18/10/06

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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That gag works better in Scots with our colloquial "Aye, right!"

Just a thought.
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smiscandlon wrote:That gag works better in Scots with our colloquial "Aye, right!"

Just a thought.
Aye, right!!!

Try dressing up Mel Gibson :twisted:
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Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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hehehehehehe :lol:
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Me like :D
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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James Blast wrote:hehehehehehe :lol:
Ah, you're on about this :wink:
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Big Si wrote:
James Blast wrote:hehehehehehe :lol:
Ah, you're on about this :wink:
That wis heavenly Big Yin :D :D :notworthy:

NWS BTW
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