pays attention to smells, so assuming that he himself might not smell nice is very wrong, in my opinion.

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 12:28
by Ahráyeph
Indeed : Andrew Eldritch doesn't smell AT ALL. He's the modern day Grenouille... ;D

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 12:36
by James Blast
ormfdmrush wrote:
Ahráyeph wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:Being the Goth that he is then AE probably smells of dying flowers, razorblades and bats :innocent:
A Guano Ape, as it were? :lol:
bat guano?
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Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 14:38
by canon docre
My dog's got no nose...

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 14:48
by James Blast
canon docre wrote:My dog's got no nose...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 22:52
by Stoat Grinder
canon docre wrote:My dog's got no nose...
That'll be the charlie !!!!!

Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 12:20
by Michael aka Emilien
mm, it smells like Mother Rush-A =)

Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 14:10
by _emma_
Well. Ahem. Good afternoon. Now that our dear friend Rush started this lovely thread, I think I can feel justified if I ask for a small favour here.
It's small, but for me it is of great importance.
The thing is, I know how new-mown grass smells, and I know how cornflakes in hot milk smell. I think I also know the smell of victory.
I don't know the ever-reigning Miss Detroit's smell, but that's not my business I guess, so let's leave it aside.
What I do not know is the smell of Pear's soap in hot water, and of Wright's Coal Tar soap in hot water. And I think I ought to know. Just out of curiosity, or just to be able to form an opinion of my own. Sadly, neither of these soaps seem to be available in my country. I could probably buy them online, but it seems ridiculous to set up a bank account (which I currently don't have) just to buy 2 bars of soap that cost less than one Pound each.
Hence my request. Is there anybody here who lives near a drug store that sells these soaps, and who would be kind enough to buy them, and send them to me? I'll accept the fact that I'm mad, and I'll gladly make up for the favour in one way or another, depending on what you'd like in return.
I'm absolutely, totally, 100% serious here. I need these 2 bars of soap, badly. I hope some good sould will send me a PM with an offer of trade.


Oh and, I must add, I think that Chris Catalyst's taste in smells is absolutely excellent. :notworthy: Tarmac, petrol, superglue :notworthy: 8)

Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 14:17
by Quiff Boy
Gollum's Cock wrote:Being the Goth that he is then AE probably smells of dying flowers, razorblades and bats :innocent:
more like fags & vodka :lol: :innocent:

Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 14:24
by Silence is platinum
i didn t know we had Frankie goes to Hollywood fans
on this forum..

Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 14:32
by Dr. Moody
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Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 14:40
by Bartek
canon docre wrote:My dog's got no nose...
how does he smell ? :notworthy: :lol: