Heartland

Sita wrote:

Seeing that reminds me of another puketastic classic - I don't know it's title, but the refrain goes something like

"Girl I wanna make you sweat - and if you don't sweat no mohooo - I'm gonna push it push it some mohooooo" :urff

Oh, I call that one "The Rape Song"
These are the lyrics by the way...-

girl i want to make you sweat
sweat 'till you can't sweat no more,
and if you cry out
i'm gonna push it some more-ore-ore

Salome wrote:

Sita wrote:

Seeing that reminds me of another puketastic classic - I don't know it's title, but the refrain goes something like

"Girl I wanna make you sweat - and if you don't sweat no mohooo - I'm gonna push it push it some mohooooo" :urff

Oh, I call that one "The Rape Song"
These are the lyrics by the way...-

girl i want to make you sweat
sweat 'till you can't sweat no more,
and if you cry out
i'm gonna push it some more-ore-ore

... anybody got a laaarge, old, foul-smelling sock at hand? ... ...

Misreading that post made for a pleasant mental image.

Being645 wrote:

Salome wrote:

Sita wrote:

Seeing that reminds me of another puketastic classic - I don't know it's title, but the refrain goes something like

"Girl I wanna make you sweat - and if you don't sweat no mohooo - I'm gonna push it push it some mohooooo" :urff

Oh, I call that one "The Rape Song"
These are the lyrics by the way...-

girl i want to make you sweat
sweat 'till you can't sweat no more,
and if you cry out
i'm gonna push it some more-ore-ore

... anybody got a laaarge, old, foul-smelling sock at hand? ... ...

you mean a c*ck sock?

Cheryl Cole - 'Fight for this Love': Like scraping your eardrums with barb wire

James Blunt - 'You're Beautiful': Like wiping your arse with Alien acid

Baby Bird -'You're Gorgeous': Like having your brain scooped out with a cudgel before it's crushed in a vice

Coldplay - 'Yellow': Certainly boring enough to induce jaundice, quickly followed by loss of all will to live

Pearl Jam - 'I'm Still Alive': A hundred megatonne s**t if ever there was one.

Salome wrote:

Sita wrote:

Seeing that reminds me of another puketastic classic - I don't know it's title, but the refrain goes something like

"Girl I wanna make you sweat - and if you don't sweat no mohooo - I'm gonna push it push it some mohooooo" :urff

Oh, I call that one "The Rape Song"
These are the lyrics by the way...-

girl i want to make you sweat
sweat 'till you can't sweat no more,
and if you cry out
i'm gonna push it some more-ore-ore

I agree with you... indeed a dreadful song.




@MachineRegime:

Thoth_Hermes wrote:

Being645 wrote: ... anybody got a laaarge, old, foul-smelling sock at hand? ... ...

you mean a c*ck sock?

A sock to put it into that big mouth ...

@ Being645 - Ah, ok I was wonderng, as the song is torture enough on its own, why a smelly sock to go with it?

Machine Regime wrote: James Blunt - 'You're Beautiful': Like wiping your arse with Alien acid

Oh God, yeah, Emo has finally undermined regular Joe

Whatever you think of his music, I think James Blunt is a really interesting and funny guy (if irredeemably posh). The time he was on "Something for the Weekend" he made Tim Lovejoy look an absolute tit (well, even more of a tit than Tim Lovejoy manages to make himself look). "I can see thirteen things in this room I could use to kill you Tim". Lovejoy did not look happy

yup his appearance in Top Gear was very amusing and funny.

Well, top of the DeWinter list of God-awful, and actually pretty disgusting songs goes to Cannibal Corpse and their charming ditty "Necropedophile". A song that could only be dreamt up by a band who's fans are doomed to remain forever virgins.
Next is Snap! and "Rhythm is a Dancer", with the truly cringe-inducing lyric of "I'm serious as cancer" in it.
Third is John Lennon and "Imagine". Just pass me my puking bowl.
In a similar vein is Savage Garden's "Affirmation", although at least SG didn't perform their drippy song in front of the New York 100 like Lennon.
Elton John and "Saturday Night alright for fighting". What the hell would he know about that? I suspect it was a mis-print and he meant to say fisting.
Can't believe no-one has given the thumbs down to Black Lace's wedding disco classic "Agadoo" yet, although it did give us the rather amusing "Chicken Song".
Bon Jovi's "It's my life", a pretty lame re-working of a fun single they released back when their groupies didn't have stretchmarks and sagging breasts.
Anything by Frank Sinatra.
Rednex "Cotton Eyed Joe". Music to father a child on your own sister by.
Wham! "Last Christmas". Not only how it's the true sign that the yearly debt-fest is on the way, it's lyrics are beyond gibberish.
Mariah Carey "Fantasy". My fantasy is that the slaughtered pig squeal she makes is actually from her being cut up and turned into sausages.

Don't hold back, tell us what you really think!

DeWinter wrote: Next is Snap! and "Rhythm is a Dancer", with the truly cringe-inducing lyric of "I'm serious as cancer" in it.

it's a bad astronomy pun

"As Sirius as Cancer"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_(astronomy)

granted, it doesn't make it much better, but it at least adds a bit of lyrical wit to the thing

I think the lyric really is "serious as cancer" unfortunately.

Well said!!

DeWinter wrote: Third is John Lennon and "Imagine". Just pass me my puking bowl.

Wham! "Last Christmas". Not only how it's the true sign that the yearly debt-fest is on the way, it's lyrics are beyond gibberish.

Blondie. The Tide is High.
One huge heart-sink moment for me when that came out.

The one redeeming feature was the her squawking at the end. It allowed me visions of someone beating her with a heavy stick.

Yeah, that song is such an aberration.. wonder what the heck Blondie was thinking.

Meatloaf - Paradise By The DB light
Depeche Mode - Just Can't get Enough

First ones that come to mind.

I love the Numa Numa song and I'm proud to say it.

However, I absolutely DETEST ;

You Get What You Give - New Radicals
Hello - Lionel Ritchie
More Than Words - Extreme
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club

Purple Light wrote:However, I absolutely DETEST ;

Hello - Lionel Ritchie

Purple Light wrote:I love the Numa Numa song and I'm proud to say it.

Blasphemous!