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Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 14:51
by Spigel
The Doktor has been touching my pencils again. He hates me.
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 15:01
by markfiend
boudicca wrote:You're both wrong!
"Just finished alphabetizing my collection of 'Take A Break's, forgot how many helpful household hints were in there. Maybe should wangle interview with them?"
On a tangent, I've seen things that were originally in
Viz Comic's top tips appear in the likes of
Take a Break. Makes you wonder.
(Although never on the level of my favourite: "A cigar tube filled with wasps makes a cheap vibrator"...)
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 16:29
by Chairman Bux
Searing. The levels of insight demonstrated herein are remarkable.
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 16:57
by EvilBastard
Thorsten says there’s a new Lemmings version coming out. That’s the new album on hold for another 3 years, then.
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 17:00
by timsinister
Chairman Bux wrote:Searing. The levels of insight demonstrated herein are remarkable.
Minister of Misinformation and Misdirection
He knows whereupon he speaks.
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 17:11
by EvilBastard
To do:
Order Lemmings 4–The Goffs from Amazon
Laundry
Joanna Lumley
Stop following the Twitter thread on HL – it’s like they’re inside my head!
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 17:12
by Chairman Bux
EvilBastard wrote:To do:
Order Lemmings 4–The Goffs from Amazon
Laundry
Joanna Lumley
Stop following the Twitter thread on HL – it’s like they’re inside my head!
I have
http://www.rememberthemilk.com/ for TO DO lists.
Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 17:17
by EvilBastard
Chairman Bux wrote:Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.
How appropriate:
BlackBerry and
G(oth)Mail.
Careful, now...
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 17:20
by Moakahontas
EvilBastard wrote:Chairman Bux wrote:Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.
How appropriate:
BlackBerry and
G(oth)Mail.
Careful, now...
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 17:25
by EvilBastard
Incidentally, I see that the domain:
http://www.remembertorecordthenewalbum.com
has been reserved...
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 18:28
by Being645
... we're gathering momentum ...
...
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 18:42
by boudicca
markfiend wrote:On a tangent, I've seen things that were originally in Viz Comic's top tips appear in the likes of Take a Break. Makes you wonder.
(Although never on the level of my favourite: "A cigar tube filled with wasps makes a cheap vibrator"...)
"Manchester United fans. Avoid an asymetrical bulge in your right arm by masturbating furiously with your left arm too."
I think Von's probably feeling a bit peckish just now.
"Been down the Spar again, I think they see me coming these days. Ahmed somehow persuaded me to buy 10 of the new Hot'n'Spicy Pot Noodles, they were on special offer and I just couldn't say no."
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 18:45
by LouLou
now i see why he insisted so much. they're almost past their best before date. where's pat when you need her?
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 18:49
by boudicca
"WTF! That mad bint off of HL has been slagging off my choice of football shirts on Facebook. Teh bitch![/size]"
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 18:59
by EvilBastard
boudicca wrote:"Been down the Spar again, I think they see me coming these days. Ahmed somehow persuaded me to buy 10 of the new Hot'n'Spicy Pot Noodles, they were on special offer and I just couldn't say no."
Must ask Lemmy how he got them to use Ace of Spades in the ad. I could get them to use
You Could Be The One – the cash would come in handy.
Posted: 22 Jul 2009, 23:00
by Ramone
Only Women Twitter. Real men couldn't give a flying f**k what Lindsay Lohan had for her tea or what Miley Cyrus is wearing.
Real men get the ale in and eat McCoys crisps and have no idea what that move in ballet is that consists of a graceful bending of the knee. !
Sod the lot of you I'm gonna go and change my Facebook status...d'oh!! rumbled again.
Posted: 23 Jul 2009, 14:37
by boudicca
Posted: 23 Jul 2009, 14:57
by AdrenaChris
Woke up. Sang "What Is Love?" to myself in the shower. Didn't release a new album.
Posted: 23 Jul 2009, 15:27
by timsinister
Ramone wrote:Real men get the ale in and eat McCoys crisps and have no idea what that move in ballet is that consists of a graceful bending of the knee. !
You on commission,
Ramone?!
Posted: 23 Jul 2009, 15:33
by Dark
AdrenaChris wrote:Woke up. Sang "What Is Love?" to myself in the shower. Didn't release a new album.
OT, I've been having some weird dreams recently. I recall last night dreaming that I had bumped into AE whilst looking for some drugs at a festival. He seemed amused at my gothy clothing, and I asked whether he was going to bother with another single. Apparently not. Didn't give me any drugs either.
Posted: 24 Jul 2009, 00:04
by stufarq
Some sad goth accosted me at a festival asking when the new single was coming out. Told him to f**k off, which seemed to make his day. Pathetic. Didn't give him any of my stash either.
Posted: 25 Jul 2009, 15:18
by Moakahontas
Posted: 02 Aug 2009, 18:05
by Big Si
Posted: 02 Aug 2009, 18:14
by Bartek
absinthe is shity
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 13:44
by Pista
We’re out of smoke for tomorrow night’s show. Ben’s asking where would one buy bags of smoke up there? #cough
