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andymackem
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1191 Joined: 17 Dec 2003, 10:11Location: Darkest Durham
18 Oct 2005, 14:22
MadameButterfly wrote: Johnny M wrote:
That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ...
*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
*hopes for a dinner invite*
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837 Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08Location: Immer mit Loki.
18 Oct 2005, 14:23
Quiff Boy wrote: emilystrange wrote: chose your housemates....
the 8 people who DONT sleep naked
Anyway you're being evicted and living on the streets for three months selling The Big Issue so I don't think it really matters ...
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emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Oct 2005, 14:27
Johnny M wrote: emilystrange wrote: chose your housemates....
Who Me?
no not just you! forum vote.... who do you want to see sleep shower fight bitch moan go to the loo and eat? en masse
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837 Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08Location: Immer mit Loki.
18 Oct 2005, 14:30
emilystrange wrote: Johnny M wrote: emilystrange wrote: chose your housemates....
Who Me?
no not just you! forum vote.... who do you want to see sleep shower fight bitch moan go to the loo and eat? en masse
Ah, I understand. Clarification of the selection process first please. Would you count as one vote or just a half?
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canon docre
Overbomber
Posts: 2529 Joined: 05 Mar 2005, 21:10Location: Mother Prussia
18 Oct 2005, 14:30
andymackem wrote: MadameButterfly wrote: Johnny M wrote:
That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ...
*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
*hopes for a dinner invite*
If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
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18 Oct 2005, 14:36
We cannot pitch a Heartland TV show from a thread entitled 'Naked'...
Trouble brewing!
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Oct 2005, 14:39
johnny, watch your step.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837 Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08Location: Immer mit Loki.
18 Oct 2005, 14:40
timsinister wrote: We cannot pitch a Heartland TV show from a thread entitled 'Naked'...
Trouble brewing!
You're right. Sorry Kate, C4's out of the running. We'll have to go to PlayBoy TV instead.
Did you get that job Tim?
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Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837 Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08Location: Immer mit Loki.
18 Oct 2005, 14:44
emilystrange wrote: johnny, watch your step.
Oooops! I sense another bang (read slap) on the head coming my way.
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Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571 Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28Location: On the lone and the level ....
18 Oct 2005, 14:45
canon docre wrote: andymackem wrote: MadameButterfly wrote:
*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
*hopes for a dinner invite*
If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.
Sorry Canon ..............
................... my cooking's not that good ....
Hell is other people
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Oct 2005, 14:46
you can always set the table...
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571 Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28Location: On the lone and the level ....
18 Oct 2005, 14:49
emilystrange wrote:
Back at you Em.
And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!
We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
Hell is other people
Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6581 Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51Location: Where the streets fold round
18 Oct 2005, 14:53
It'd be a one-off special. Everyone would've killed each other within ten minutes. Maybe a Heartland Battle Royale would be more appropriate.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837 Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08Location: Immer mit Loki.
18 Oct 2005, 14:54
Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...
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Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571 Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28Location: On the lone and the level ....
18 Oct 2005, 14:56
Does this mean I have to start calling Dave "chicken" and trying to drag him under the dining table ?
Hell is other people
Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6581 Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51Location: Where the streets fold round
18 Oct 2005, 15:05
Johnny M wrote: Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...
Oh they are Johnny. Imagine.
There goes another weekly budget on White Cider.
@BD - given my usual state, dragging would definitely be required.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837 Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08Location: Immer mit Loki.
18 Oct 2005, 15:12
Planet Dave wrote: Johnny M wrote: Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...
Oh they are Johnny. Imagine.
There goes another weekly budget on White Cider.
Dave, it's supposed to be a
reality TV project. Not a chemically/alcohol enhanced unreality. I think.
But yeh, I guess food of any description wouldn't be appearing on the shopping lists.
Where do I apply?
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emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Oct 2005, 15:18
and who will be the sensible one?
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
MadameButterfly
HL's mystical safekeeper
Posts: 6924 Joined: 12 Jul 2005, 09:29Location: in my own galaxy
18 Oct 2005, 15:20
Black Dahlia wrote: canon docre wrote: andymackem wrote:
*hopes for a dinner invite*
If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.
Sorry Canon ..............
................... my cooking's not that good ....
Do not fret, I will teach you how
The dinner invites can be made....any special requests? You name it I cook or bake it
For how many is now the question....
it's all about circles and spirals
MadameButterfly
HL's mystical safekeeper
Posts: 6924 Joined: 12 Jul 2005, 09:29Location: in my own galaxy
18 Oct 2005, 15:20
emilystrange wrote: and who will be the sensible one?
you
it's all about circles and spirals
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Oct 2005, 15:22
ME???
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
MadameButterfly
HL's mystical safekeeper
Posts: 6924 Joined: 12 Jul 2005, 09:29Location: in my own galaxy
18 Oct 2005, 15:26
emilystrange wrote: ME???
Well you do not sleep naked....that is a sensible start...
it's all about circles and spirals
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837 Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08Location: Immer mit Loki.
18 Oct 2005, 15:33
emilystrange wrote: ME???
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.
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Shadow_Smile
Uw voeten stinken
Posts: 407 Joined: 28 Sep 2004, 22:52Location: H.I. Ambacht (NL)
18 Oct 2005, 15:40
I love sleeping naked !!!
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Oct 2005, 15:46
Johnny M wrote: emilystrange wrote: ME???
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.
even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate!
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
