So, how long have you got?
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 20:11
That's gonna be one HELL of a NYE party then
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Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 20:14
Friday, January 1, 2072
That's gonna be one HELL of a NYE party then
That's gonna be one HELL of a NYE party then
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 20:17
March 3, 2006 
IZ.
IZ.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 20:21
NO! No, no....Izzy HaveMercy wrote:March 3, 2006
IZ.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 20:25
s**t! Forgot mine...
Wednesday, July 18th, 2068.
That makes me 94!
oh lord...
Wednesday, July 18th, 2068.
That makes me 94!oh lord...
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 20:37
2045! f**k OFF!
I'll be 61 then.
Apparently I'll live to 95 though, if I cheer the fcuk up
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Least I'll never own a Stannah stairlift.
I'll be 61 then.
Apparently I'll live to 95 though, if I cheer the fcuk up
.Least I'll never own a Stannah stairlift.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 20:47
Sunday, March 28, 2060
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 20:54
Live fast, die young?Izzy HaveMercy wrote:March 3, 2006
IZ.
Just make sure to do your performance before you die
That damn site already knew when I was born, god knows how come
No wonder I'm born in 1984 Anyway: Saturday, April 20, 2058, so that would make me 73, not bad at all
By the way, this actually was one of the very first sites I ever visited on the internet
[/smiley overload]
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 21:03
Free drinks and food at the Ancienne Belgique after the gig is a nice enough death as it is, Zeno
IZ.
IZ.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 21:22
Thursday, October 16, 2064
90.
cant complain.
90.
cant complain.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 21:59
hmmmm July 2,2047 my exhubby's b-day ?
ripe ol age of 79 which is totally unlikely cinsidering the fact my parents died at 71 and 73
ripe ol age of 79 which is totally unlikely cinsidering the fact my parents died at 71 and 73
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 22:10
Saturday, August 28, 2038
Far too long for my liking.
Far too long for my liking.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 22:49
49 years old?Dark wrote:Saturday, August 28, 2038
Far too long for my liking.
Gee... r-e-s-p-e-c-t, Kurt Cobain
IZ.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 23:18
About 5 1/2 inches, as you're asking.
Ah, now I see the clicky...
[cue coat/body interface]
Ah, now I see the clicky...
[cue coat/body interface]
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 23:22
Cold, is it?EvilBastard wrote:About 5 1/2 inches, as you're asking.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 23:30
Nah, he's talking about the first query from the Body Mass Index Calculatorscotty wrote:Cold, is it?EvilBastard wrote:About 5 1/2 inches, as you're asking.
IZ.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 23:31
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:49 years old?Dark wrote:Saturday, August 28, 2038
Far too long for my liking.
Gee... r-e-s-p-e-c-t, Kurt Cobain
IZ.
(For the Krauts: Kurt Cobain hat es gewußt, im Alter droht Gesichtsverlust!)
I´m due on wednesday, march 30th 2044. Dark, you`re invited to come to my funeral party.
That`s 73 years. 39 to go. Well. Does anybody have an idea what I should do all the time? Except "Learn english!", that is..?
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 23:34
Sunday, May 20, 2029
Which makes me sixty-six. Not six-six-six for you goff watchers.
Oh well, nobody ever does anything on a Sunday. Except die.
Which makes me sixty-six. Not six-six-six for you goff watchers.
Oh well, nobody ever does anything on a Sunday. Except die.
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 23:36
What makes you think I'll be done with you by then?Dark wrote:Saturday, August 28, 2038
Far too long for my liking.
You're staying alive much longer than that, whether you like it or not
Posted: 24 Feb 2006, 23:36
That means I have to live on twenty years after your death, Johnny dear 
Enough reason NOT to marry you... couldn't stand the loneliness and ting
IZ.
Enough reason NOT to marry you... couldn't stand the loneliness and ting
IZ.
Posted: 25 Feb 2006, 00:22
True Iz, but as a Rock Star, you have OD'd by then on tour and I'll just live off your royalties a la Courtney Slag Love.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:That means I have to live on twenty years after your death, Johnny dear
Enough reason NOT to marry you... couldn't stand the loneliness and ting
IZ.
Deal?
Posted: 25 Feb 2006, 01:07
You compare ME to Kurt Cobain?Izzy HaveMercy wrote:49 years old?Dark wrote:Saturday, August 28, 2038
Far too long for my liking.
Gee... r-e-s-p-e-c-t, Kurt Cobain
IZ.
Give me some credit, at least I can make music without feeling the urge to stick a gun in my mouth.
Mind you, simulated fellatio with a gun would be interesting for a gig..
Posted: 25 Feb 2006, 01:37
And how do you propose to get your tackle down the mouth of a shotgun?
Posted: 25 Feb 2006, 01:55
not clicked it Keith, but I reckon May 8, 2006
seriously!
seriously!
Posted: 25 Feb 2006, 11:37
2012!