Heartland

After consultation, paddy has been appointed Musical Adjutant. ask him what he does.

I have decided to keep....
All emilystrange merchandise
Justin and Dan Hawkins (which will be easy on this forum)
David Beckham
A goodly portion of the nation's tiara count and black hairdye and eyeliner
Von's contract to ensure good behaviour and some recording action from that quarter

i hope that it isn't too much. Thank you.

any one else want a present? the rest is up for grabs

emilystrange wrote:BP - tiaras are all yours.
I have no wish to be Catherine the Great.. that was horrible Khepri.
BP has andrew in a cage already and i dont fancy him... gigs sorted..just the male harem then! i'll make another list

Hi mommy I'm home

hmmm. khepri... now WHAT are we going to do with you?

emilystrange wrote:hmmm. khepri... now WHAT are we going to do with you?

Oh, Em, I'm sure you'll think of something...

oh yes.. but which one? although in this case, the punishment should fit the crime.. where's that horse?

emilystrange wrote:oh yes.. but which one? although in this case, the punishment should fit the crime.. where's that horse?

Which horse?

Red Rum

emilystrange wrote: any one else want a present? the rest is up for grabs

I want a huge flat in London, near Victoria Station. I want my own Tattoo Parlour er Establishment in Soho, and I want the 333 Club too. I want a job at the NAO...well actually you can sack Sir Bourne and replace him with me.

I'd like 10 pair of leather pants, boots to match, pink sweaters, and a long leather riding coat, like DI wore into Planets ala Sharon Stone.

A life time supply of Chanel cosmetics and perfume. Lifetime pampering at some spa somewhere warm.

If you want I can go on. I have no lack of imagination or desire .... Lastly I'd like Mark Manning on a leash. He and Von shall make a nice matched pair of Pets.

Thank you oh great Leader for the bounties you bestow upon me.

as long as we get free stuff from your establishments...
and i'm not convinced about pink sweaters but it is xmas.
xx

emilystrange wrote:as long as we get free stuff from your establishments...
and i'm not convinced about pink sweaters but it is xmas.
xx

Sorry about pink..it's this vision (thing) I have...me in Pink with Andrew.

May I request something if it isn't too much?
I'd like Viggo Moretensen(looking like Aragorn all the time mmm) and a nice little flatlet not too far from BP's so I can get some more luvverly tattoos done and pop round to say hi to her and the fellows.
That would be rather spiffing
Thank you
PS Can I give up work intirely and spend all my time pandering to mr Mortensens whims too?

Ps BP you naughty girl!!! What an avatar

Angelchild wrote:May I request something if it isn't too much?
I'd like Viggo Moretensen(looking like Aragorn all the time mmm) and a nice little flatlet not too far from BP's so I can get some more luvverly tattoos done and pop round to say hi to her and the fellows.
That would be rather spiffing
Thank you
PS Can I give up work intirely and spend all my time pandering to mr Mortensens whims too?

Ps BP you naughty girl!!! What an avatar

Only if I can have Miranda Otto (Eowyn)

Big Si wrote:

Angelchild wrote:May I request something if it isn't too much?
I'd like Viggo Moretensen(looking like Aragorn all the time mmm) and a nice little flatlet not too far from BP's so I can get some more luvverly tattoos done and pop round to say hi to her and the fellows.
That would be rather spiffing
Thank you
PS Can I give up work intirely and spend all my time pandering to mr Mortensens whims too?

Ps BP you naughty girl!!! What an avatar

Good god he is lovely. We'll add him to the kennel, and since we are neighbors now....it will be easy to share our pets. LMAO..

Bad Girls are more fun, right AC?

Hmmm...I think Viggo's a bit too *old* for me, hehehe...

SINsister wrote:Hmmm...I think Viggo's a bit too *old* for me, hehehe...

That's good, cuz that mean's Andrew's too old as well.

i've got who i want. 'borrow' who you like! but ask first its only polite....

emilystrange wrote:i've got who i want. 'borrow' who you like! but ask first its only polite....

Not a big Beckham fan.... but I will share mine pets anytime you'd like.

Dear Leader for xmas can you get me my very own pet Otter please! I promise I've been a good boy this year

can i have a REALLY good pair of black jeans? and get conan o'brien on british telly? and a big sack of bakers complete for the dog? and black horizon? and lacrimosa to play in sheffield? what about deine lakaien?

please?

Sunsonic wrote:Dear Leader for xmas can you get me my very own pet Otter please! I promise I've been a good boy this year

Dear sunsonic...

Emily will grant your wish. Otters are sweet... I want a hug.

i suggest you all show your special Heartland id - tba - which will entitle you to your heart's desires.
BP - i might borrow Viggo once in a while.. but the three i have will do for now ta. lol.

emilystrange wrote:i suggest you all show your special Heartland id - tba - which will entitle you to your heart's desires.
BP - i might borrow Viggo once in a while.. but the three i have will do for now ta. lol.

Of course You are Empress and ruler
And we are a sharing community.
Thank you

Agreed.
Viggo..what a babe. And Andy and Z are at your disposal, you too AC...any time.

:):):)

I love fantasies...

I still want a place in the sun, money & stuff and of course a ticket for Syria.

emilystrange wrote: I have decided to keep....
All emilystrange merchandise

Does this mean you're going to confiscate all of my E.S. stuff?

not if you already have it.. i want only cool people to have it.