Heartland

Two cannibals sit down to have a curry.
First cannilbal - 'Hows your curry'
Second cannibal - 'S'alright, but nans tough'
First cannibal - ' I'm not surprised she was 85 last week'

now where's that cloakroom ticket

2 cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

2 cannibals having dinner.
1st cannibal: I really hate my boss
2nd cannibal: So just eat the noodles, then

(Hold the door, I'm right behind you)