Heartland

weebleswobble wrote:does anyone else remember the nutbags that had pointy quiff/crew cut thingimibobs, and beer towels sewn onto their clothes-listened to King Kurt and battered each other on the dancefloor?

they were my mates

back then the two crews got on like an house on't fire, more enlightened times?

Wild Bill Buttock wrote:Them was your actual psychobillies.And where have they all gone?

Erm, one of 'em is sitting here writing this.

Andy Christ 666 wrote:Wild Bill Buttock wrote:Them was your actual psychobillies.And where have they all gone?

Erm, one of 'em is sitting here writing this.

Well get your arse down to the Gifford,Andy.I started a "bring back wrecking" campaign last year,with very little success unfortunately.Wrecking's a bit pointless on your own!

Playing the Goff Card

I have a right to be here!
I have a right to dress!
I like my corsets, boots, and make-up,
I'm goff like all the rest.

Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**k!
Don't you write a word
Else you'll hurt my feelings and
I'll tell the moderator!

I'll tell him you are being mean
Like the kids were back in school.
I 'll tell him that my feelings count
You can't play me the fool!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck!
I might be a pretentious Bitch,
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

The kids in school they spurned me
So I went and bought a gun
If they keep it up they'll pay
And then, I'll have some fun!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck
I might be a pretentious Bitch
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

right-o

DarkAngel wrote:Playing the Goff Card

I have a right to be here!
I have a right to dress!
I like my corsets, boots, and make-up,
I'm goff like all the rest.

Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**k!
Don't you write a word
Else you'll hurt my feelings and
I'll tell the moderator!

I'll tell him you are being mean
Like the kids were back in school.
I 'll tell him that my feelings count
You can't play me the fool!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck!
I might be a pretentious Bitch,
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

The kids in school they spurned me
So I went and bought a gun
If they keep it up they'll pay
And then, I'll have some fun!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck
I might be a pretentious Bitch
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

How long did that poem written pacifically to antagonise Heartland members take you to write? My god, man. Get laid or - providing you can’t do that, which I’m guessing you can’t - get a hobby that doesn’t involved poking Goths with a stick.

DarkAngel wrote:Playing the Goff Card

I have a right to be here!
I have a right to dress!
I like my corsets, boots, and make-up,
I'm goff like all the rest.

Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**k!
Don't you write a word
Else you'll hurt my feelings and
I'll tell the moderator!

I'll tell him you are being mean
Like the kids were back in school.
I 'll tell him that my feelings count
You can't play me the fool!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck!
I might be a pretentious Bitch,
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

The kids in school they spurned me
So I went and bought a gun
If they keep it up they'll pay
And then, I'll have some fun!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck
I might be a pretentious Bitch
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

If you so want to be provocative, you could at least try to be funny or show some degree of intelligence.

Anyone fancy a drink?

I'll have a pint.

nick the stripper wrote:

DarkAngel wrote:Playing the Goff Card

How long did that poem written pacifically to antagonise Heartland members take you to write? My god, man. Get laid or - providing you can’t do that, which I’m guessing you can’t - get a hobby that doesn’t involved poking Goths with a stick.

it doesn't really antagonise us heartland peeps who aren't goffs.

@Dark, Guinness please

P.S. Are Goff poking sticks available retail? It would make getting down the front so much quicker

Badlander wrote:I'll have a pint.

Nice avatar! Other than Disintegration, it's my fave Cure album!

I thought goths stopped filling the internet with bad poetry around 1999-ish?

Was I misinformed or is this just one of the last of a dying breed?

Answers on a freshly-sharpened goth-poking stick

nick the stripper wrote:My god, man.

he's a she

James Blast wrote:

nick the stripper wrote:My god, man.

he's a she

Not doubting you, but do we have proof of this?

James Blast wrote:

nick the stripper wrote:My god, man.

he's a she

What like CorpPunk

d00mw0lf wrote:

James Blast wrote:

nick the stripper wrote:My god, man.

he's a she

Not doubting you, but do we have proof of this?

I'm sure she'll be around very soon to clarify this matter, don't you?

James Blast wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:

James Blast wrote:he's a she

Not doubting you, but do we have proof of this?

I'm sure she'll be around very soon to clarify this matter, don't you?

*shudder*

Remember that in this day and age a man can have the aesthetics of a woman. In order to prove her femininity, she shall have to go on webcam and expose the penis flytrap. If she refuses, then I suspect we shall have to drop the ‘s’ from ‘she’ when referring to her in future posts.

Too much? I’ll get me coat and go to bed with no supper.

nick the stripper wrote:Remember that in this day and age a man can have the aesthetics of a woman. In order to prove her femininity, she shall have to go on webcam and expose the penis flytrap. If she refuses, then I suspect we shall have to drop the ‘s’ from ‘she’ when referring to her in future posts.

Too much? I’ll get me coat and go to bed with no supper.

Yup, just a bit too much.

I'm just living down a convo I had with someone I met on here... They thought I was a nurse for some reason and... *shudder* I didn't need to know any of that stuff

Dark angel's poem has truly moved me,A work of staggering depth and introspective.
Keats,Shelley and even the great Pam Ayres come to mind.

If I can continue in the same artistic vein,
This is a work wot I wrote entitled;

"Why goths smell a bit funny"

Which I shall be performing through the medium of Modern dance............

Badlander wrote:

DarkAngel wrote:Playing the Goff Card

I have a right to be here!
I have a right to dress!
I like my corsets, boots, and make-up,
I'm goff like all the rest.

Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**k!
Don't you write a word
Else you'll hurt my feelings and
I'll tell the moderator!

I'll tell him you are being mean
Like the kids were back in school.
I 'll tell him that my feelings count
You can't play me the fool!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck!
I might be a pretentious Bitch,
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

The kids in school they spurned me
So I went and bought a gun
If they keep it up they'll pay
And then, I'll have some fun!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck
I might be a pretentious Bitch
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

If you so want to be provocative, you could at least try to be funny or show some degree of intelligence.

Sorry, I didn't know you are a goth - so please, try not to play the goth card, will you.

James Blast wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:

James Blast wrote:he's a she

Not doubting you, but do we have proof of this?

I'm sure she'll be around very soon to clarify this matter, don't you?

Does my new avatar help? To the left - 9W9; To the right - his better half.

wild bill buttock wrote:Dark angel's poem has truly moved me,A work of staggering depth and introspective.
Keats,Shelley and even the great Pam Ayres come to mind.

If I can continue in the same artistic vein,
This is a work wot I wrote entitled;

"Why goths smell a bit funny"

Which I shall be performing through the medium of Modern dance............

Capture stills of it and make it your Avatar............

d00mw0lf wrote:I thought goths stopped filling the internet with bad poetry around 1999-ish?

Was I misinformed or is this just one of the last of a dying breed?

Answers on a freshly-sharpened goth-poking stick

Goth Diet
Goths are mustards, and subsist solely on their own feelings of social ostracism. To feed, a goth must try to solicit fear, contempt, or ridicule from mundanes. This causes an avalanche condition in fat goths. Because goths are so non-conformist,

How to distinguish mustards from retards.

Mustards

whine more.
write more s**t.
are more important.
gestate more.
eat more cookies.
are more dysmorphic.
are more fallible.

In other terms, they're just like retards and even far more worse than that, and deserve more verbal beatings, preferably by aliens. An entire wealth of mustards can be found among the emo and goth culture. Espcially goths.