Now With 50% More Von!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca
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Just thought I'd share with you yet another time-killing web oddity, for those of us (i.e. me) too dense to score more than 30 on that bubbleshooter game.

It's an advertising slogan generator... you just enter the word of your choice, with hilarious consequences.

I recommend trying your own name, amongst others I got:

Little. Yellow. Different. Claire.

There's no wrong way to eat a Claire. :eek: :innocent:

Just do Claire. :eek: :eek:

Top breeders recommend Claire.Image


Rather alarmingly, I also got "A finger of Von is just enough to give your kids a treat". Now I know he covered "I Never Knew I Loved You Til I Saw You Rock'n'Roll", but... :urff:

Hours of fun. ;D
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All The Emily That's Fit To Print.

You Can't Get Quicker Than an Emily Fitter. (blimey)
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For Mash, Get Big Si

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Big Si Tested, Mother Approved.

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Come to Life. Come to Big Si.

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Is It Live, Or Is It Dark? :von:
Come to Life. Come to Korin. :lol:
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Korin. :eek:
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Made To Make Your Big Si Water.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Don't be an Amber Big Si.

:?: :?: :?:
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The Koen Drinker's Lighter Koen. :eek: wtf...

Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Koen. (it's getting better and better)

Make It A Koen Night. (oh yeah, baby)

...

and then this:

Mum's Gone to Koen. :eek: (run awaaaaaay)
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Some of them don't work, but of course you're not restricted to using your own name...

Another one I got was "Claire - Australian for Beer". :lol: :notworthy:
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Thank Big Si It's Friday.

Builds Bonny Big Si.

8) :D

Big Si Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

:D

Last but not least......

151 Countries, One Big Si.

You've Got Questions. We've Got Big Si.

:D :notworthy: 8)
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Amongst others:

Wow! I could have had an Izzy!

Naughty, but Izzy.

It's not all Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, you know...

Happiness is a cigar called Izzy.

The World's Izzy's Marketplace.

We Don't Make Izzy, We Make Izzy Better!

IZ.
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You've Got Questions. We've Got The Lazarus Corporation.

Uh-oh, Better Get The Lazarus Corporation.

The Joy of The Lazarus Corporation (do we have a sarcastic smiley?)

Only a Fool Breaks the The Lazarus Corporation.

The Lazarus Corporation - It Looks Good on You.

Kills All Known The Lazarus Corporation - Dead.

The Lazarus Corporation Not Included.
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Come See the Softer Side of Jamie.

Come One, Come All To Jamie. :twisted:

If You Can't Beat Jamie, Join Jamie.

The Lighter Way To Enjoy Jamie.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Jamie. :notworthy:
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Just Like Brideoffrankenstein Used To Make.

Where Do You Want Brideoffrankenstein To Go Today?

My Anti-Drug is Brideoffrankenstein.

The Lion Goes from Brideoffrankenstein to Brideoffrankenstein.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Brideoffrankenstein Knows for Sure.

This Is Not Your Father's Brideoffrankenstein.

When You've Got Brideoffrankenstein, Flaunt It.

It's a New Brideoffrankenstein Every Day.

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Bread Wi' Brideoffrankenstein Taken Out.

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

OH MY GOD

Devon Knows How To Make Canon Docre So Creamy.









now I just need to know who is Devon? :oops:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:now I just need to know who is Devon? :oops:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0222866/ :wink:
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canon docre wrote:now I just need to know who is Devon? :oops:
:lol: :notworthy:

Devon is an area of England, and that saying comes from an advert for custard made there "Devon knows how they make it so creamy"
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canon docre wrote::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

OH MY GOD

Devon Knows How To Make Canon Docre So Creamy.









now I just need to know who is Devon? :oops:
:lol: This will take some explaining...

"Devon knows how they make it so creamy" was the slogan for the great British delicacy, Ambrosia Creamed Rice...

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... which was apparently made in Devon, as in the county in the south-west of England, not a person... unfortunately! :wink:

edit - well there you go, Libs got in before me... :oops:
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boudicca wrote: not a person... unfortunately! :wink:
yes, unfortunately....

but I'm sure this Devon
knows everything about it. :eek:
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Washing Machines Live Longer With Von. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now for myself:

Zeno Is Our Middle Name. (No it's not, it's my first)
Zeno Saves Your Soul. (we knew that, didn't we 8))
Good Zeno Has Danish Written All Over It. (What? :eek:)
Builds Bonny Zeno. (Don't get this one either, looks quite sloganny though)
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Zeno. :von:
Central Heating for Zeno. :lol:
The Incredible, Edible Zeno. (Bon appétit ;D)
Say It With Zeno. (over and over :lol:)

And I could go on and on like this :oops:
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Mum's Gone to d00mw0lf
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p-p-p-pick up a Claire.... :eek:

You'll be lucky! :lol:

AND:

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Claire.

Oh yeah! 8)
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There's First Love, and There's Josh Love.

The Nick For All Ages. :wink:

Probably The Best Stripper In The World. ;D

Have Nick The Stripper Your Way.

-- edit for more:

They're Waffly Josh

Leggo my Josh! :lol:

You Need A Josh.
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Is Scotty In You? :eek:

Choosy Mothers Choose Scotty :eek: :eek:

I'll leave it there I think :lol:
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Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Heartland.

Mama's got the Magic of Heartland.

The Heartland With The Hole.



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scotty wrote: Choosy Mothers Choose Scotty :eek: :eek:
Ozpat wrote: Choosy Mothers Choose Pat[/]

So who is it gonna be Keith...You or me? :D
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