Stupid things you have done being tired

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boudicca wrote:I wandered into the so-called "gents" by accident... ...The "ladies"... Caught a bit of girl-on-girl action in there
D'ya reckon I could get away with wandering into the ladies 'by accident'. With me new camera phone...
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Francis wrote:
boudicca wrote:I wandered into the so-called "gents" by accident... ...The "ladies"... Caught a bit of girl-on-girl action in there
D'ya reckon I could get away with wandering into the ladies 'by accident'. With me new camera phone...
Stick a wig on, you couldn't tell the difference... :innocent:

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Francis wrote:
pikkrong wrote:I put my cigarettes to the fridge.
That only works if there's a magnet stuck to them. :wink:

Ooohhh! There's an idea...
into the refrigerator.
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boudicca wrote:
Francis wrote: the Phono's toilets
*flashback*

I wandered into the so-called "gents" by accident :urff: :eek: :oops: .
I was there and not by accident...
Well, taste of adventure - I have to say.
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boudicca wrote: (I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
powdering the nose, he? :innocent:

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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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boudicca wrote:The "ladies" weren't much better. Caught a bit of girl-on-girl action in there, if anyone's interested... :innocent: :eek:

(I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
Passive, are we? :innocent:

What was the other girl up to then? ;D
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canon docre wrote:
boudicca wrote: (I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
powdering the nose, he? :innocent:

:wink:
the girls toilets were always the best for powdering ones nose...they had bigger cubicals too IIRC :wink: :innocent: :lol:
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canon docre wrote:
boudicca wrote: (I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
powdering the nose, he? :innocent:

:wink:
It's not a euphemism, honest! :lol:
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pikkrong wrote:Well, taste of adventure - I have to say.
To boldly "go" where... many, far too many men have "been" before! ;D
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:
boudicca wrote: (I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
powdering the nose, he? :innocent:

:wink:
It's not a euphemism, honest! :lol:
If I said what did I do in 'gents' it wouldn't be an euphemism as well :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
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pikkrong wrote:
boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote: powdering the nose, he? :innocent:

:wink:
It's not a euphemism, honest! :lol:
If I said what did I do in 'gents' it wouldn't be an euphemism as well :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
Now we're intrigued!

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boudicca wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
boudicca wrote: It's not a euphemism, honest! :lol:
If I said what did I do in 'gents' it wouldn't be an euphemism as well :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
Now we're intrigued!

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:P ;D :wink:
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hold on...what happened to the thirst for the furry cup girl-on-girl action promised earlier Claire. i want to hear it even if no one else does :roll: :twisted:
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To continue the toilet talk (whilst getting the thread back on track), yesterday a friend of mine was so tired, he momentarily mistook his toilet for the washing machine - and dropped his socks into it straight after having a p*ss! He then made the even bigger mistake of telling me about it. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: jesus he must have been a danger to himself -"i was so tired i thought my claw-hammer was my toothbrush" or "i was so tired and cold i thought my bath was my bed and decided to dig out the electric blanket.." :twisted:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:hold on...what happened to the thirst for the furry cup girl-on-girl action promised earlier Claire. i want to hear it even if no one else does :roll: :twisted:
Lee Leaps Over The Line #127... :P :lol:
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I do remember after yet another of my drug fuelled weekends ending up at my girlfriends at the time. Thing is, she had just moved from a room at the top floor of the house to the basement flat..

So... about two in the morning, not knowing who I was or where I was I go off to the cludgey.. only to stagger upstairs and start panicking when I couldn't open her door.. I then proceed to kick her door then that of the room next to hers.. for some reason my frazzled brain couldn't tell the difference between them..

Eventually - after about 15 minutes, I remember that I'm meant to be downstairs..


Her housemates in the morning asked her if she had heard anything as they were going to report a break in to the police as someone had tried to smash their door town in the night, terrorising them in the process... :innocent:
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I can't remember what it was, but I woke up on the kitchen floor. Falling asleep in stupid places is really my crime.
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timsinister wrote:I can't remember what it was, but I woke up on the kitchen floor. Falling asleep in stupid places is really my crime.
better than falling asleep in the kitchen sink. 8)
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boudicca wrote:
Francis wrote: the Phono's toilets
The "ladies" weren't much better.
Am I the only one who can't actually remember the ladies toilets in the Phono and therefore I can't have regiestered that they were actually that bad? :oops:
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Andrew S wrote:To continue the toilet talk (whilst getting the thread back on track), yesterday a friend of mine was so tired, he momentarily mistook his toilet for the washing machine - and dropped his socks into it straight after having a p*ss! He then made the even bigger mistake of telling me about it. :lol:
Is this the same guy that fancies "Bettie Boo" & "Marge Simpson"?.
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Francis wrote: the Phono's toilets
The "ladies" weren't much better.
Am I the only one who can't actually remember the ladies toilets in the Phono and therefore I can't have regiestered that they were actually that bad? :oops:
Was the demon drink involved Libby dear? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote: The "ladies" weren't much better.
Am I the only one who can't actually remember the ladies toilets in the Phono and therefore I can't have regiestered that they were actually that bad? :oops:
Was the demon drink involved Libby dear? :innocent:
No I only had one can of that Red Stripe stuff (ew) and the rest of the night was water! :lol: :oops:
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