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Posted: 05 Dec 2005, 22:31
by James Blast
just give her chocolate and a new credit card
I only read the first three posts and came to the above conculsion 
Posted: 05 Dec 2005, 22:44
by emilystrange
please note... i buy my own, within limits, and diamonds are usually involved
saves NO END of stress for both parties
Posted: 05 Dec 2005, 22:50
by Debaser
If it's useful - I don't want it. If it's wearable - I don't want it. If I have to fit it together (don't get me started on 'decals') - I don't want it. If I have to concentrate to gain benefit from it - I don't want it.
BUT, if it makes me smell wonderful or it just has to sit there and look gorgeous - I WANT IT!!!!
So that'd be Brad Pitt doused in Jo Malone's latest smellies.
Posted: 05 Dec 2005, 22:52
by Ginger
For 'uck's sake, us women aren't complicated. We only want the simple things in life...like a bloke with a 9 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears
Oh and what Ness said
Posted: 05 Dec 2005, 22:55
by Brideoffrankenstein
Something from Lush
www.lush.co.uk
Posted: 05 Dec 2005, 22:58
by James Blast
Paul!
Posted: 05 Dec 2005, 22:59
by scotty
See above
Posted: 05 Dec 2005, 23:05
by Andie
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 00:09
by Andrew S
And I hear that brown or orange nylon's very much in fashion this season.
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 00:19
by CorpPunk
Well, speaking as a chick in a low-income profession, if someone gave me a diamond I'd sell it. I prefer chocolate and stuff I have to put together (such as
this or
this). The more complicated the better. Instruction manuals are for wussies.
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 00:22
by nick the stripper
I've never bought a ladie a present, including my mum. My brother or sister normally buy her birthday and christmas present and I give them my share for it... and if I'm strapped for cash I just sign the card when no one is looking...
God I'm cheap.
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 01:22
by boudicca
nick the stripper wrote:I've never bought a ladie a present, including my mum. My brother or sister normally buy her birthday and christmas present and I give them my share for it... and if I'm strapped for cash I just sign the card when no one is looking...
God I'm cheap.
Thatta boy!
I reckon I'm quite easy to buy for. If it's related to Sisters and I don't have it, I want it.
And Libby's right, you can't go wrong with things that smell nice (although they have to be ridiculously expensive and fundementally useless otherwise it will just insinuate you think she has a BO problem
).
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 10:18
by The Green Lantern
@Richey - it's a woman, what can I say?
@everyone else - Thanks! Excellent. I'm getting there. Something that smells and is made of lush diamond.
p.s I've found this nice looking japanese spa thing place, that would make us both relaxed in a sweet-smelling way. It's not a diamond and it's not the moon, but it comes with a free bathrobe
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 11:16
by Gottdammerung
scotty wrote:Gottdammerung wrote:I did once buy a girlfriend a shrek mask to go with the copy of Shrek i got her for christmas..
didn't go down well for some reason...
So are you saying my "Catharine Zeta - Jones" mask present won't be appreciated?
Well I did go down like a lead balloon to say the least..
Thank god I'm not going out with
her any more..
Instead I have the dilemma of buying a present for someone who is completely off kilter, fecking off to Mexico for three months on New Year's Day and is buying me a St Pauli home top for Christmas..
All I want for Christmas is a St Pauli home kit.....
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 11:35
by Planet Dave
Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 11:42
by Gottdammerung
Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
or in the crowd near the front of one...
*crosses fingers and other appendages...*
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 18:55
by Jaimie1980
Gottdammerung wrote:Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
or in the crowd near the front of one...
*crosses fingers and other appendages...*
It's a great kit.
I have the vintage version.
Posted: 06 Dec 2005, 19:48
by boudicca
Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him.
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 00:16
by Planet Dave
boudicca wrote:Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him.
and it'd be worse than a gay string vest
because...?
Or any number of the purposefully grotesque 'tops' he's worn in recent years, for that matter.
Dayglo zip-front snakeskin 'cycling' top, anyone?
Face it Claire, he ain't much of a g*** anymore, is he?
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 01:12
by Francis
Ginger wrote:like a bloke with a 9 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears
Et voila!
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 01:32
by boudicca
Planet Dave wrote:boudicca wrote:Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him.
and it'd be worse than a gay string vest
because...?
Or any number of the purposefully grotesque 'tops' he's worn in recent years, for that matter.
Dayglo zip-front snakeskin 'cycling' top, anyone?
Face it Claire, he ain't much of a g*** anymore, is he?
I wasn't digging the vest, I made my stance on that very clear.
However, the day-glo business is funny because it smacks of trying too hard. I reckon he goes home and cries if he reads an article about himself where someone calls him a goff.
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 01:39
by Planet Dave
Have you seen the list of support bands from this years M'era Luna in the official gigography?
Maybe you're right.
