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Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 13:16
by emilystrange
Black Shuck wrote:Can I please apply to be your 'comical Ali'-style information minister?
here's a sample of my work:
ALL HAIL EMILY STRANGE, WONDERFUL AND IMMORTAL RULER OF THE PEOPLE'S STATE OF BRITANNIA. MAY SHE EVER RULE. SHE WILL CRUSH INVADING ARMIES LIKE AN EMPTY COKE CAN, AND ENEMY TANKS WILL BE TRAMPLED UNDER THE MIGHT OF HER GLORIOUS SHOES. HER ENEMIES WILL HAVE THEIR BRAINS EATEN BY STOATS AND WEASELS.
BRITANNIA WILL NEVER FAIL FOR EMILY STRANGE IS INVINCIBLE.
I am reliable, hard-working and honest and have good telephone manner. I'd like £4.35 per hour and three weeks holiday. I can start immediately.
and you can have all the beer you can drink, as well.
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 13:56
by emilystrange
Hmmmm there's not much for me in this except a second hand mud pit.
Suggestions for Emily's present to herself required please....
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 14:04
by Black Planet
A big welcome back to Mr. James.
Emily, I'd like a diamond studded tiara please, and I will wear it proudly.
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 14:05
by khepri II
emilystrange wrote:Hmmmm there's not much for me in this except a second hand mud pit.
Suggestions for Emily's present to herself required please....
one of them contraptions Catharine the Great had. Preferably made by the same builder
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 14:07
by Quiff Boy
emilystrange wrote:Suggestions for Emily's present to herself required please....
all the mud you can eat, and the plaything of your choice
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 14:11
by Black Planet
emilystrange wrote:Hmmmm there's not much for me in this except a second hand mud pit.
Suggestions for Emily's present to herself required please....
May I suggest a male harem, a yacht, a jet, estates in posh places, and life long guest passes to every gig you'd ever want to attend. Obviously funded by the State of course.
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 14:12
by MrChris
Or some cheesy hula hoops. They're lovely!
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 14:12
by randdebiel²
andrew in a cage?
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 14:21
by emilystrange
BP - tiaras are all yours.
I have no wish to be Catherine the Great.. that was horrible Khepri.
BP has andrew in a cage already and i dont fancy him... gigs sorted..just the male harem then! i'll make another list
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 14:52
by mayhem
I don't suppose there will be much left when BP's finished...but just in case can I have a bucket, a shovel, a workbench, some strong sewing thread and a large electrical storm please?
Oh and a really really nice tiara.
M
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 15:21
by emilystrange
now you should be able to find most of those round the house.. let me know when you want the storm. i'll send you a tiara catalogue, and if you get bored you can borrow one of mine.
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 15:41
by CorpPunk
Did someone say my name?
All I want is my Heartland t-shirt. I'll even pay for it.
to Quifflet...
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 16:00
by emilystrange
rats. something i can't do. QUIFF!!!
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 16:08
by Quiff Boy
i'm on the case...
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 16:09
by Big Si
CorpPunk wrote:Did someone say my name?
CorpPunkette
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 16:18
by mayhem
emilystrange wrote:now you should be able to find most of those round the house.. let me know when you want the storm. i'll send you a tiara catalogue, and if you get bored you can borrow one of mine.
But I was hoping for nice shiny titanium implements rather than commonplace household ones. But I'm sure you can arrange that too so:
Viva La Presidenta!
M
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 16:32
by emilystrange
oh well thats different.
Quiff is now Chief Quartermaster
Gripper is adviser in chief
mmm Sinny in charge of money
thats the junta so far who else do i need....
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 16:37
by Big Si
emilystrange wrote:oh well thats different.
Quiff is now Chief Quartermaster
Gripper is adviser in chief
mmm Sinny in charge of money
thats the junta so far who else do i need....
Generallissimo of the People's Army?
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 16:40
by emilystrange
qualifications please.
now, what can paddy do????
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 16:53
by Big Si
emilystrange wrote:qualifications please.
now, what can paddy do????
I'm the Big Man! I'm good at "sorting out" problems.
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 17:12
by emilystrange
do you need helpers?
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 20:32
by Thea
i can spin plates and drive forklift trucks. i've got one GCSE and an NVQ - but i can't remember what i got them for.
got anything suitable?
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 21:15
by emilystrange
d00mw0lf wrote:i can spin plates and drive forklift trucks. i've got one GCSE and an NVQ - but i can't remember what i got them for.
got anything suitable?
well you're not in charge of underwear with that avatar.
wee need forklifts to move the stash... easy. Big Si will tell you where to go.
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 21:25
by Thea
*pulls up uber-stylish pants, salutes and drives off*
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 21:41
by emilystrange
mmm i quite like being saluted to... *shakes head and gets back down to earth*
Paddy, what job do you want?