Heartland

the amps in here go up 69, is that loud enuff Dave?

complimentary drugs, anyone? just for Opening Night, like....

Following a personal invite from "The Owner" of "Blasts" I will be "spinning the discs" for you once again! (360 bps MP3 through a PA for the techies)

You are currently listening to The Sisters Of Mercy "Floodland" followed by "Ultra Rare Tracks" and "Enjoy The Puppet Show" !

Knew You'd Be Pleased......

I almost forgot - A pint of "Stella" followed by an other "Stella" with a Stella chaser

since we have a vacant DJ booth, anyone got an elpee, tape, CD, DVD they would like to bung oan? If not I have the Goose Step Mama EP from The Rutles all lined up....

Hallo Sweets.. From my cage.. LOL lets have some fun..

Take me away.. to that true place where Morrissey rules and The Clash makes me smile..

Mugabe..U dog!.. HA.. X

BP

Uh..DeeJay booth..well I thougt Andy had that covered

thank Eldritch we have at last got a DJ

Red Sunsets wrote:thank Eldritch we have at last got a DJ

You got that right Baby!

You will be listening to a TSOM - Bristol 2003, followed by FOTN - The Nephilim and SATB's "JuJu"

Knew You'd Be Pleased.....

Blimey, that was a busy night!! *empties pile of ten pound notes out of wimple* I think Paddy must have remortgaged his house

BD,

I've just seen your pic in the gallery - blimey - get back on that pole me dear, I've a large wad of cash in me pocket and I know how to spend it.



Dave

Good at compliments, us northerners, ain't we?

Dave Whelan wrote:BD,

I've just seen your pic in the gallery - blimey - get back on that pole me dear, I've a large wad of cash in me pocket and I know how to spend it.



Dave

Good at compliments, us northerners, ain't we?

smooth mate, real smooth

I'm gonna go puke on the sofa, then leave.

Strippers are only worth it when they're pride workers. I hate it when they're only in it for the cash.

Dave Whelan wrote:BD,

I've just seen your pic in the gallery - blimey - get back on that pole me dear, I've a large wad of cash in me pocket and I know how to spend it.



Dave

Good at compliments, us northerners, ain't we?

Sorry Mr Whelan my shift doesnt start until this evening, mind you I suppose I could make an exception depending on the amount of cash being offered (and provided you can shove Paddy out of the way )

@ Hal No, I'm just here for the intellectual stimulation

Black Dahlia wrote:

Dave Whelan wrote:BD,

I've just seen your pic in the gallery - blimey - get back on that pole me dear, I've a large wad of cash in me pocket and I know how to spend it.



Dave

Good at compliments, us northerners, ain't we?

Sorry Mr Whelan my shift doesnt start until this evening, mind you I suppose I could make an exception depending on the amount of cash being offered (and provided you can shove Paddy out of the way )

@ Hal No, I'm just here for the intellectual stimulation

You see? this is the problem with strip clubs, and why I haven't been back since the kicked me out. (kidding)

It's meant to be about the joy of dancing and exerting your (preferably well shaved) womanhood, but no! All they care about is the cash.

hallucienate wrote:

Black Dahlia wrote:

Dave Whelan wrote:BD,

I've just seen your pic in the gallery - blimey - get back on that pole me dear, I've a large wad of cash in me pocket and I know how to spend it.



Dave

Good at compliments, us northerners, ain't we?

Sorry Mr Whelan my shift doesnt start until this evening, mind you I suppose I could make an exception depending on the amount of cash being offered (and provided you can shove Paddy out of the way )

@ Hal No, I'm just here for the intellectual stimulation

You see? this is the problem with strip clubs, and why I haven't been back since the kicked me out. (kidding)

It's meant to be about the joy of dancing and exerting your (preferably well shaved) womanhood, but no! All they care about is the cash.

Girls got to live Hal ....

* wallops him over the head with her Bible*

no chance of a free dance then? thought not.

Thats the last time I try to get philosophical with "the entertainment".

Time to blow this popsicle stand!

so, do we have a line up?
classy? who needs classy?

emilystrange wrote:so, do we have a line up?
classy? who needs classy?

Well Em, so far "Sir Blasts Gentlemens Club" features :

Black Planet Uncaged
Black Dahlia The Stripping Nun
SinSister Heartlands PVC Princess

Not much for the ladies yet I'm afraid ....

but that was the boys' job yesterday. they've had 24 hours and STILL haven't done it. useless. whiffling on about eating dynamite etc...
As he's the only one i've ever seen dance, (or actually seen) i vote Gripper in.

Count me in for general mayhem. i'll think of something.

I think this particular pub is closed

I will return when the time is right
-----> Blast wanders off to his 'real' job as an Apple Macintosh fanatic
it was nice... bye

James Blast

Red Sunsets wrote:I think this particular pub is closed

I will return when the time is right
-----> Blast wanders off to his 'real' job as an Apple Macintosh fanatic
it was nice... bye

James Blast

Sorry Pads, sorry Dave.

well, instead of the topic warming party i was going to have, we can have an 'Emily's New Job' party.
does that help?

Goddamnit. How's a man to spend his money round these parts?

Does that mean ol' dirty Blastard has gone? As in GONE?

I wonder what makes people just 'go' like that. Missus not approve? Suddenly decide The Sisters are pants? If you're off on holiday just say, or don't bother and simply continue posting on your return.

What a wierd world we live in.

Now then Lady Dahlia, about this cash.

Dave

Dave Whelan wrote:Goddamnit. How's a man to spend his money round these parts?

Does that mean ol' dirty Blastard has gone? As in GONE?

I wonder what makes people just 'go' like that. Missus not approve? Suddenly decide The Sisters are pants? If you're off on holiday just say, or don't bother and simply continue posting on your return.

What a wierd world we live in.

Now then Lady Dahlia, about this cash.

Dave

Yes, Im a tad concerned for James' well being too.


Well Mr Whelan, what had you in mind?