Heartland

Just thought I'd share with you yet another time-killing web oddity, for those of us (i.e. me) too dense to score more than 30 on that bubbleshooter game.

It's an advertising slogan generator... you just enter the word of your choice, with hilarious consequences.

I recommend trying your own name, amongst others I got:

Little. Yellow. Different. Claire.

There's no wrong way to eat a Claire.

Just do Claire.

Top breeders recommend Claire.


Rather alarmingly, I also got "A finger of Von is just enough to give your kids a treat". Now I know he covered "I Never Knew I Loved You Til I Saw You Rock'n'Roll", but...

Hours of fun.

see the emily, feel the shine

Melts In Your Emily, Not In Your Hand.

I'm Only Here For The Emily.

All The Emily That's Fit To Print.

You Can't Get Quicker Than an Emily Fitter. (blimey)

For Mash, Get Big Si





Big Si Tested, Mother Approved.



Come to Life. Come to Big Si.

Is It Live, Or Is It Dark?
Come to Life. Come to Korin.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Korin.

Made To Make Your Big Si Water.



Don't be an Amber Big Si.

The Koen Drinker's Lighter Koen. wtf...

Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Koen. (it's getting better and better)

Make It A Koen Night. (oh yeah, baby)

...

and then this:

Mum's Gone to Koen. (run awaaaaaay)

Some of them don't work, but of course you're not restricted to using your own name...

Another one I got was "Claire - Australian for Beer".

Thank Big Si It's Friday.

Builds Bonny Big Si.



Big Si Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.





Last but not least......

151 Countries, One Big Si.

You've Got Questions. We've Got Big Si.

Amongst others:

Wow! I could have had an Izzy!

Naughty, but Izzy.

It's not all Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, you know...

Happiness is a cigar called Izzy.

The World's Izzy's Marketplace.

We Don't Make Izzy, We Make Izzy Better!

IZ.

You've Got Questions. We've Got The Lazarus Corporation.

Uh-oh, Better Get The Lazarus Corporation.

The Joy of The Lazarus Corporation (do we have a sarcastic smiley?)

Only a Fool Breaks the The Lazarus Corporation.

The Lazarus Corporation - It Looks Good on You.

Kills All Known The Lazarus Corporation - Dead.

The Lazarus Corporation Not Included.

Come See the Softer Side of Jamie.

Come One, Come All To Jamie.

If You Can't Beat Jamie, Join Jamie.

The Lighter Way To Enjoy Jamie.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Jamie.

Just Like Brideoffrankenstein Used To Make.

Where Do You Want Brideoffrankenstein To Go Today?

My Anti-Drug is Brideoffrankenstein.

The Lion Goes from Brideoffrankenstein to Brideoffrankenstein.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Brideoffrankenstein Knows for Sure.

This Is Not Your Father's Brideoffrankenstein.

When You've Got Brideoffrankenstein, Flaunt It.

It's a New Brideoffrankenstein Every Day.

My Goodness, My Brideoffrankenstein!

and my favorite -

Bread Wi' Brideoffrankenstein Taken Out.

OH MY GOD

Devon Knows How To Make Canon Docre So Creamy.









now I just need to know who is Devon?

canon docre wrote:now I just need to know who is Devon?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0222866/

canon docre wrote:now I just need to know who is Devon?

Devon is an area of England, and that saying comes from an advert for custard made there "Devon knows how they make it so creamy"

canon docre wrote:

OH MY GOD

Devon Knows How To Make Canon Docre So Creamy.









now I just need to know who is Devon?

This will take some explaining...

"Devon knows how they make it so creamy" was the slogan for the great British delicacy, Ambrosia Creamed Rice...



... which was apparently made in Devon, as in the county in the south-west of England, not a person... unfortunately!

edit - well there you go, Libs got in before me...

boudicca wrote: not a person... unfortunately!

yes, unfortunately....

but I'm sure this Devon

Big Si wrote:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0222866/

knows everything about it.

Washing Machines Live Longer With Von.

Now for myself:

Zeno Is Our Middle Name. (No it's not, it's my first)
Zeno Saves Your Soul. (we knew that, didn't we )
Good Zeno Has Danish Written All Over It. (What? )
Builds Bonny Zeno. (Don't get this one either, looks quite sloganny though)
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Zeno.
Central Heating for Zeno.
The Incredible, Edible Zeno. (Bon appétit )
Say It With Zeno. (over and over )

And I could go on and on like this

Mum's Gone to d00mw0lf

p-p-p-pick up a Claire....

You'll be lucky!

AND:

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Claire.

Oh yeah!

There's First Love, and There's Josh Love.

The Nick For All Ages.

Probably The Best Stripper In The World.

Have Nick The Stripper Your Way.

-- edit for more:

They're Waffly Josh

Leggo my Josh!

You Need A Josh.

Choosy Mothers Choose Pat

Is Scotty In You?

Choosy Mothers Choose Scotty

I'll leave it there I think

The Appliance of Heartland.

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Heartland.

Mama's got the Magic of Heartland.

The Heartland With The Hole.



and so on and so forth...

scotty wrote: Choosy Mothers Choose Scotty

Ozpat wrote: Choosy Mothers Choose Pat[/]

So who is it gonna be Keith...You or me?