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Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 10:29
by hallucienate
while she was pushing out logs.
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 10:46
by Francis
Oh yes! Sickeningly obscene, yet strangely appropriate given the landlard's faecal fetish. And a sly wink to the double meaning of 'bogs'.
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden
He slipped her a good 'un
While she was pushing out logs
Gentlemen, I salute you one and all.
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 10:47
by James Blast
I'm not done yet...
in the land of the
Nogs
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 11:14
by Francis
An alternative ending is always a good money-spinner James.
In view of the outstanding success of our first project, I feel we're ready to move the the next stage of literary endeavour: the nonsense poem.
(Also known as a Peter Gabriel lyric). To start:
The cokehead who has no nose
...
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 11:17
by hallucienate
found it difficult to doze
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 11:21
by James Blast
he pulled out an orange
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 12:06
by Francis
It was funny the first time James.
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 13:03
by Izzy HaveMercy
Francis wrote:Well I started it, so I'm the editor:
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden
He slipped her a good 'un
Anyone got a punchline?
It still shows in the queer way he jogs.
IZ.
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 13:49
by doc P
James Blast wrote:he pulled out an orange
and we know that there ain´t
no rhyme to that one James
found it funny even the second time
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 14:05
by Izzy HaveMercy
doc P wrote:James Blast wrote:he pulled out an orange
and we know that there ain´t
no rhyme to that one James
found it funny even the second time
He pulled out an orange,
Which took quite some courange...
He took it to the shooting range
For a thorough state change.
IZ.
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 14:36
by Francis
Minge, hinge, impinge. Etcetera, etcetera.
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 14:55
by Scardwel
There was a young man from Wood Green
Who invented a wanking machine
On the 55th stroke
The f**king thing broke
And whipped his bollocks to cream
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 15:12
by nick the stripper
Tubby, tubby two by four
Couldn't get through the bathroom door
So she did it on the floor
Licked it up and did some more
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 16:30
by boudicca
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Francis wrote:Well I started it, so I'm the editor:
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden
He slipped her a good 'un
Anyone got a punchline?
It still shows in the queer way he jogs.
IZ.
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 18:17
by scotty
jack and jill went up the hill
so jack could lick jills f*nny
but jack got a shock
and a mouthfull of c*ck
when he found out jill was
a tranny!
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 19:05
by James Blast
I predict a plate tectonic riot
in a
lairy fashion,
of course
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 19:12
by Dark
Ah, Lewd Limericks.. someone get publishing rights at once.
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 21:48
by eastmidswhizzkid
Francis wrote:Well I started it, so I'm the editor:
There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden
He slipped her a good 'un
Anyone got a punchline?
yeah,i preferred that line too
@at all of you posting on this thread whilst bored on a sunday afternoon for making me laugh on a boring sunday night
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 22:06
by eastmidswhizzkid
so here's an oldie-but-goodie:
there was a young man from nantuckett,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"if my ear was a c**t, i could f**k it!"
Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 22:18
by paint it black
there was an old man called francis
who thought, yeah, i could do one of them dances
Posted: 27 Jun 2005, 07:21
by Dark
paint it black wrote:there was an old man called francis
who thought, yeah, i could do one of them dances
He heard Body Electric
His feet went hectic
Posted: 27 Jun 2005, 10:19
by markfiend
there was an old man called francis
who thought, yeah, i could do one of them dances
He heard Body Electric
His feet went hectic
As if the dance-floor was covered in antses.
Posted: 27 Jun 2005, 13:13
by paint it black
markfiend wrote:there was an old man called francis
who thought, yeah, i could do one of them dances
He heard Body Electric
His feet went hectic
As if the dance-floor was covered in antses.
very nice
he knew the risk
still slipped a disc
Posted: 27 Jun 2005, 13:48
by Francis
Posted: 27 Jun 2005, 23:31
by eastmidswhizzkid
paint it black wrote:markfiend wrote:there was an old man called francis
who thought, yeah, i could do one of them dances
He heard Body Electric
His feet went hectic
As if the dance-floor was covered in antses.
very nice
he knew the risk
still slipped a disc
which quite put an end to his prances
or
and is forced to wear surgical pantses (if mark can get away with "antses")