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Dark Angel wrote:who is who and what is what and where is where and why is why and when is when
you forgot the two h's

journo :wink:

can earwigs actually hear :eek:





....and how do we know the answer :?
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Last night I dreamt of AE again. This time he wasn't my lover though - he was my anaesthetist! :eek: I was in terrible pain and he appeared like an angel with a needle, gave me something turquoise-blue and it felt sooo good.
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Dark Angel wrote:who is who and what is what and where is where and why is why and when is when
fooked if I know?
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This thread is in danger of turning into a Simp's Convention!

Anyone got change for a blipblop?
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What i wander,.................

if you see things before happening, did they already happend ? (in a other dimension or something like that ?)or is the brain to slow to proces things and make's you think it happend before.

How did i came to this to ask ?

today on the motorbike I saw this weird lokking dude in a car on the right side of me, and I knew that he was not gonna pay any attention to fellow drivers, and i saw him almost hitteng me.

Now with that in my mind I gave full gas to be the fastest and first leaving the trafic lights, so he would be waaaaaaaaay behind me. and by the next light I see his car comming so fast behind me, i was in some kind of trance, i could not do anything exept to close my eye's, after the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep,....... I open my eye's and he had mised me by 3 to 4 cm,.................. :eek:

-1 Now do I have a guardian angel, who saved me today again by letting me see thing before they happend !
-2 am I insane for thinking this ?
-3 How did I feel something simular like this was gonna happend
-4 I hate to be this sensitive, had simular things like this before, and want to get rid of it !

-5 What do you think ?
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nope ? ? ?
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Yup, I still think nope
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explane ?
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It's to do with nipples in the space-time continuum.
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_emma_ wrote:Last night I dreamt of AE again. This time he wasn't my lover though - he was my anaesthetist! :eek: I was in terrible pain and he appeared like an angel with a needle, gave me something turquoise-blue and it felt sooo good.
That would still be pretty... well, I would enjoy it. :wink: :von: I could make a "just a little prick" joke, but that wouldn't be surreal, just utterly juvenile and tasteless. :innocent:

Anyway,

If a tree falls into a river and there's no one around to hear it, but there's fish in the river, does it still make a sound 'cos the fish can hear it? If it's a deaf fish, what then?
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Which reminds me:

Take a fish, and a potato,
Hold the fish, and the potato,
In your hand, in your hand,
This is how you make fishcakes
This is how one makes fishcakes
Fish-cakes (fishcakes!)
Fish-cakes (fiskcakes!)

You really disappeared up your own arse there.
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boudicca wrote:Which reminds me:

Take a fish, and a potato,
Hold the fish, and the potato,
In your hand, in your hand,
This is how you make fishcakes
This is how one makes fishcakes
Fish-cakes (fishcakes!)
Fish-cakes (fiskcakes!)

You really disappeared up your own arse there.
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that song single-handedly put me off bauhaus for about 8 years :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:that song single-handedly put me off bauhaus for about 8 years :lol:
Yeah, the eight year period has yet to pass for me. Maybe I'll wake up when I'm 27 and suddenly get the urge to listen to "Of Lilies And Remains" again.

Murphy was obsessed with fish wasn't he?
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boudicca wrote:Murphy was obsessed with fish wasn't he?
Hmm, wasn't there an interview in the NME circa 82 when he mentioned something about his admiration for Marillion?
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Got off the tube at Tottenham Court Road yesterday, came out past the Dominion Theatre and thought ......

"Some Day".
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does anybody else laugh when they see Mr E and enigma, or is that just me too :von:

[really small font i can't be arsed to learn how do do] clue: it's a Mr E, oh it's a Mr E [/really small purple font with blue highlights]
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JB wrote:
boudicca wrote:Murphy was obsessed with fish wasn't he?
Hmm, wasn't there an interview in the NME circa 82 when he mentioned something about his admiration for Marillion?
Oh probably... that and Peter bloody Gabriel. Rick Wakeman too, I shouldn't wonder - and I seem to recall an interview where he professed a liking for Dido (now that is surreal!). :eek: :lol: Seriously!

I used to want to have his little high-cheekboned babies as well, but I decicded I only had enough affection in me for one pompous arsehole. :von: :innocent:
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