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Planet's Bar and Grill
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 03:36
by VonsGirl
Wanted one Bar Man. One Goth,...to spin the tunes... and ohers.. ..
QB The Bar Is NOW OPEN>
Barman Blast... where are you??????????????????????????????????
Re: Planet's Bar and Grill
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 17:52
by Big Si
VonsGirl wrote:Wanted one Bar Man. One Goth,...to spin the tunes... and ohers.. ..
QB The Bar Is NOW OPEN>
Barman Blast... where are you??????????????????????????????????
No vacancy for a doorman/bouncer
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Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 18:02
by James Blast
I'm here but
Mr. The Goth has disappeared in a puff of smoke
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Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 18:04
by Planet Dave
Surely that'd be a puff of dry ice?
While we're here, double JD and coke please. Good to see you back in business BeeP.
Can I skin up in the corner?
![It wasn't me... :innocent:](./images/smilies/icon_whistlehalo.gif)
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 18:17
by James Blast
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 18:19
by Big Si
Planet Dave wrote:Surely that'd be a puff of dry ice?
While we're here, double JD and coke please. Good to see you back in business BeeP.
Can I skin up in the corner?
![It wasn't me... :innocent:](./images/smilies/icon_whistlehalo.gif)
That's £4.50 for the drink and £40 for the weed.
Provvy cheques and ginger bottles are accepted.
![Our fearless leader! :von:](./images/smilies/whitcool.gif)
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:12
by Thea
Needs a jukebox for fonz-esque jukebox slapping.
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:20
by Big Si
d00mw0lf wrote:Needs a jukebox for fonz-esque jukebox slapping.
![Image](http://www.welovearnold.com/images/fonz.jpg)
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:29
by Andie
wow...
James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man
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Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:30
by lazarus corporation
Burn wrote:wow...
James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man
![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
Shandy, wasn't it?
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:30
by Big Si
Burn wrote:wow...
James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man
![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
That'll be £30 for the lapdance, please!
![Our fearless leader! :von:](./images/smilies/whitcool.gif)
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:33
by Andie
lazarus corporation wrote:Burn wrote:wow...
James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man
![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
Shandy, wasn't it?
err...more like Lager bottom as i received recently
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Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:38
by Andie
Big Si wrote:Burn wrote:wow...
James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man
![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
That'll be £30 for the lapdance, please!
![Our fearless leader! :von:](./images/smilies/whitcool.gif)
crikey...if you're doing the lapdance Si...
£30 quid well spent
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Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:46
by Big Si
Burn wrote:Big Si wrote:Burn wrote:wow...
James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man
![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
That'll be £30 for the lapdance, please!
![Our fearless leader! :von:](./images/smilies/whitcool.gif)
crikey...if you're doing the lapdance Si...
£30 quid well spent
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Nope that'll be Mr Blast in his Tron suit!
![Image](http://www.brendanmckillip.com/blog/images/TRONguy.jpg)
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 21:49
by Andie
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 22:08
by James Blast
yir barred, baith aw yez
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 22:14
by Big Si
James Blast wrote:yir barred, baith aw yez
Barred me?!?!?!?
<Give's Blast a severe malccy!>
Ho! Fanny Baws! Yer demoted. Nah git doon tha' cellar 'n wash tha' mess af thi waws, and pour it back into the lager!
![Our fearless leader! :von:](./images/smilies/whitcool.gif)
Posted: 06 Mar 2006, 22:18
by Andie
Edit:
make that drink a Jack 'n Coke will ya
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 00:45
by Planet Dave
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 12:15
by MadameButterfly
So are we open 24/7?
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 18:07
by Big Si
MadameButterfly wrote:So are we open 24/7?
Go-go girls belong on the stage, not flirting with the customer's!
Planet Dave that'll be £100 please!
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Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 18:58
by emilystrange
can i have a job?
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:03
by Big Si
emilystrange wrote:can i have a job?
Can you rollerskate?
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:43
by Big Si
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 21:20
by Andie
nice touch Si...but surely the Girls should have one too!?!?
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