Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 14:24
OI! 140 characters!
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Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 14:29
Had a wank over some internets porn, cleaner walked in right on the vinegar strokes, teh bitch! All that wasted energy, no new ellpee this year.
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 14:41
Must.Stop.Lurking.On.Heartland.
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 14:50
decided to sue twatter for imposing a 140-character limit on my freedom to communicate the sheer richness and vibrancy of my daily life.
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 17:56
"Found my coat, and grabbed my hat - made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. Somebody spoke and I went into a dream"...
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 18:13
aaaah-a-ahhhh-a-ahhhhhh
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 19:38
:von: may have wrote:Fit bird at the Spar bakery smiled at me, I’d’ve smiled back but for the English teeth HLers keep mentioning. And those bastards wonder why they don’t get another album.
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 22:15
Twittered for half an hour. Updated MySpace, Bebo, Facebook etc. Wondered why I don't have a life.
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 22:16
EvilBastard wrote::von: may have wrote:Fit bird at the Spar bakery smiled at me, I’d’ve smiled back but for the English teeth HLers keep mentioning. And those bastards wonder why they don’t get another album.
Posted: 20 Jul 2009, 22:37
Von has quite an impressive set of gnashers, does he not?
I know because he was smiling quite a lot, in... that dream I once had...
I know because he was smiling quite a lot, in... that dream I once had...
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 10:51
baking class with carl. today was blueberry muffins. carl lost the plot and ended up with more flour on his head than in the muffin mix.
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 11:39
woke up with feeling i'm supposed to be working for a living.
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 12:06
God they're obsessing about me on heartland again
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 13:04
Carl was right 
New potatoes do make crunchier chips
New potatoes do make crunchier chips
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 15:10
and i thought that i got no live, how wrong i was.
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 15:20
Revamped the entire set-list for next tour & forgot to save it. Oh well, last tour's list with a track or 2 removed it is then..
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 15:53
PorkyPat called, wanted to borrow money to open a Dunkin Donuts franchise. Told her to use her Floodland royalties instead – LOL!
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 16:06
took pat to the chippie to apologise for being so blunt earlier. i'm now skint - must make new album
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 16:11
Made new album. Are we really that dull sounding. Now where did I put Wayne's number?...
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 17:09
Found Waynes #.Says he's been down with the flu all week.Bloody useless as usual
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 17:15
Wayne says PP's been under the weather too, so I asked if it was SwineFlu. He didn’t get the funny, now I remember why I fired him.
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 17:16
forget wayne, gary's the man. left a message on his voicemail. hope he'll get back to me soon.
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 17:46
gary seems to be ignoring me. no idea why. hmmm, what about tony & tim? #lonely
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 18:07
Tony wants to wear a turtle as a titfer, Tim’s too busy tutoring, & Tubby Tricia doesn’t twig why the new album’s called Alliteration Thing.
Posted: 21 Jul 2009, 18:48
... don't need them, anyway ... there's Chris and Ben, now ... 
... so, feck the past ... I sound better than ever before ... :: :: ...
funny, this beach starts looking somewhat boring on me ... ... 
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... so, feck the past ... I sound better than ever before ... ::
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