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Re: Andrew Eldritch

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 13:26
by EvilBastard
_emma_ wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:hounded by geeky guys and insanely obsessive goth chicks :lol:
Before anyone asks, that's not me, I'm not goth and I don't hound. :P :lol:
...you're just insanely obsessive? :lol: :P

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 13:29
by _emma_
yes, and that's it I'm afraid (no longer a "chick" really, because time flies y'know)

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 13:41
by SteBacchus
:lol: :lol: brilliant thread, i love it :notworthy: :lol:

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 15:07
by timsinister
markfiend wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
markfiend wrote:Is it just me who feels a bit sorry for fullom now? :lol:
Yes. Just you. ;D
OK ;D
You can't ask these types of questions and not expect a kicking!

8)

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 15:19
by markfiend
o.O Them's fightin' words Mothy! :lol:

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 15:21
by timsinister
Ach. I meant fullom, not you! :P

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 16:24
by paint it black
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 16:24
by markfiend
timsinister wrote:Ach. I meant fullom, not you! :P
Erm. I knew that. Image

Damn kids, get off my lawn!

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 16:34
by EvilBastard
paint it black wrote:
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
Isn't :von: a Lee Hazlewood fan...?

Some quilted velvet on me bum
Smoke some drugs and have some fun
And maybe tell you 'bout Fatpat
And how she gave me grief

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 16:36
by Silver_Owl
:lol:

But did he open up her gate? :innocent:

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 17:57
by sultan2075
EvilBastard wrote:
paint it black wrote:
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
Isn't :von: a Lee Hazlewood fan...?

Some quilted velvet on me bum
Smoke some drugs and have some fun
And maybe tell you 'bout Fatpat
And how she gave me grief
You're on a roll today, Mr. Clean. :lol:

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 18:58
by mh
Dr Poo wrote:He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
Obviously now that he no longer has a Warners contract, he must fall back on something else to use. ;D

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 19:08
by 10-E Rabid
I met the dude by the bar at one gig in Vancouver. He is a nice person, respectful and somewhat mysterious, was probably all the surrounding goffs that made him uncomfortable, but he had his hands full of drinks and actually stopped to give me a hand shake and smile. God he's short, I totally would have missed hime if I had not been on my toes. But the baldness made it easy as well. ;D

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 21:17
by stufarq
paint it black wrote:
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
Of course he doesn't use quilted velvet. He uses a swan. The cheap toilet paper is actually to roll his luxury cigarettes.

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 21:33
by Syberberg
stufarq wrote:
paint it black wrote:
Dr Poo wrote: He uses the cheapest toilet paper like eveyone else!
well you'd hardly use quilted velvet for those lyrics would you
Of course he doesn't use quilted velvet. He uses a swan. The cheap toilet paper is actually to roll his luxury cigarettes.
Loo roll or swan, either way discarded lyrics end up in the cat's litter try.

Posted: 08 Jun 2011, 22:26
by James Blast
along with his recording career

Re: Andrew Eldritch

Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 01:05
by lachert
Quiff Boy wrote:i've just remembered,we did actually have the singer from devon-crusty-punks 'the bus station loonies' sign up for heartland once, a long time ago now. iirc, he claims to have dated eldritch's sister (?) in the very early 80s (before anyone really know who he was) :lol:
so he have a sister.... :P
he was wise to hide her from me. now his failure is complete.
if he will not turn to the dark side... then perhaps she will... :twisted:

Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 02:53
by Sita
:lol:

I just want to add, now that the more intellectual aspects have been discussed, that Mr. Eldritch seemed just of average English statue when I saw him. I don't know how that rumour that he was really really short came into the world but it's not true.
Maybe it was Weebles who started the whole thing ;D :innocent:

Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 06:40
by splintered thing
Well... his feet touch the floor when he stands up, but giant he aint. (Compact)

I'm sure he is a top class chap, as we all are when it suits us, and not when it doesn't. :)

Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 08:49
by markfiend
Both of his legs are shorter than the other.

Re: Andrew Eldritch

Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 10:04
by Quiff Boy
lachert wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:i've just remembered,we did actually have the singer from devon-crusty-punks 'the bus station loonies' sign up for heartland once, a long time ago now. iirc, he claims to have dated eldritch's sister (?) in the very early 80s (before anyone really know who he was) :lol:
so he have a sister.... :P
he was wise to hide her from me. now his failure is complete.
if he will not turn to the dark side... then perhaps she will... :twisted:
very good :lol:

Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 17:18
by Aazhyd
If you want some honest and reliable information on anything related to the Sisters, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.

PS: I got the new album and it's f*cking great!! Will be released next month.

Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 18:35
by VonII
Aazhyd wrote:If you want some honest and reliable information on anything related to the Sisters, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.

PS: I got the new album and it's f*cking great!! Will be released next month.
lol

Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 19:27
by paint it black
Aazhyd wrote:If you want some honest and reliable information on anything related to the Sisters, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.

PS: I got the new album and it's f*cking great!! Will be released next month.
imo don't think the finished stuff is as good as the demos i was given a few years back :?

Posted: 10 Jun 2011, 08:44
by markfiend
paint it black wrote:
Aazhyd wrote:If you want some honest and reliable information on anything related to the Sisters, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.

PS: I got the new album and it's f*cking great!! Will be released next month.
imo don't think the finished stuff is as good as the demos i was given a few years back :?
:lol: