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Andy TG wrote:

James Blast wrote:

Andy TG wrote: @ James Blast - Oi! - I really like RHCP - OK the "early" stuff was pants but the last few albums were and are great.

"Californication" is a great album!

Andrew, I have your address, I will find you and stab you

BTW have you heard "Californication"? - I feel you would like it, My Celtic Soul Brother!

I have to say, with the greatest respect to you Mr ATG, that Californication is the biggest load of turgid stinking horse manure made by a bunch of whining posers that has been ever been released on vinyl or CD.

lazarus corporation wrote:

Andy TG wrote:

James Blast wrote:Andrew, I have your address, I will find you and stab you

BTW have you heard "Californication"? - I feel you would like it, My Celtic Soul Brother!

I have to say, with the greatest respect to you Mr ATG, that Californication is the biggest load of turgid stinking horse manure made by a bunch of whining posers that has been ever been released on vinyl or CD.

NOT a fan then? - I get that feeling that you are not

Andy TG wrote:

lazarus corporation wrote:

Andy TG wrote: BTW have you heard "Californication"? - I feel you would like it, My Celtic Soul Brother!

I have to say, with the greatest respect to you Mr ATG, that Californication is the biggest load of turgid stinking horse manure made by a bunch of whining posers that has been ever been released on vinyl or CD.

NOT a fan then? - I get that feeling that you are not

I'm of the opinion that music in general started going downhill the moment these prancing fools picked up their first instruments.

you're right - not a fan.

slap bass - need I say more. wank

lazarus corporation wrote: slap bass - need I say more. wank

lazarus corporation wrote:

Andy TG wrote:

lazarus corporation wrote: I have to say, with the greatest respect to you Mr ATG, that Californication is the biggest load of turgid stinking horse manure made by a bunch of whining posers that has been ever been released on vinyl or CD.

NOT a fan then? - I get that feeling that you are not

I'm of the opinion that music in general started going downhill the moment these prancing fools picked up their first instruments.

you're right - not a fan.

slap bass - need I say more. wank

"Can of Worm" comes to mind! Sorry Laz

My god why has no-one mentioned Fatboy Slim?

I hate this "superstar DJ" thing!

DJs play other people's records. No talent required. (or possessed).

Are my eyes betraying me or is this thread a bit shorter than it used to be :rolleyes:?

Ah well, teaches me to keep my mouth shut from time to time, I guess...



IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Are my eyes betraying me or is this thread a bit shorter than it used to be :rolleyes:?

Ah well, teaches me to keep my mouth shut from time to time, I guess...



IZ.

correct on both counts.

markfiend wrote:My god why has no-one mentioned Fatboy Slim?

I hate this "superstar DJ" thing!

DJs play other people's records. No talent required. (or possessed).

I dunno.. the video to Praise You was reasonably funny.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Are my eyes betraying me or is this thread a bit shorter than it used to be :rolleyes:?

Ah well, teaches me to keep my mouth shut from time to time, I guess...



IZ.

I found your wise words here.

canon docre wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Are my eyes betraying me or is this thread a bit shorter than it used to be :rolleyes:?

Ah well, teaches me to keep my mouth shut from time to time, I guess...



IZ.

I found your wise words here.

Err... Not even...

markfiend wrote:My god why has no-one mentioned Fatboy Slim?

I hate this "superstar DJ" thing!

DJs play other people's records. No talent required. (or possessed).

You try playing out live for three hours with half a record bag full of tunes that you never play normally on a sound system where the EQ works only on the output channel not on the inputs....

easy?




Though i do admit that Cook's (fatboy) a tosser..> i remember him boasting in his Guardian interview about doing lines of coke on railway tracks.. if only the fecking 12.15 had been a couple of minutes early....

canon docre wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Are my eyes betraying me or is this thread a bit shorter than it used to be :rolleyes:?

Ah well, teaches me to keep my mouth shut from time to time, I guess...



IZ.

I found your wise words here.

A little bit of censorship won't hurt, of course...

I always found that our dear Quiffster had a just sense of ruling here, so I don't mind. But I'd rather have my postings removed with a small explanation Or is this spring pruning?

IZ.

Gottdammerung wrote:

markfiend wrote:My god why has no-one mentioned Fatboy Slim?

I hate this "superstar DJ" thing!

DJs play other people's records. No talent required. (or possessed).

You try playing out live for three hours with half a record bag full of tunes that you never play normally on a sound system where the EQ works only on the output channel not on the inputs....

easy?

fair comment.

I doubt that fatboy fat ever has that problem though.

Gottdammerung wrote:Though i do admit that Cook's (fatboy) a tosser..> i remember him boasting in his Guardian interview about doing lines of coke on railway tracks.. if only the fecking 12.15 had been a couple of minutes early....

Indeed.

markfiend wrote:

Gottdammerung wrote:

markfiend wrote:My god why has no-one mentioned Fatboy Slim?

I hate this "superstar DJ" thing!

DJs play other people's records. No talent required. (or possessed).

You try playing out live for three hours with half a record bag full of tunes that you never play normally on a sound system where the EQ works only on the output channel not on the inputs....

easy?

fair comment.

I doubt that fatboy fat ever has that problem though.

Gottdammerung wrote:Though i do admit that Cook's (fatboy) a tosser..> i remember him boasting in his Guardian interview about doing lines of coke on railway tracks.. if only the fecking 12.15 had been a couple of minutes early....

Indeed.

Yeah.. no that nightmare was the first time I'd ever played out properly, I'd only ever played like 20 minutes on a sound system before then I get pressganged into playing with half a bag of stuff that I had been working on.. definitely a baptism of fire..

I think I must have played just about every side of every record I had with me and eventually ended up play records that I was given and never even heard before!

markfiend wrote:My god why has no-one mentioned Fatboy Slim?

I hate this "superstar DJ" thing!

DJs play other people's records. No talent required. (or possessed).

Couldn't agree more,

also

White Stripes
Keene
Scissor Sisters
Travplay
Heather f*cking Small
All those bands that old people think without which there would be no such thing as music <sigh> EG. The Beatles, Stones, Elvis........<yawn>.

I could go on but I'd get angry..........

Scissor Sisters Kill them. Now.

Didn't Justin from The Darkness describe Keane as music for bed-wetters?

I'm with SG up to the beatles - but the Rolling Stones and Elvis do actually rock quite a lot. Even now. Especially Elvis.

markfiend wrote:Scissor Sisters Kill them. Now.

Didn't Justin from The Darkness describe Keane as music for bed-wetters?

allegedly misquoted..

The forum spat we had with libertines' fans was STUPENDOUS.. double sided attack. Keane fans never really bothered.

markfiend wrote:Scissor Sisters Kill them. Now.

Good call markfiend.

One of my colleagues at work recently asked in all innocence if I liked them, and ended up subjected to a 5-minute rant about them being "the worst form of derivative pop crap" who think that "by singing at a slightly higher pitch they're doing something original and different - THEY'RE NOT!"

She thinks I'm a freak anyway, so no big deal.

smiscandlon wrote:

markfiend wrote:Scissor Sisters Kill them. Now.

Good call markfiend.

One of my colleagues at work recently asked in all innocence if I liked them, and ended up subjected to a 5-minute rant about them being "the worst form of derivative pop crap" who think that "by singing at a slightly higher pitch they're doing something original and different - THEY'RE NOT!"

She thinks I'm a freak anyway, so no big deal.

The younger members of the Glasgow family that have adopted me as a relative would beg to differ, but I'm not too keen on them either! (The Scissor Sisters, not the Glasgow family! )

It's worrying that I've had to explain to three different people that 'comfortably numb' is a cover version!

culprit wrote:It's worrying that I've had to explain to three different people that 'comfortably numb' is a cover version!

Amen!

culprit wrote:It's worrying that I've had to explain to three different people that 'comfortably numb' is a cover version!

This is a joke... right?

culprit wrote:It's worrying that I've had to explain to three different people that 'comfortably numb' is a cover version!

Did you also explain that it's the worst ... cover version ... EVER!