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Sounds fun, have a good 'un Dave..

It will have to wait until July before I can bring my intoxicating presence to Planet Dave..

"Oh no!...He's at it again?!?"....it's a wonderful world here within our HL walls...

Firstly hello Cat! (haven't seen you around in awhile... )
Have lots of drinks and other thingy's tonight and above all have fun!

Secondly hi JohnnyM, see you had your hands full last night!

And Planet Dave and all those landing on your planet tonight, have an amazing time, it's a new moon tonight (you can use it to your advantage! ) and congrats to your celebrations!

And last but not least, all the wonderful people that will be making their way to Leeds in July, it's going to be a blast! Hee!
Just remember scotty, one of your nipples is mine!
Oh and Doktor Gott, can I be your nurse that writes out the prescriptions..

MadameButterfly wrote::
Oh and Doktor Gott, can I be your nurse that writes out the prescriptions..

For sure, I seriously doubt my hands are going to be in any fit state to write anything...

If Mr Planet is really unlucky I might bring a guitar and amp

Doktor Gott wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote::
Oh and Doktor Gott, can I be your nurse that writes out the prescriptions..

For sure, I seriously doubt my hands are going to be in any fit state to write anything...

Brilliant! So I'll have to keep the prescription box and key too, your hands won't get that open either!

@ Zuma - please don't do anything that might forfeit any other arrivals on Planet Dave's place in the future. But then again don't always listen to me!

MadameButterfly wrote:

Doktor Gott wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote::
Oh and Doktor Gott, can I be your nurse that writes out the prescriptions..

For sure, I seriously doubt my hands are going to be in any fit state to write anything...

Brilliant! So I'll have to keep the prescription box and key too, your hands won't get that open either!

Pah, I'll just need to outwit you with my suspiciously well versed knowledge of controlled substances in the UK... (well what I've read in the British National Formulary... )

MadameButterfly wrote:

Doktor Gott wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote::
Oh and Doktor Gott, can I be your nurse that writes out the prescriptions..

For sure, I seriously doubt my hands are going to be in any fit state to write anything...

Brilliant! So I'll have to keep the prescription box and key too, your hands won't get that open either!

@ Zuma - please don't do anything that might forfeit any other arrivals on Planet Dave's place in the future. But then again don't always listen to me!

Doktor Gott wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:

Doktor Gott wrote: For sure, I seriously doubt my hands are going to be in any fit state to write anything...

Brilliant! So I'll have to keep the prescription box and key too, your hands won't get that open either!

Pah, I'll just need to outwit you with my suspiciously well versed knowledge of controlled substances in the UK... (well what I've read in the British National Formulary... )

Doktor Gott don't you realise you can't outwit any nurse, nevermind MB as that nurse!

lol.. you're right.. I should know, my mother was one too! Though I still don't seem to have learnt that lesson, even after 30 years!

Would have loved to attend this grand event Dave but I'm otherwise engaged That's as much as I'm willing to divulge in open forum

Hope you lot have a ball and the weather behaves.

DerekR wrote:Would have loved to attend this grand event Dave but I'm otherwise engaged That's as much as I'm willing to divulge in open forum

Hope you lot have a ball and the weather behaves.

Sounds intriguing Derek - are you off to visit one of Keiths orgies?

Zuma wrote:

DerekR wrote:Would have loved to attend this grand event Dave but I'm otherwise engaged That's as much as I'm willing to divulge in open forum

Hope you lot have a ball and the weather behaves.

Sounds intriguing Derek - are you off to visit one of Keiths orgies?

No but I am meeting up with him and Mrs scotty at the Bunnymen gig on Wednesday in Edinburgh. No group activities or partner swapping involved, well not that I know of

I predict some 'in-out'.

sorry, I'm really am not on form at the mo'

James Blast wrote:I predict some 'in-out'.

sorry, I'm really am not on form at the mo'

Are you some sort of fortune teller?

There's a whole lotta predictin' goin' on...................................sorry

just getting me coat

I prophesy disaster

Zuma wrote:If Mr Planet is really unlucky I might bring a guitar and amp

s**t, do I have to hide mine? Righto, I'm straight on it. Amps, guitars, never 'eard of 'em mate.

Planet Dave wrote:

Zuma wrote:If Mr Planet is really unlucky I might bring a guitar and amp

s**t, do I have to hide mine? Righto, I'm straight on it. Amps, guitars, never 'eard of 'em mate.

go on, go on, go on..............

and Planet Dave takes back his thread...

Zuma wrote:

Planet Dave wrote:

Zuma wrote:If Mr Planet is really unlucky I might bring a guitar and amp

s**t, do I have to hide mine? Righto, I'm straight on it. Amps, guitars, never 'eard of 'em mate.

go on, go on, go on..............

and Planet Dave takes back his thread...

Damn right, though you know I'm easy come easy go with these things....

Road test is looking extremely good

will there be "zombie" music?

Zuma wrote:will there be "zombie" music?

Whadda you think Dave?

Though I may use the excellent Longfolks cd as a relaxing come-down at 6am or thereabouts.

Dave, does your Missus have a sister? Cos she must be an angel sent from heaven.

@ Mrs Whelan.

Francis wrote:Dave, does your Missus have a sister? Cos she must be an angel sent from heaven.

@ Mrs Whelan.

Yes she does. Lovely girl too, still working out whether I married the right.........LEAVE IT.

Francis wrote:I would grace you with my presence Dave, but Luke's decided to stop Sunday night as well. I'm sure you'll manage without me.

I notice you didn't suggest he could come as well. You're definitely off my Christmas card list now.

I'm Free!

but I'd like to know what state her pussy was in first





Matron!

James Blast wrote:her pussy

Mrs Slocombe's?

Drag yourslef into the 21st century James. It won't hurt.