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Talking Ball Ox
Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 23:07
by mh
At
Barman Blast's suggestion. Let's just talk sh!te here. No politics. No religion. No baiting.
I'll start.
Lightly Salted is the best Tortilla chip flavour.
Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 23:09
by scotty
Steve McLaren will be the most popular, long serving and successful England Manager of all time.
Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 23:15
by lumano
Mexico is invading the world with salsitas.
And with Lightly Salted Tortilla chips.
Re: Talking Ball Ox
Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 23:20
by 9while9
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 00:01
by weebleswobble
9 is a cnut
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 01:55
by eotunun
Oh Barman, what would we do without your wisdom?
Lager. Lots of Lager. Please!
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 05:59
by nick the stripper
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 08:14
by Pat
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 11:04
by James Blast
post removed
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 12:17
by Pat
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 12:28
by scotty
Indeed. Valentine?
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 12:40
by Purple Light
Very dry garden soil should never be smoked.
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 12:43
by nick the stripper
Purple Light wrote:Very dry garden soil should never be smoked.
Thanks for the tip, but it's come a little too late.
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 18:54
by scotty
Senior Coconut.
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 19:02
by aims
Bands cooperate with sound guys
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 19:03
by weebleswobble
Anthea Turner's
Top Ten Tips
Here are Anthea's top ten tips for keeping an ideal home. Follow them and you too can become a perfect housewife or househusband...
1. You can’t run a home that’s a mess, so first of all you have to de-clutter it. If it’s not beautiful, useful or seriously sentimental, it goes. Charity shop or bin - you decide!
2. There's no getting away from it: you have to clean. People who say "oh, my house is a bit of a mess, but I’m really clean" are talking rubbish because you can’t have a tidy house if it’s not clean.
3. Make the house into a home. Consider your house from an aesthetic point of view. Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference.
4. Run a home like you would a small business and treat it with the same seriousness. If you’re job-juggling, then it’s obviously more difficult than if you're a full-time housewife/husband. If you are a housewife, take pride in that.
5. Storage is important. Whether it’s cushions you only use outside in the summer, or blankets that only come out in the winter, you’ve always got to think of where to store them. Try vacuum-packing to save space. Wicker baskets are marvellous for putting things in. If everybody knows where everything is kept you can avoid wasting time looking for things.
6. Think about how you run your home. Could it be done more efficiently? In the series, one househusband keeps all his shoe-cleaning things in a lounge drawer but, of course, he cleans his shoes in the kitchen. Be practical.
7. It’s also about team work. When children get to a certain age they can help by putting dirty washing in the right place and making their own beds. The first rule of management is delegation. Don’t try and do everything yourself because you can’t.
8. Don't use too many household cleaning products which are harmful to the environment. Try cleaning with vinegar, or just use one damp cloth swilled in cold water and one dry cloth. For cleaning windows and mirrors, you can’t beat scrunched-up newspaper, dampened down with some white vinegar and water.
9. Avoid wastage. If you’re cutting up a lemon, put the left-over half into the dishwasher. It adds a little ting and sparkle in your wash.
10. Domestic paperwork (bills, guarantees, insurance) is very important, so don't avoid it! A proper family diary with everyone’s events and parties in it really helps organise the household.
She is such a cnut....
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 19:05
by Brideoffrankenstein
f**k being a domestic goddess, I'll wash up when I feel like it
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 19:08
by MadameButterfly
nick the stripper wrote:Purple Light wrote:Very dry garden soil should never be smoked.
Thanks for the tip, but it's come a little too late.
Try dried up leaves from the marijuana plant.
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 20:21
by Andie
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 20:29
by ormfdmrush
Stoned Age is an ultimate movie
they drink "Ox 45" beer there
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 20:38
by Zuma
Embankment
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 20:55
by James Blast
Kensington High Street
and what rules are we playing by, Mortimer's Conversion perchance?
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 21:40
by Andie
James Blast wrote:Kensington High Street
and what rules are we playing by, Mortimer's Conversion perchance?
no...monoply
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 21:41
by Zuma
Cudlip's amendment rules...
Russel Square...
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 22:30
by weebleswobble
He thrusts his fist against the post but still insists he sees the ghost
