Heartland

The blotchiness is probably from not using de-interlacing. There should be an option for this when you scan (this is assuming you're using a HP scanner of course!).

If not, then there is an option to deinterlace in Paint Shop Pro 7 as well. If you don't have this then either email me the pic and I'll sort it out for you, or send it to someone you know who has it!

[quote="Padstar"]@ Dahlia - Ok then four it is..... and you can auditon personally!!!!
Bring your own Whipped cream!


Pad's , I 'll show you the real "Leather Nun" LOL!!


(or would you prefer PVC?)

emilystrange wrote:it must be a boy thing.
and there's prob not a really good reason

Yes, Emily I think it's a male ego thing, some sort of competetion amongst them.

As for me, I don't bother with post counts, I am already embarrassingly approaching 1,000 and I'd be happy to see that decline!

Was Paddy asking for whipped cream?

this place isnt as classy as planets bar and grill is it?

No QB I don't think so. And Barman Blast and Big Si have yet to arrive..

Quiff Boy wrote:this place isnt as classy as planets bar and grill is it?

What do you mean not classy?!


I'll be doing my act to "Like A Prayer" BTW .........


(or maybe something from The Sound Of Music )

Snub Nose wrote:no its not as classy, but if private dances are only 10 quid I'm in.

Give us your tenner then ....

......"The hills are alive with the sound of music"......

*shudder*

Quiff Boy wrote:*shudder*

Charming!!!


*thumps QB*

Awwww ignore him..... im sure it would be an amazing experience !!!

Paddy.

@ bd: the shudder was more down to the choice of music for that particular act, than the mental image of you...

@ QB "High on a hill stood a lonely goat ..."
@ Pads

Black Dahlia wrote:or would you prefer PVC?)

I would! I would! Mmmm...PVC... *Swoon* Hey, Dahlia - I hope you've saved a cage for me! Muahahahaha!!!

SINsister wrote:

Black Dahlia wrote:or would you prefer PVC?)

I would! I would! Mmmm...PVC... *Swoon* Hey, Dahlia - I hope you've saved a cage for me! Muahahahaha!!!

Why sure Sinny - the more the merrier as Im sure the boys would agree ....

<Blast finally shows his face and speaks>
Thought I'd let you all settle in to our new abode before we start to kick some botty in an industrial groove, rock and roll stylee. I'm sure The Big Man and ATG will be along sooner rather than later, in the meantime let's us pray for the soul of Cardinal Eldritch, (sometimes of this Parish) while we listen to The Sisters Of Mercy - Amsterdam 30-3-03 provided by Brother Dave Whelan.

Let's be having them orders in, NOO!

Proprietor Blast

PS we have a very limited supply of Strawberry Cresta on draught

Wehay!!!!
Double Green Fairy for me please BB

Sinny too !!!!! Ive died and gone to heaven!

Paddy.

Padstar wrote:Sinny too !!!!! Ive died and gone to heaven!

Paddy.

Paddy! Glad you could make it - pull up a chair ...

Paddy! Really, now...

One Double Green Fairy comin' up!
Bucket of Nitrogen for you BD, or is that Pads tipple? a few days off and you forget so quickly. Any chance of releaving behind the bar on my break, SIN?

Welcome

Red Sunsets wrote:One Double Green Fairy comin' up!
Bucket of Nitrogen for you BD, or is that Pads tipple? a few days off and you forget so quickly. Any chance of releaving behind the bar on my break, SIN?

Welcome

Communion wine for this gal Blast *mwah*

Red Sunsets wrote:Any chance of releaving behind the bar on my break, SIN?

That'll depend on whether or not I'm allowed out of my cage... Muahahaha!!!

Black Planet wrote:

emilystrange wrote:it must be a boy thing.
and there's prob not a really good reason

Yes, Emily I think it's a male ego thing, some sort of competetion amongst them.

We men like to feel we've achieved something at the end of the day. It makes us feel useful. It's a womb envy thing.

CellThree wrote:The blotchiness is probably from not using de-interlacing. There should be an option for this when you scan (this is assuming you're using a HP scanner of course!).

If not, then there is an option to deinterlace in Paint Shop Pro 7 as well. If you don't have this then either email me the pic and I'll sort it out for you, or send it to someone you know who has it!

That joke's just not working. I would drop it from your act.

Right then Red,

Two large ganj choccy shakes, please, whilst I settle back and enjoy the floorshow. That last White Stripes vid should be used as a benchmark for all you fine, fine raunchy Heartlanders.

Dave

Oh and Red, turn that CD up. One louder, mate, ONE LOUDER!