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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Which is greek for irony, copied and pasted from a translator site while trying to explain to a greek why This band are offensively rubbish.
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7anthea7 wrote:In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked. They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and beat them repeatedly at chess and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies...
In my porn...people fuck
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Maisey wrote:trying to explain to a greek why This band are offensively rubbish.
Indeed. :twisted:
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7anthea7 wrote:In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked. They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and beat them repeatedly at chess and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies...
Kinky! :kiss:
Control-V wrote: Robert Smith has been, like, an icon of mine for some months now and to work with his sound engineers on the project was so, like cool, you know?
I respect him & his little band so much and hope this new angle on the song will make people move their feet.
Irrelevant, considering I copy-pasted this into another thread! :P
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>> [coeff_lsqcf_md4intnocpasqr,resnorm,residual,exitflag,output,lambda,jacobian]=lsqcurvefit(@ddepr_meancentred_nocpasqr, ini_md4intnocpasqr, XD01, log(ttm_wks), [-100 -100 -100 -100 -100 -100 -100 -100 -100 -100 -100 -100 0],[100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 1], optimset('MaxFunEvals',30000, 'MaxIter',10000, 'TolFun', 1e-004));


>> N = length(XD01) - length(coeff_lsqcf_md4intnocpasqr);

>> se_lsqcf_md4intnocpasqr = sqrt(diag(inv(jacobian'*jacobian)*resnorm/N));
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