Posted: 27 Apr 2010, 21:54
Naah, there's enough of them hanging around outside the Apple storeJames Blast wrote:I pass, nae tits mahn
Naah, there's enough of them hanging around outside the Apple storeJames Blast wrote:I pass, nae tits mahn
EvilBastard wrote:
Yes, or get a Mac. Then take it down to your local Apple store, wait in line for 17 days behind emo kids with skate-boards, all identically-dressed to prove their individuality, to see some spotty git at the Genius Bar, who's half your age, with bad hair, that he's never seen anything this old before, that "you've fratzled the quirkyzoop - nothing we can do, we'll have to replace the whole thing. Nope, sorry, you've lost all the data and there's no way to get it back. Tough shizz, daddy-o. I'm surprised that someone your age even understands how to turn a Mac on - should have stuck with a PC, granddad."
Yeah, get a Mac.
Cheap shot, I expect better from a Bastard like youEvilBastard wrote:Naah, there's enough of them hanging around outside the Apple storeJames Blast wrote:I pass, nae tits mahn
NotEvilBastard wrote:Of course it needs tweaking! You can never buy what you want off the shelf unless you're paying someone else to customize it. How else are you going to hook up a fog machine to your computer and configure it to fire up whenever you play a Sisters track?Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Maybe the only thing a Mac is difficult at in the beginning is tweaking, but then again, it does not need tweaking.
IZ.
Ah, it sounds like you didn't follow the correct on-boarding procedures. The thing is that PCs and Macs have always had a bit of a superiority complex - they think they know better than we do. But because PCs have been the corporate workhorse for so long, and they're used to being slapped around by in-house tech people, they've become suitably debased and are now the cheap sluts of the computer world - they'll roll over and spread their legs for anyone with a screwdriver and a component.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Not
Seriously, my old PC has issues all the time wilt my music software and plugins and drivers, my Mac just takes whatever you throw at it without any probs.
In your case, it would happily receive a sledgehammer, I presume.
IZ.
Being a bit computer savvy myself, I never quite understood why some piece of expensive enough software just starts to crash on me FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHATSOEVER.EvilBastard wrote:Ah, it sounds like you didn't follow the correct on-boarding procedures. The thing is that PCs and Macs have always had a bit of a superiority complex - they think they know better than we do. But because PCs have been the corporate workhorse for so long, and they're used to being slapped around by in-house tech people, they've become suitably debased and are now the cheap sluts of the computer world - they'll roll over and spread their legs for anyone with a screwdriver and a component.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Not
Seriously, my old PC has issues all the time wilt my music software and plugins and drivers, my Mac just takes whatever you throw at it without any probs.
In your case, it would happily receive a sledgehammer, I presume.
IZ.
Macs never learned that - they swan around the world acting like their shizz doesn't stink, an opinion instilled in their processors by Steve Jobs and reinforced by the Legions Of The Faithful. Consequently, any time you try to tweak one, or mod your iPhone to run on a US carrier that doesn't operate its network like it's a big pile of tin cans connected with string, it gets a cob on and does the technological equivalent of making you sleep on the sofa.
The correct on-boarding procedure for a PC is getting it home, popping it up on the kitchen table, grabbing a screwdriver, and saying, "Right then, you cheap floozy - let's get your knickers off and see what we're dealing with."
30 minutes later, after you've done a little hardware modding, computer "vaginal rejuvination" if you will, you get it dressed and switch it on, and it works like a charm, because it knows better than to mess with someone with your mad tech skillz.
I'm astounded by the general lack of "proper" response!Hom_Corleone wrote:Help!
I've just tried to power up my laptop and been given the error message about Windows was shut down unexpectedly or whatever it says. It give you the options;
Safe mode
Safe mode with command prompt
Safe mode with networking
Last known good config (or something similar)
Or
Normal start up.
None of them get anywhere other than returning me to the above screen.
My music library and writing are on it.
What are my options?
Thanks!
So am I. But then I always am. I should be used to it by now.nodubmanshouts wrote:I'm astounded by the general lack of "proper" response!Hom_Corleone wrote:Help!
I've just tried to power up my laptop and been given the error message about Windows was shut down unexpectedly or whatever it says. It give you the options;
Safe mode
Safe mode with command prompt
Safe mode with networking
Last known good config (or something similar)
Or
Normal start up.
None of them get anywhere other than returning me to the above screen.
My music library and writing are on it.
What are my options?
Thanks!
This is a completely benign error. It just means the PC didn't shut down properly - like turning off your car while its still in gear. You almost certainly have nothing to worry about, and should just start normally.
I get this error maybe once or twice a week.
Nothing to worry about.
Do any of your friends and family know how to do this with a laptop? They might be more motivated to save your data than people in a shop.Hom_Corleone wrote: So am I. But then I always am. I should be used to it by now.
Thanks for the response - However, when I chose any of the options it just takes me back to the aforementioned screen. So I can't get any further.
@Holly - No, I don't. I loaded a copy of XP onto it lent to me by an ex-colleague.
So, EB's suggestion (that sounds a bit complicated to a non-geek like me) seems like the only immediate option. That, or take it to a shop.
Hollylicious wrote:EvilBastard wrote:
Yes, or get a Mac. Then take it down to your local Apple store, wait in line for 17 days behind emo kids with skate-boards, all identically-dressed to prove their individuality, to see some spotty git at the Genius Bar, who's half your age, with bad hair, that he's never seen anything this old before, that "you've fratzled the quirkyzoop - nothing we can do, we'll have to replace the whole thing. Nope, sorry, you've lost all the data and there's no way to get it back. Tough shizz, daddy-o. I'm surprised that someone your age even understands how to turn a Mac on - should have stuck with a PC, granddad."
Yeah, get a Mac.
Seriously cracking up at your comments
Oh you can't install XP from the standard installation disc on some recent notebooks wich are made to run exclusively with Vista/7. It's basicly not working because of some drivers wich are missing on the XP disc. These drivers are rudimental and needed to start the OS installation process. At least these drivers are available (usually) and it's not that hard to re-create your own XP installation disc including these updated drivers.I can't imagine any PC made in the last 10 years not being Xp compatible, but you never know....
Steve. I found out that a work colleague of mine has had the same issue with her XP tower. No easy Solution found hereHom_Corleone wrote:So am I. But then I always am. I should be used to it by now.
Thanks for the response - However, when I chose any of the options it just takes me back to the aforementioned screen. So I can't get any further.
@Holly - No, I don't. I loaded a copy of XP onto it lent to me by an ex-colleague.
So, EB's suggestion (that sounds a bit complicated to a non-geek like me) seems like the only immediate option. That, or take it to a shop.
wanna rephrase that?nodubmanshouts wrote:This is a completely benign error.
Eh... nowanna rephrase that?
I'm not necessarily agreeing with this, of course...EvilBastard wrote:Yeah, get a Mac.
And you CAN click anywhere... it's bloody simple to work with.markfiend wrote:But Mac OSX is inherently more resistant to viruses than Windows, because of its underlying UNIX-based kernel.
The copy of XP was loaded on over for 4 years ago and has been fine up until now.nodubmanshouts wrote:Ah, ok. Sounds like there's something else going on there then.
When you say "copy of XP", using an illegal copy of Windows could possibly cause you all kinds of problems...
How old was the laptop? I can't imagine any PC made in the last 10 years not being Xp compatible, but you never know....
A hard drive issue sounds pretty likely too.