Heartland

markfiend wrote:Hey, what can I say?

you don't have to say anything, Mark, your virtuosity speaks for itself....

I like the German Sloganizer

Ohne Zeno fehlt dir was.

What's In Your Hoff?

The Hoff that Smiles Back.

All You Need is a Hoff and a Dream.

You don't want Heartland as your enemy!

You can't beat Heartland.

Heartland. We build smiles.


And one for the German speaking:

Mit Heartland bist Du auf der Gewinnerseite.

Quiff Boy wrote:What's In Your Hoff?

Works in Dutch, as hof is garden

Oooh, some more goodies:

Happiness is Heartland-shaped

The World's Local Heartland

Does you does, or does you don't take Heartland

Dude, you're getting a Heartland!

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Heartland

AND

Gee, your Gentleman's Relish smells terrific!

Too Orangey for Gentleman's Relish

Nothing comes between me and my Gentleman's Relish

Cleans a Big, Big Gentleman's Relish For Less Than Half a Crown

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.



Wot did I tell you? Hours of fun!

Made To Make Your Emily Water.

boudicca wrote:You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.

I don't doubt it.

WTF goes through your mind, bouds? I thought I was a sewer, but I've clearly got nothing on you.

Planet Dave wrote:

boudicca wrote:You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.

I don't doubt it.

WTF goes through your mind, bouds? I thought I was a sewer, but I've clearly got nothing on you.

*tries to look indignant*

I'm sure I don't know what you mean...

For Blast, get Stabbed

I don't need no steenking slogan generator!

All You Need is an Eldritch and a Dream. (holy f*ck - that has my stamp all over it )

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Tokes. (so ... i'm the crumbliest and flakiest... got milk, anyone ? ... )

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Von.

Think Von. (yessir!!sir!)

Better Ingredients, Better Emilia. (hey! i've been improved anyone wants to cook me ?)

Behold the Power of Emilia !! (reee-set-thhheee-worrrrrld!!)

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Emilia. (now that's kinda ... doubtful)

Emilia Really Satisfies ; *censored for yer own good*

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thanks for this - it's sooo fun and i have soo funny titles good msn stuff - gold mine !!

The Future's Bright. The Future's behind the door

doc p bringt Dich ganz nach oben
all these funny drugs - it´s just my job

@ cd:Ohne jessica fehlt dir was., ich sag nur Karfreitag

doc P wrote: @ cd:Ohne jessica fehlt dir was., ich sag nur Karfreitag

don't remind me.... buhuhuhuhu

but Obey Your Jessica and come to Berlin, because It's A Jessie Adventure.



And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!

Vorsprung Durch Streamline

"You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Pandemon."



I'm not sure I'm tough enough to try it a second time!!!

Edit: Ah, the second one was better: "Tonight, Let It Be Pandemon."

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Von Overnight.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Von.
The Von Of Paradise.
Kids Will Do Anything For Von.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Von.
Feel The Raw Naked Andrew Eldritch Of The Road.
Have a Break. Have an Andrew Eldritch.
Stimulation for Body and Andrew Eldritch.
Andrew Eldritch: The Other White Meat.
No-One Does Chicken Like Andrew Eldritch.
You Deserve An Andrew Eldritch Today.
Happiness is The Sisters-Shaped.
My Anti-Drug is The Sisters.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into The Sisters.
Everything We Do is Driven by The Sisters.
Don't Live a Little, Live The Sisters.
There Ain't No Party Like The Sisters Party.

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Are we all bored at work, or what?

_emma_ wrote:Feel The Raw Naked Andrew Eldritch Of The Road.

YES PLEASE!

canon docre wrote: And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!

There's no chance of life tasting anywhere near as good, I'd imagine. Still what with all this talk of cream, that's hardly surprising.

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid.

Yeah we know, but how did you get on with that slogan generator?

Planet Dave wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid.

Yeah we know, but how did you get on with that slogan generator?

_emma_ wrote: Have a Break. Have an Andrew Eldritch.

Andrew Eldritch: The Other White Meat.

You Deserve An Andrew Eldritch Today.

Everything We Do is Driven by The Sisters.

oh god that made me laugh so hard - my collegues went over to see -- and yeah, i fear their server will definetly have some overload problems my appologies for contributing to their poor overloaded fate

emi

Planet Dave wrote:

canon docre wrote: And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!

There's no chance of life tasting anywhere near as good, I'd imagine. Still what with all this talk of cream, that's hardly surprising.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Jessie?