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Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 21:47**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:so as regulars a lot of us have lurked at some time or other-why the hidden thing? why hide your online status unless you're eldritch in which case an obvious alter-ego will fool all the people who cant work it out (which is a good job 'cause the inner-circle don't stand up well to being put on the spot by those who have )

I did it a couple of times during the exams, just to see what was going on here...

With the known results

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 21:48**

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 21:48**

Yes, our Mr. Francis has a way with that cutting, yet witty remark. I don't want to like him.

I can't help myself

Oh! and Lee 'knobwand' is excellent, may I add to your armoury one 'veal rapier'?

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 21:49**

Johnny M wrote:Plus, if I've had cyber sex with Buxy previously I usually need to take a shower before I can post again.

Oh, now that is nice...

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 21:55**

Chairman Bux wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Boo!

You'll need to be washing that off.

Some I keep as sovenirs.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 22:01**

**rests case**

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 22:05**

hmmm....to this thread as I am grinning from ear to ear....

Yeah my *learking* is there too although in my defense I log in ..log out...forget ...and then think *sh!t* but hey some of the lerking kind tickle my fancy because this is an addition and in my experience...sometimes..this smiley comes to mind

...or this one...

and as many of you will remember many encounters of another kind....but hey

I am still here

MB *hee..hee...hee*

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 22:05**

James Blast wrote:'knobwand' is excellent, may I add to your armoury one 'veal rapier'?

Will that be the same as a "Mutton Sward"?

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 22:23**

scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:'knobwand' is excellent, may I add to your armoury one 'veal rapier'?
Will that be the same as a "Mutton Sward"?

same league as the 'Pork Dagger', Keith

I do hope Margaret isn't checking this

and it's Sword, 'Needle Dick'!

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 22:49**

Chairman Bux wrote:Boo!

laughing in the face of bux

it's simple maths 20% of the people do 80% of the posting. natch

true in all of life

*not that i count myself as one of the vital few*

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 23:02**

James Blast wrote: I do hope Margaret isn't checking this

Guess what. . .I am, and you can explain that to me later Mr Blast

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 23:04**

Chairman Bux wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Boo!

You'll need to be washing that off.

You'll be lucky. He's still got glue in his hair from two weeks back.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 23:35**

boudicca wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Plus, if I've had cyber sex with Buxy previously I usually need to take a shower before I can post again.
Oh, now that is nice...

Cyber hygiene. It's the only way.

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 23:41**

I am too lazy to log in sometimes... That makes me one of the lurkers I guess...

Posted: **18 Oct 2005, 23:57**

paint it black wrote: *not that i count myself as one of the vital few*

Christ! Neither do I Ez. People just assume. Wrongly. Buxy did offer to to swap his "Is Buxy Eldo?" pm inbox with me tonight. I declined.

I realise a miracle, is due
I dedicate this PM inbox to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 02:48**

James Blast wrote:
scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:'knobwand' is excellent, may I add to your armoury one 'veal rapier'?
Will that be the same as a "Mutton Sward"?
same league as the 'Pork Dagger', Keith

I do hope Margaret isn't checking this
and it's Sword, 'Needle Dick'!

all safely stashed with "bacon torpedo",courtesy of mr.kilmister.

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 06:50**

This thread is funny. It was started yesterday with little replies. Half a day later I am at work again reading this stuff. Good start of the day.

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 15:06**

Ozpat wrote:This thread is funny. It was started yesterday with little replies. Half a day later I am at work again reading this stuff. Good start of the day.

Yeah, when it stopped being about lurkers and started being about FILFF!

Just want to say, this thread isn't directed at those of you (like Delilah for example) who don't log in every single time. Neither do I...

It was more an attempt to bring these hesitant creatures out the woodwork. A friendly "join in!" which somehow has disintegrated into a dictionary of (rather good) euphemisms

.
And the paranoia of someone who knows she's a gobsh!te, obviously...

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 16:08**

i'm on auto login anyway...

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 17:23**

emilystrange wrote:i'm on auto login anyway...

that's 'cos you're hardc0re...

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 17:34**

oh yeah, i forgot!

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 18:20**

I did lurk for a while I admit. While I plucked up the courage to post.

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 18:41**

And the more folk you meet, the easier it is to be cliquey without meaning too, which cannot make it easier for folk to pitch in I guess.

Just walk on in.....

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 18:47**

it seemed a bit cliquey when i first joined -now ive met a good chunk of the people i'ld most like to have met its not at all like that...Dave

edit: anyway, its just a natural filter to discourage the weak and gang-up on the trolls

Posted: **19 Oct 2005, 19:23**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it seemed a bit cliquey when i first joined -now ive met a good chunk of the people i'ld most like to have met its not at all like that...Dave

edit: anyway, its just a natural filter to discourage the weak and gang-up on the trolls

Mines a pint Lee

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