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Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 16:33
by christophe
I must have done something wrong here.
Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo, when she's looking extra sexy. Probably not when she's acting.
Fcuking hate her
"cuteness" - In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!
What
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones are just saggy and gross, in your opinion.
Now this isn't farr from the truth.
-I need to send this to my Ex
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 17:30
by aims
Johnny M wrote:Motz wrote: Hmmm. I think Ness's undying gratitude (x2) might be a sweeter offer.
Devil and the Deep, eh, Johnny?
Sorry Mike, I (do) but I don't care to understand what you're insinuating by your cheap comments in open forum. Please feel free to expand them. Please do.
And expect a response.
To clarify to all reading: The post wasn't an innuendo. It was a poor attempt at amalgamating two parallel threads, which apparently went tits(, ass and cute) up.
PM sent to Mr M. Hope that clears it up. Sorry.
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 19:04
by boudicca
Motz wrote:Johnny M wrote:Motz wrote: Hmmm. I think Ness's undying gratitude (x2) might be a sweeter offer.
Devil and the Deep, eh, Johnny?
Sorry Mike, I (do) but I don't care to understand what you're insinuating by your cheap comments in open forum. Please feel free to expand them. Please do.
And expect a response.
To clarify to all reading: The post wasn't an innuendo. It was a poor attempt at amalgamating two parallel threads, which apparently went tits(, ass and cute) up.
PM sent to Mr M. Hope that clears it up. Sorry.
Ooh, he can get a bit moody!
The whole sex-change process is wreaking havoc with his hormones...
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 19:42
by Francis
Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 19:51
by MadameButterfly
Francis wrote:Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
Yeah!
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 21:07
by James Blast
NO!
apart from the slutty bit
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 21:13
by scotty
James Blast wrote:NO!
apart from the slutty bit
Big Tits, medium
erse, and slutty
< or, slender, pink hair, gothy, nose ring & from Keighly mmmmm perfect!!
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 21:29
by James Blast
Nup!
ye need the booty too ( l )
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 21:31
by scotty
James Blast wrote:Nup!
ye need the booty too ( l )
Dae ye mean
erse?
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 21:43
by boudicca
scotty wrote:James Blast wrote:Nup!
ye need the booty too ( l )
Dae ye mean
erse?
He said
booty!
Arrrr!
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 22:45
by emilystrange
Francis wrote:Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
that'll be me, then..
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 22:48
by scotty
emilystrange wrote:Francis wrote:Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
that'll be me, then..
I didnea think your
arse was that small
Miss Em's
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 22:50
by MadameButterfly
oh, please slap him!
lovely ass babes...
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 22:53
by boudicca
scotty wrote:emilystrange wrote:Francis wrote:Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
that'll be me, then..
I didnea think your
arse was that small
Miss Em's
Alright babe, will you brutally slaughter him or will I?
Mrs. Strange is just about the only laydee in the whole wide world who could have pulled off that red "bat" dress without her jacksie looking enormous
. Was jealous that night at t'Phono and I'm still bloody jealous now.
Biiiiiitch! 
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 22:57
by MadameButterfly
let's all just play nicely now...
no need for bitchiness...leave that for the *cough* men!
yes i am just as jealous...
but ems does understand...
i think this is starting to look like a trio of evilness...heehee
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 22:58
by emilystrange
your own backside is not exactly large, missy... but thank you
@scotty.. your card has been marked more than once
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 23:00
by scotty
Oh c'mon ladies, you know I was only kiddin'!!.
Apologies.
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 23:08
by Andie
you're gonna get red carded soon Keith...
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 23:13
by emilystrange
i'm feeling lenient. make the most.. tomorrow is another day. if i read things tomorrow, i might see them in a different light
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 23:15
by scotty
I-WAS-KIDDIN'
Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 23:57
by Andie
back to topic
i scored Top Heavy
Raw score: 66% Big Breasts, 31% Big Ass, and 44% Cute!
Note that you like women
thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case,
your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity:
Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson.
Avoid: Oprah. Actually, that's good advice for everyone.
Posted: 19 Nov 2005, 02:18
by eastmidswhizzkid
having found it necessary to *ahem* re-take the test several times i'll cut to the chase:- legs over breasts everytime.
however for those women who
aren't amputees then a nice big pair of jugs wouldn't go amiss....
Posted: 19 Nov 2005, 13:22
by Jaimie1980
Angelina Jolie is recommended to me apparently. Wouldn't say no.
Posted: 19 Nov 2005, 13:40
by Andie
i think the avoid clause is justified...i wouldn't want to be anywhere near Oprah
*shudders at thought*
Posted: 19 Nov 2005, 13:56
by Jaimie1980
Burn wrote:i think the avoid clause is justified...i wouldn't want to be anywhere near Oprah
*shudders at thought*
That is scary.
