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Posted: 16 Dec 2008, 08:58
by 7anthea7
Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.
- Bertrand Russell

Posted: 17 Dec 2008, 14:21
by markfiend

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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http&#58;//www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http&#58;//www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<title>The php function "strtotime" is very powerful!</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
form &#123;
	border-top&#58; #000 1px solid;
	padding-top&#58; 5px;
	margin-top&#58; 5px;
&#125;
-->
</style>
</head>

<body>
<?php
if &#40;$_GET&#91;'time'&#93; == ''&#41; $_GET&#91;'time'&#93; = 'now';
$tm = strtotime&#40;$_GET&#91;'time'&#93;&#41;;
$hex = dechex&#40;$tm&#41;;
$res = date&#40;'H&#58;i&#58;s d F Y', $tm&#41;;
echo "&#123;$_GET&#91;'time'&#93;&#125; is UNIX timestamp $tm <br />\n&#40;In hex, 0x&#123;$hex&#125;&#41;<br />\nOr in human-readable, $res";
?>
<form id="form1" name="form1" method="get" action="time.php">
	<label for="time">Enter string to interpret with strtotime&#58;</label>
	<input type="text" name="time" id="time" />
	<br />
	<input type="submit" name="button" id="button" value="Submit" />
</form>
</body>
</html>
:lol: I was bored.

Posted: 17 Dec 2008, 14:28
by Quiff Boy
New Scientist

Posted: 17 Dec 2008, 16:46
by Pista
there is no such thing as too juvenile

*as told to me by Claire*

Posted: 18 Dec 2008, 09:02
by nodubmanshouts
Jeremy Wood

Posted: 18 Dec 2008, 10:14
by Karst
Ridolfi di Forlì

Posted: 18 Dec 2008, 10:49
by Izzy HaveMercy

Posted: 18 Dec 2008, 11:08
by silentNate

Posted: 18 Dec 2008, 12:54
by Quiff Boy
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:http://www.steinberg.net/en/support/ste ... enter.html

Different s**t eh Quiffy? ;D ;) :twisted:

IZ.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

not the currentclipboard, but a recent one which sufficed ;) :notworthy: is :
logic 8 pro torrent
:innocent: :twisted:

Posted: 18 Dec 2008, 14:39
by Izzy HaveMercy
Quiff Boy wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:http://www.steinberg.net/en/support/ste ... enter.html

Different s**t eh Quiffy? ;D ;) :twisted:

IZ.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

not the currentclipboard, but a recent one which sufficed ;) :notworthy: is :
logic 8 pro torrent
:innocent: :twisted:
Better to DL that than to buy it IMO... never liked Logic... :)

IZ.

Posted: 18 Dec 2008, 18:12
by James Blast
in fact you mean...

Posted: 18 Dec 2008, 22:16
by 7anthea7
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.

Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 07:30
by Qarly
Anyone who tries to give me sperm gets a slap in the face.

Also, there's nothing in my clipboard, haha.

Posted: 19 Dec 2008, 10:38
by Karst

Posted: 21 Dec 2008, 08:21
by 7anthea7
In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked. They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and beat them repeatedly at chess and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies...

Posted: 21 Dec 2008, 12:18
by Karst
88.78.196.81

Posted: 21 Dec 2008, 20:11
by Izzy HaveMercy
Karst wrote:88.78.196.81
I tried to, but I got timed out... :innocent: :twisted:

IZ.

Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 00:51
by Petseri
pruning On Tour 1984 - Vine

Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 01:13
by DocSommer
3TDVPV-XCNFDT-VAZVCD-17JVPC-16DCLL

:lol: :innocent:

Posted: 09 Apr 2010, 13:18
by Jan
In Zaire

Posted: 09 Apr 2010, 13:20
by Silver_Owl
All the best



Steve

Posted: 09 Apr 2010, 13:25
by Holly_DelRey
I'm leaving clerical and will be in acute care over in the hospitals. I will still be temp on-call tho.

Posted: 09 Apr 2010, 13:42
by Quiff Boy
New York

Posted: 09 Apr 2010, 15:40
by James Blast
&#9825;

with thanks to the meerkat :D

Posted: 09 Apr 2010, 15:46
by Quiff Boy
trigger a page refresh