matrix reloaded (includes potential spoilers)

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Hmm.... just been told (by my boss) that "you look like you've come straight out of 'The Matrix' "

Is this a compliment do you think??? :?
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Black Dahlia wrote:Hmm.... just been told (by my boss) that "you look like you've come straight out of 'The Matrix' "

Is this a compliment do you think??? :?

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SINsister wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:Hmm.... just been told (by my boss) that "you look like you've come straight out of 'The Matrix' "

Is this a compliment do you think??? :?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Send us a pic, there's a love! :wink: :twisted: :kiss: :innocent: :von:
Um Sinny......I'm a girl, so probably no Keanu qualities - sorry! :lol:
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Black Dahlia wrote:Um Sinny......I'm a girl, so probably no Keanu qualities - sorry! :lol:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Send us a pic, there's a love! :wink: :twisted: :kiss: :innocent: :von:
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Honestly you two !!! You'll just have to ask Mr Eddy.

Since I'm wearing a suit today he probably meant I looked like Agent Smith! :(

(sadly they don't let me wear my rubber trousers to work anymore) :innocent:
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Black Dahlia wrote:
Since I'm wearing a suit today he probably meant I looked like Agent Smith! :(

What's wrong with Agent Smith?

Give me Agent Smith anyday! Hugo Weaving is the sexist thing in The Matrix films :wink:
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Ginger wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:
Since I'm wearing a suit today he probably meant I looked like Agent Smith! :(

What's wrong with Agent Smith?

Give me Agent Smith anyday! Hugo Weaving is the sexist thing in The Matrix films :wink:
Nothing wrong with Agent Smith ... I just happen to be a girl :urff: :lol:
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Black Dahlia wrote:Nothing wrong with Agent Smith ... I just happen to be a girl :urff: :lol:
hmm, that still works for me ;)

:eek: :urff: ;D :innocent: :kiss:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:Nothing wrong with Agent Smith ... I just happen to be a girl :urff: :lol:
hmm, that still works for me ;)

:eek: :urff: ;D :innocent: :kiss:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nah, orac was more my kinda puppy ;)

(i just lurrve perspex)
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Quiff Boy wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nah, orac was more my kinda puppy ;)

(i just lurrve perspex)
Okay then I'll stay :urff: :kiss:
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LoL

Hey, I said I loved it - that doesn't mean the whole thing isn't riddled with more holes than a saddam body double.

And the matrix within the matrix thing. Surely it's too obvious - even they wouldn't stoop that low. would they?
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dead inside wrote: BTW, "there is no spoon"! Ace!
Have you seen Dog Soldiers? The "there is no spoon" pun makes the film....
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Black Dahlia wrote:Um Sinny......I'm a girl, so probably no Keanu qualities - sorry! :lol:
Oh, I know that you're a girl (and while I have nothing whatsoever against them, I'm definitely not a lesbian... :wink: )! Still wanna see a pic, though, dammit! :twisted: ;D :von:
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Haven't worked out how to insert photos into my posts unfortunately. Mr Eddy :kiss: knows what I look like, maybe he can do a crayon drawing or something ............... :lol:
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MrEddy wrote:
dead inside wrote: BTW, "there is no spoon"! Ace!
Have you seen Dog Soldiers? The "there is no spoon" pun makes the film....
I have no idea. I meant that part of MAtrix one when the little child says Neo "ther is no spoon", meaning reality is our imagination. That touched me. But I'm not going to explain now, obviously. :roll:
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dead inside wrote:
MrEddy wrote:
dead inside wrote: BTW, "there is no spoon"! Ace!
Have you seen Dog Soldiers? The "there is no spoon" pun makes the film....
I have no idea. I meant that part of MAtrix one when the little child says Neo "ther is no spoon", meaning reality is our imagination. That touched me. But I'm not going to explain now, obviously. :roll:
I'll just say this: imagine a more attractive version of Sinead O'Connor (sp?). She wears a good suit too, a charcoal pinstripe with a slightly fitted jacket and delicatly flared trousers.

Erm, sorry, BD! :notworthy:
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MrEddy wrote:
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MrEddy wrote: Have you seen Dog Soldiers? The "there is no spoon" pun makes the film....
I have no idea. I meant that part of MAtrix one when the little child says Neo "ther is no spoon", meaning reality is our imagination. That touched me. But I'm not going to explain now, obviously. :roll:
I'll just say this: imagine a more attractive version of Sinead O'Connor (sp?). She wears a good suit too, a charcoal pinstripe with a slightly fitted jacket and delicatly flared trousers.

Erm, sorry, BD! :notworthy:
Careful Mr E people will start talking .................... :wink:

I suppose I really do owe you lunch now ..and maybe a slapping ... ;D
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...what kind of a slapping? :oops:
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Bitch slapping, I'll bet :twisted: :wink: 8)
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a month or two ago i heard little boys in the bus stop whispering: "Neo! Neo!"
it took some minutes to understand they meant... me ;D
(i had black coat, leather trousers, New Rock shoes and sunglasses)
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pikkrong wrote:a month or two ago i heard little boys in the bus stop whispering: "Neo! Neo!"
it took some minutes to understand they meant... me ;D
(i had black coat, leather trousers, New Rock shoes and sunglasses)
Nice!!! :twisted: ;D :kiss: :oops: :von:
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SINsister wrote:
pikkrong wrote:a month or two ago i heard little boys in the bus stop whispering: "Neo! Neo!"
it took some minutes to understand they meant... me ;D
(i had black coat, leather trousers, New Rock shoes and sunglasses)
Nice!!! :twisted: ;D :kiss: :oops: :von:
actually i'm just an ordinary guy - that's just clothes i use to wear :oops:
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RicheyJames wrote:just a warning to anyone who might have been thinking of toddling off to the nearest multiplex to see the new matrix movie.

don't do it

went to see it last night with reasonably low expectations and still left disappointed. whilst there are some fine set-piece scenes (although a little heavy on the CGI) it is necessary to sit through so much up-it's-own-arse pretentious sci-fi twaddle that you'll be luck if you're still awake when something exciting happens.

agent smith is still cool though

Agreed. Ending sucked. I was depressed the rest of the day.

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You must realise the first film was good only for the sake of novelty; it's sequel was bound to dissapoint you.

On seeing the original again, I find it very vacant. If they'd spent as much money making Johnny Neumonic, on the other hand...

Still, I look forward to the sequel.
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