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Loki
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Post 'em here.

Today I'm pondering ...

What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about ..? :eek: :? :roll: :urff:
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This morning i pondered existance.. and thought.. about different dimensions, and perhaps for every near death accident type thing ive had.. maybe i actually died in another one of those dimensions..

or something like that, im sure someone else could bu what im saying far more elequantly.
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if the bicycle gets a flat tyre, how f**ked is the fish
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paint it black wrote:if the bicycle gets a flat tyre, how f**ked is the fish
not at all, i'd guess. as it doens't need a bike in the first place.

incidentally, my dog has got no nose but smells very nice indeed.
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Quiff Boy wrote:
paint it black wrote:if the bicycle gets a flat tyre, how f**ked is the fish
not at all, i'd guess. as it doens't need a bike in the first place.
'course it does, otherwise it couldn't get to meet the chicken

btw - my dog is a smoothhound :wink:
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would a man with D size breast implants be arrested for indecent exposure if he walked around topless?

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If you cut off my head, do I say me and my head or me and my body?
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rapture_radio wrote:would a man with D size breast implants be arrested for indecent exposure if he walked around topless?
I saw one of those on Saturday :urff: , no arrests were made.
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that happens all the time up in newcastle. you should take a look at the crowd when 'toon play ;)
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What would you rather be or a wasp?

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FFS Dave wrote:What would you rather be or a wasp?

Latest score from the Nou Camp...Barcelona- 1 Surreal Madrid- fish.
Gosh Dave, I'm surprised you've posted on this thread. Normally when you're having surreal thoughts inside someone else's head in Wastedland, you just PM me ... :innocent: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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If some one is soooooooooooo UGLY and his life is in a circle, would this ugly-nes be endless ?
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rapture_radio wrote:would a man with D size breast implants be arrested for indecent exposure if he walked around topless?

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If you cut off my head, do I say me and my head or me and my body?
So, are you beheaded, or bebodied ?

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zaltys7 wrote:
rapture_radio wrote:would a man with D size breast implants be arrested for indecent exposure if he walked around topless?

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If you cut off my head, do I say me and my head or me and my body?
So, are you beheaded, or bebodied ?

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Or is this the one case where you would really be beside yourself :?
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emilystrange wrote:if a tomato isn't invisible, is it still red?
could be green or brown, but I wouldn't eat it anyhow.


no it isn't. red is a color we made up, if we can't see it it isn't red.
same as the tree in the forrest. it doesn't make a sound when it falls down......
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trees can hear, you know
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but they can't go on the internet so what does it matter?
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you should never underestimate an Ent. as saruman found out, to his cost.
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christophe wrote:but they can't go on the internet so what does it matter?
I beg to differ ... www.chatwithtrees/larch/birch.com
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emilystrange wrote:you should never underestimate an Ent. as saruman found out, to his cost.
you never read any of the books did you :wink:
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JB wrote:I beg to differ ... www.chatwithtrees/larch/birch.com
the link isn't working, or is that part of the joke? you never know these days you know....
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emilystrange wrote:Ent.
Ear, Nose and Throat surgeon. Agreed.
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