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Posted: 04 Dec 2002, 21:27
by RicheyJames
right, i've been away for a while but worry not for i have been using my time to solve some of pop's great imponderables. you know the sort of thing:
q. why does it always rain on me?
a. you keep leaving your umbrella on buses
q. why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
a. my pockets are full of worms
q. voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
a. errr... je m'appelle richey...je suis anglais...j'habite a leciester...errr...ou est le gare?
anyone got any more?
Posted: 04 Dec 2002, 22:37
by pikkrong
You are from Leicester? I have been there for 2 weeks. I have relatives there. (This remark may sound stupid for you, Englishmen, but think that I'm from the edge of the world.)
Posted: 10 Jan 2011, 09:32
by n'Emolicia
I've been wondering if the "vision thing"
is in reference to the Hubble Telescope??
What'd'ya'll think?
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 00:52
by Debaser
Q. Should I Stay or Should I Go?
A. Well considering the fact that if you stay there will be trouble but if you go it will be double, staying put is probably best.
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 01:10
by Debaser
Q. Do you know the way to San Jose?
A. Let me think, if you go straight down here to the junction and take a right. Go past the bank then about three blocks....Oh, let me hop in, it'll be easier all round.
I'm here all week, folks
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 01:42
by EvilBastard
q. Don't you want me (baby)?
a. Well, while it's certainly the case that I was in a dead-end job when we met, and while the intervening time has not been without its charms, I'm afraid the answer is "no". Apart from anything else, I've been on an assertiveness course and I am no longer inclined to have anything to do with anyone who refers to me as "baby".
q. Can I get a witness?
a. Not a bloody chance. I didn't see nuffink.
q. Will you wear it when I'm gone?
a. Computer says "no".
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 12:09
by Izzy HaveMercy
Or answer a question with another question:
"Wake me up before you go-go"
"How do we sleep while our beds are burning?"
IZ.
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 12:12
by abridged
If music be the food of love are you the indigestion?
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 21:01
by Andie
Q. Is she really going out with him?
A. yeah, all the gorillas down my street have a bird, or so it would seem
Q. Why do you think they call it dope?
A. Because any other name wouldn't have the desired effect
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 21:14
by emilystrange
how do i know if he really loves me?
umm.. answers on a postcard
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 21:26
by James Blast
Q. Get Down On It
A. No
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 21:34
by Izzy HaveMercy
"Question: Why is it, that every time I turn on the fuckin' radio, I hear the same 5 fuckin' songs, 15 times a day, for 3 months... man, funk dat ... get a new DJ."
You are listening to Radio 1 again aren't you?
IZ.
Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 22:09
by James Blast
nope, Planet Rock all da way
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 00:14
by matty
Q. "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"
A. Yes, repeatedly... and I'm not a violent man usually
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 00:21
by Batty Von Blingtrash
Debaser wrote:Q. Should I Stay or Should I Go?
A. Well considering the fact that if you stay there will be trouble but if you go it will be double, staying put is probably best.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 07:48
by DeWinter
Q: "Do ya think I'm sexy?"
A: You're a fifty-five year old man with a haircut like a parakeet and pink leopard-print tights on. That should answer your question.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 10:00
by Izzy HaveMercy
DeWinter wrote:Q: "Do ya think I'm sexy?"
A: You're a fifty-five year old man with a haircut like a parakeet and pink leopard-print tights on. That should answer your question.
Q: Don't you want my body?
A: Yeap, for science or a freak show.
IZ.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 11:41
by splintered thing
Q- How soon is now?
A - Well really rather more shortly than you may have anticipated - immediately almost...
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 12:03
by Izzy HaveMercy
splintered thing wrote:Q- How soon is now?
A - Well really rather more shortly than you may have anticipated - immediately almost...
A: you mean, mr Morrissey, as in how soon I want you to quit the music business? Still not soon enough
IZ.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 12:09
by DeWinter
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
A: you mean, mr Morrissey, as in how soon I want you to quit the music business? Still not soon enough
IZ.
Ooh, you..you...aargh!!
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 12:50
by Izzy HaveMercy
DeWinter wrote:Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
A: you mean, mr Morrissey, as in how soon I want you to quit the music business? Still not soon enough
IZ.
Ooh, you..you...aargh!!
Hafta admit I was waiting for you
Anyhoo, never liked the man, always glad his fans are, overall, a bunch of nice people!
IZ.
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 20:23
by emilystrange
what's the story, morning glory?
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 20:33
by James Blast
bonersville, iinit?
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 21:06
by Maisey
Q: Who are you?
A. Mr/Ms/Mrs [delete as appropriate]
Surname:______________________
Forename:_____________________
Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 21:13
by James Blast
Q. Can't touch it!
A. Wanna fuckin' bet?