Heartland

yeah, there's ben and chris. bit weird that they've stuck around for so long. i must be getting soft in my old age.

... on the other hand, they do have an invigorating effect on the gigs ... ... and that's what we're here for ... .

... although ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... : : ... ...

Why doesn’t Ben wear shades on stage? I feel he’s not part of the team, maybe sh’d fire him before I lose my reputation for being difficult.

Oh s**t, where are MY shades? Noooo, now I'll have to go out and get a new pair and people might see my eyes!

Oh thank fcuk, I've just turned my room upside down and they're on my head all along. Senility WIN.

came across my old cape while i was looking for my shades. might as well get it dry cleaned - it should go nicely with my barca shirt.

well, i won't be needing this old can of insette spikey, will i?

LouLou wrote:came across my old cape while i was looking for my shades. might as well get it dry cleaned - it should go nicely with my barca shirt.

... not so very well with all the other new ones, tough ...

... alas, I'll give to Pat for the car boot ...

But look, there are my old heart-shaped shades ... :: ...

thought they got lost in France, lately ... .... what a lucky day after all ... ...

that's not even in 2% funny as it would be if 'll write that.

yeah, I know ... but unfortunately, he doesn't joke with us here ... just like you ...

Btw, where's your pretty dog? ... ... She (I guess) is really a beauty.

i don;t know what is to joke. i'm f**king serious man.

and here's somethig for you, but only because you were good puppy.
(she's not loosin' - she's lettin' win.)
(she's always watchin'. always.and she's bored of listening about her beauty- she knows that, she accepted this with all good and bad sides of this state.)

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at last something really funny!

still got a boner from seeing Pat and the cleaner has a day off... A WANK!

Listened to the new album. Some bugger's left the vocals off! And the guitars are way too low in the mix. All you can hear is the bloody Doktor. Might have to fire him.

Andy walking.Andy tired.Andy take a little snooze.

still haven't got a tune for far parade. must listen to some killing joke for inspiration.

Nadia81 wrote:Andy walking.Andy tired.Andy take a little snooze.

We have a winner

Nadia81 wrote: Andy walking.Andy tired.Andy take a little snooze.

... in these olden days ... ... it all comes back again ... ... ...

Bartek wrote:i don;t know what is to joke. i'm f**king serious man.
and here's somethig for you, but only because you were good puppy.

Anyway. . Thank you for these: ... :

and wrote: ... ...
(she's always watchin'. always. : : : : : (she's not loosin' - she's lettin' win.)
and she's bored of listening
about her beauty - she knows
that, she accepted this with all
good and bad sides of this state.)

... yeah, rather ... take a walk ... ... ...

Must go shopping! Remember - vodka, cat food, Der Spiegal to impress the girls, The Beano hidden inside.

Wondering if I should put all my old issues of Razzle on eBay. They're starting to clutter up the lavvy.

Surely has more class than Razzle?

markfiend wrote:Surely has more class than Razzle?

fiesta?

Singer's Wives?

Terrifying.

You're both wrong!

"Just finished alphabetizing my collection of 'Take A Break's, forgot how many helpful household hints were in there. Maybe should wangle interview with them?"