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DeWinter wrote:I suppose the argument is that if Hague can't be trusted by his wife, why on earth should the electorate trust him either? It's a valid point, to me. But the high-horse the general public get on when a politico gets caught bending is always pretty nauseating.
She might have known, it could be an "open marriage". What a couple (or a threesome, or whatever) does for sexual kicks is no-one else's business. But yes, I get your point.
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Am interested who's starting these rumours. After the fun and games with McBride and co one would think Labour, but there's a hell of a lot of Torys who dislike Cameron quite intensely and Hague remains popular amongst them, so wouldn't be surprised to find one of Cameron's cadre is behind this. Plus ca change.. :roll:
I wouldn't be surprised if it's been started by someone within the Tories. As well as the motives you mention, they could be trying to bury the Coulson / phone-tapping story. Pass me my tin-foil hat again.
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markfiend wrote: I wouldn't be surprised if it's been started by someone within the Tories. As well as the motives you mention, they could be trying to bury the Coulson / phone-tapping story. Pass me my tin-foil hat again.
Well, Occam's Razor, I suppose I'd plump for a Labour smear to distract attention from Blair's messianic return via print. It's doing David Miliband no good at all, and I suspect Labour don't want to be led by his brother, the only other serious contender, because he seems to be mentioning wealth redistribution and various other no-no's...
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Mozza opens gob & inserts foot.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/se ... ies-racism

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markfiend wrote: I wouldn't be surprised if it's been started by someone within the Tories. As well as the motives you mention, they could be trying to bury the Coulson / phone-tapping story. Pass me my tin-foil hat again.
Well, Occam's Razor, I suppose I'd plump for a Labour smear to distract attention from Blair's messianic return via print. It's doing David Miliband no good at all, and I suspect Labour don't want to be led by his brother, the only other serious contender, because he seems to be mentioning wealth redistribution and various other no-no's...
Aye you're probably right.

Re: the Morrissey thing-- while it is true that China's animal rights record is less than exemplary, I'd be more worried about their human rights record. He really is a cock isn't he?
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markfiend wrote: He really is a cock isn't he?
That's a bit harsh on cocks.
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I'd fuckin' slap him on the patio! :evil:
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Joy Division football strip

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11176405

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Not as good as his oven glove design. :innocent:

In other news...Kind Tony cancels book signing
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11197376 Cnut. :roll:
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In the Venn diagram of geekdom, you become a geek by association," said Adam WarRock, who left his job as an attorney to become a full time rapper.
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Montana woman fights bear with courgette

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the latest in pet grooming:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-11407516

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Whether you like cats or not, what a sh!tty thing to do.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2 ... cliff-fall


Segway boss Jimi Heselden dies in scooter cliff fall

Yorkshire millionaire Jimi Heselden dies while testing cross-country version of upright, motorised 'green commuter' machine


which is too funny not to mention, but reading the article he sounds as if he was actually a decent chap, with a good amount of integrity.

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They'll be practically giving them away now.

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This whole Delhi games saga gets more bizarre by the minute.
First it looks like Zeno paid them a visit & now monkeys.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-11433539
Thousands of monkeys roam Delhi, mostly around government offices and are considered a public nuisance.
Not too dissimilar to government offices all over the world really.

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BBC manages to go a whole day without mentioning the sodding Millibands in thier headlines, breaking a run of nearly three months of boring me to sodding death about them. :roll:
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You and me, we are Duff brothers...

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Pictures from today's demonstration against the Stuttgart21 project? Very nice ... :urff: ...
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Ed Miliband?

Ahahahahhahahahahhahhahaa.
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All this talk of the Millibands made me wonder...

Do a thousand Millibands make a Band?

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