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THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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_emma_ wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:hounded by geeky guys and insanely obsessive goth chicks :lol:
Before anyone asks, that's not me, I'm not goth and I don't hound. :P :lol:
...you're just insanely obsessive? :lol: :P
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yes, and that's it I'm afraid (no longer a "chick" really, because time flies y'know)
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:lol: :lol: brilliant thread, i love it :notworthy: :lol:
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markfiend wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
markfiend wrote:Is it just me who feels a bit sorry for fullom now? :lol:
Yes. Just you. ;D
OK ;D
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o.O Them's fightin' words Mothy! :lol:
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Ach. I meant fullom, not you! :P
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Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
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timsinister wrote:Ach. I meant fullom, not you! :P
Erm. I knew that. Image

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paint it black wrote:
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
Isn't :von: a Lee Hazlewood fan...?

Some quilted velvet on me bum
Smoke some drugs and have some fun
And maybe tell you 'bout Fatpat
And how she gave me grief
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:lol:

But did he open up her gate? :innocent:
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EvilBastard wrote:
paint it black wrote:
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
Isn't :von: a Lee Hazlewood fan...?

Some quilted velvet on me bum
Smoke some drugs and have some fun
And maybe tell you 'bout Fatpat
And how she gave me grief
You're on a roll today, Mr. Clean. :lol:
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Dr Poo wrote:He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
Obviously now that he no longer has a Warners contract, he must fall back on something else to use. ;D
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I met the dude by the bar at one gig in Vancouver. He is a nice person, respectful and somewhat mysterious, was probably all the surrounding goffs that made him uncomfortable, but he had his hands full of drinks and actually stopped to give me a hand shake and smile. God he's short, I totally would have missed hime if I had not been on my toes. But the baldness made it easy as well. ;D
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paint it black wrote:
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
Of course he doesn't use quilted velvet. He uses a swan. The cheap toilet paper is actually to roll his luxury cigarettes.
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stufarq wrote:
paint it black wrote:
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
Of course he doesn't use quilted velvet. He uses a swan. The cheap toilet paper is actually to roll his luxury cigarettes.
Loo roll or swan, either way discarded lyrics end up in the cat's litter try.
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along with his recording career
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Quiff Boy wrote:i've just remembered,we did actually have the singer from devon-crusty-punks 'the bus station loonies' sign up for heartland once, a long time ago now. iirc, he claims to have dated eldritch's sister (?) in the very early 80s (before anyone really know who he was) :lol:
so he have a sister.... :P
he was wise to hide her from me. now his failure is complete.
if he will not turn to the dark side... then perhaps she will... :twisted:
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:lol:

I just want to add, now that the more intellectual aspects have been discussed, that Mr. Eldritch seemed just of average English statue when I saw him. I don't know how that rumour that he was really really short came into the world but it's not true.
Maybe it was Weebles who started the whole thing ;D :innocent:
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Well... his feet touch the floor when he stands up, but giant he aint. (Compact)

I'm sure he is a top class chap, as we all are when it suits us, and not when it doesn't. :)
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lachert wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:i've just remembered,we did actually have the singer from devon-crusty-punks 'the bus station loonies' sign up for heartland once, a long time ago now. iirc, he claims to have dated eldritch's sister (?) in the very early 80s (before anyone really know who he was) :lol:
so he have a sister.... :P
he was wise to hide her from me. now his failure is complete.
if he will not turn to the dark side... then perhaps she will... :twisted:
very good :lol:
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If you want some honest and reliable information on anything related to the Sisters, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.

PS: I got the new album and it's f*cking great!! Will be released next month.
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Aazhyd wrote:If you want some honest and reliable information on anything related to the Sisters, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.

PS: I got the new album and it's f*cking great!! Will be released next month.
lol
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Aazhyd wrote:If you want some honest and reliable information on anything related to the Sisters, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.

PS: I got the new album and it's f*cking great!! Will be released next month.
imo don't think the finished stuff is as good as the demos i was given a few years back :?
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paint it black wrote:
Aazhyd wrote:If you want some honest and reliable information on anything related to the Sisters, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.

PS: I got the new album and it's f*cking great!! Will be released next month.
imo don't think the finished stuff is as good as the demos i was given a few years back :?
:lol:
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