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RicheyJames wrote:
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RicheyJames wrote:sky rent in two by a falming comet?
I'll let it go this time Ricardo, you are under a lot of stress :lol: :lol: :lol:
you mean you don't know what falming means? do they not have dictionaries in the colonies?
does it involve the Yorkshire Dales and livestock?
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it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
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emilystrange wrote:it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
Ah, so SHE created all the fuss about Korea! ;D


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Maybe the wee horns got stuck on the way out last time?
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
emilystrange wrote:it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
Ah, so SHE created all the fuss about Korea! ;D


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well, any news yet?

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any other signs?
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i'll go check.
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emilystrange wrote:any other signs?
I believe they're called "omens"? ;)

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No. Still f**king s**t arsing well pregnant :evil:
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damnit! :evil: *mental reminder to put out the fire for the water*

try eating spaghetti although don't use normal mince but that soya stuff that the vegetarian's use....
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she wants to give birth, not poo! wrong process!
though it may not feel like it
can't richey speak to it?
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Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy. :kiss:
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Planet Dave wrote:Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy. :kiss:
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The things you miss. Luck, guys.

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lie back (or Laibach), take the drugs then let them slice you open

nice scar and a wean

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Planet Dave wrote:Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy. :kiss:
Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth. :|

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So no Friday the 13th then. It'll have to be Halloween now.
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mh wrote:So no Friday the 13th then. It'll have to be Halloween now.
<SLAP>

Do you know how long that is away?
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just for once, i'd advocate NOT crossing your legs like a lady
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth. :|
last time I was in hospital getting my nads adjusted, I was given a spinal which I've been told is worse than an epidural, so I'm harder than you Diana! :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:nads adjusted... harder than you:twisted:
interesting use of words :innocent:
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you really don't wann ken ems :|
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James Blast wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth. :|
last time I was in hospital getting my nads adjusted, I was given a spinal which I've been told is worse than an epidural, so I'm harder than you Diana! :twisted:
How do you work that out JOHN? When having my other two kids, I didn't have so much as a paracetamol.

So I'm harder than you 8)
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:How do you work that out JOHN?
John can't give birth, and you should be abed Mum! :twisted:


and relax.....
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