15 June 06 - Cannibal

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jande
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Two cannibals sit down to have a curry.
First cannilbal - 'Hows your curry'
Second cannibal - 'S'alright, but nans tough'
First cannibal - ' I'm not surprised she was 85 last week'

now where's that cloakroom ticket
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2 cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

2 cannibals having dinner.
1st cannibal: I really hate my boss
2nd cannibal: So just eat the noodles, then

(Hold the door, I'm right behind you)
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Hank Moody
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