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Oxford University: For those completing their Narcissism module, today's lecture will come directly from Kim Kardashian's erse
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Pista wrote:Oxford University: For those completing their Narcissism module, today's lecture will come directly from Kim Kardashian's erse
tl;dr... I guess it's a physics lecture and it's about supermassive black holes? :urff:
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i cant believe that the pilot did this deliberately.....how fucked up is that?
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You know that historical pub you just tore down? Yeah, about that...
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Pista wrote:You know that historical pub you just tore down? Yeah, about that...
Wait, am I reading this correctly? The firm simply told their employees to stay home and then bulldozed the pub? What the hell?
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Pista wrote:You know that historical pub you just tore down? Yeah, about that...
Wait, am I reading this correctly? The firm simply told their employees to stay home and then bulldozed the pub? What the hell?
Yeah. Nice eh?
Interesting inventory huh? Hope they counted all the bricks.
If you look at some of the pics of the wreckage, they didn't even take the pictures off the walls. In a hurry much?
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http://www.yorkmix.com/news/rock-star-c ... -too-dark/

I'm bloody glad I didn't try to get tickets now. What a nobber.
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markfiend wrote:http://www.yorkmix.com/news/rock-star-c ... -too-dark/

I'm bloody glad I didn't try to get tickets now. What a nobber.
I've always heard stories of what a nice guy he is.
I reckon he probably was apologetic but it wouldn't make such a good story. :wink:
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markfiend wrote:http://www.yorkmix.com/news/rock-star-c ... -too-dark/

I'm bloody glad I didn't try to get tickets now. What a nobber.
If they got a lighting spec & they met that spec I don't see what the problem is really.
They're all on dimmers anyway, so they only need to crank them up a little bit
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markfiend wrote:http://www.yorkmix.com/news/rock-star-c ... -too-dark/

I'm bloody glad I didn't try to get tickets now. What a nobber.
If they got a lighting spec & they met that spec I don't see what the problem is really.
They're all on dimmers anyway, so they only need to crank them up a little bit
Pretty much what I was thinking. Seems more like a petulant strop than anything else.
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mh wrote:Seems more like a petulant strop than anything else.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
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is it just me, or do headlines like "Devious Bog-trotter Violently Murdered My Lovely Old Grandpa Says Will-&-Kate's Daddy" seem extremely potentially inflammatory considering the political wound-healing exercise they are referring to?
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Blimey! :eek:

Where was that one? The Daily Fail?
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Ummm - wow. Is that actually for real? Fortunately most of us can see through that kinda crap (unfortunately a few can't).
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:is it just me, or do headlines like "Devious Bog-trotter Violently Murdered My Lovely Old Grandpa Says Will-&-Kate's Daddy" seem extremely potentially inflammatory considering the political wound-healing exercise they are referring to?
Well, that's certainly the subtext that the Daily Fail would use. And may not be wide of the mark, given the comments that Will-and-Kate's "lovely old grandpa" has been known to make about Russians.
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pissing myself laughing..if you lot are half prepared to believe my exaggerated-to-make-a-point version of news/newspapers headlines what does that say about our media?
but the messsage is about the same. and it was all "brutally murdered the prince's surrogate grandad"... well i'm half irish and ira sympathy wasnt just a postcode lottery- i've relatives in the "war cemetaries" who were murdered by the prince's mummy's army, but saying that out loud isnt going to heal any "wounds", now is it?
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Indian authorities detain Pakistani spy pigeon.

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The US Supreme Court rules in favour of marriage equality: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33290341
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markfiend wrote:The US Supreme Court rules in favour of marriage equality: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33290341
About time :notworthy:

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Another bloody awful day in the world and unfortunately those who follow the muslim faith can expect even more demonisation in the coming days.
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"British Schindler" Dies
R.I.P. and a standing ovation.....good innings though. :notworthy:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:"British Schindler" Dies
R.I.P. and a standing ovation.....good innings though. :notworthy:
Seconded. Great jorb mister Winton
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