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Batty Von Blingtrash wrote:

welshbiker wrote:

Batty Von Blingtrash wrote:Welshbiker - I have been telling Xris all about the two-eyed pipe-cleaned spangle bat. We are both very excited about it

I have been in no.1's bedroom looking for it. It is AWOL, but when no.1 daughter returns, she will lead us to spangle bat. Else i may tempt it from the shadows with some chewing tobacco and a slice of melon.

add a bit of cornwall fudge into the mix and spanglebats diet resembles mine rather too closely

hope you enjoy your break

Spanglebat stole my Cornish fudge in, er, Cornwall, earlier this year!!

Karma Police, arrest this man he talks in riddles...

Quiff Boy wrote:I'll have you know this is a non smoking establishment.

I realise it's a harsh call but it helps keep out the undesirables

Er...let me know how that works out for you, won't you?

James Blast wrote:Karma Police, arrest this man he talks in riddles...

I fear i may feel regret soon enough, but to which man do you refer?

James Blast wrote:are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster

It would appear that, according to the prophecy, it has come to pass.

Am I missing something?

Hello welshbiker by the way.

This seems to have turned into a 'Welcome to Heartland Welsh Biker' thread.

Relax Iris - I can vouch for him. He buys a round and he gives good story.

Hom_Corleone wrote:This seems to have turned into a 'Welcome to Heartland Welsh Biker' thread.

Make It So MOD

weebleswobble wrote:

Hom_Corleone wrote:This seems to have turned into a 'Welcome to Heartland Welsh Biker' thread.

Make It So MOD

Your wish.....

[bashful]

Awwww, shucks you guys lolol. I'm touched. By Weebles, which hardly makes me a special case i fear.

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So, my little angels of delight and shimmy, what gives today?

One more shift after today and then three weeks off from the gulag for me. Hurrah and huzzah!! It feels like Christmas Eve.

been in Welsh for 12 and a half week 'bout 4 yrs ago, lovely boring land with great sceenery.
zdrastvuy from Poland

Bartek wrote:been in Welsh for 12 and a half week 'bout 4 yrs ago, lovely boring land with great sceenery.
zdrastvuy from Poland

And a lot of sheep, no? Do you know what we call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Wales?

A leisure centre

welshbiker wrote:

Bartek wrote:been in Welsh for 12 and a half week 'bout 4 yrs ago, lovely boring land with great sceenery.
zdrastvuy from Poland

And a lot of sheep, no? Do you know what we call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Wales?

A leisure centre

It's like having Max Boyce to stay.

You just wait till International day lovely boy, then i'll really start performing

yeah... sheep how can i forget about that

Bartek wrote:yeah... sheep how can i forget about that

Painful memories? They can be slightly rough when they get going, can't they?

You should see the scars on my shins. I should say they can be rough.

only fleece tickled my much, if you know what i'm sayin'

fe fydd yna groeso yn y berfeddwlad

I think that's right.

Quiff Boy wrote:I'll have you know this is a non smoking establishment.

I realise it's a harsh call but it helps keep out the undesirables

AHEM

Oh and allo

welshbiker wrote:

mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!

Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!

lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.

Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....

Away ya wuss! That black pudding was lovely by the way. Hope you enjoyed your beans

'allo WB & welcome to the madhouse

Pista wrote:fe fydd yna groeso yn y berfeddwlad

I think that's right.

iechy da

nae stereotypes here mon, ken?

James Blast wrote:nae stereotypes here mon, ken?

Definately not.

*blows raspberry*