have ye seen this
the CSI: Miami Drinking Game
Take a swig/shot every time:
you see a special guest cameo from an actor who is familiar but you can't remember the name (take two swigs if you can).
really keen neato special effects reveal a quick flashback of how the victim died based on evidence the cast uncovers. (don't drink unless the general consensus of the room is that it was really keen neato).
we learn something personal about one of the investigators (like Horatio's past, or Calleigh's fear of ants)
you notice the color yellow used predominantly, to the point it makes you almost wince.
Take a swig/shot every time Horatio Caine:
takes off his sunglasses.
puts on his sunglasses.
asks a rhetorical question.
gets tough. (actually this last one could leave you plastered, so use with caution)
has an opportunity to tell Yelina how he feels about her, and then doesn't.
Take a swig/shot every time Calleigh Duquesne:
shoots a gun at a gun range.
shows up a fellow investigator.
deals patiently with a relative or friend who proves to be dumber than she.
is excessively polite to someone when she had valid right to be snippy.
Take a swig/shot every time Dr. Alexx Woods:
talks to a corpse directly as if speaking to its soul (two swigs if she refers to the victim as 'baby' or equiv.)
gets shot at, almost blows up, or otherwise faces danger outside the usual job description of Medical Examiner.
Take a swig/shot every time Timothy 'Speed' Speedle:
Says something, anything, as if he actually gives a crap.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele