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.........those wee things like Golf Balls with Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, WTF???

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And Girls with them big fuckin' pink furry stearing wheel covers.........they get right on my Nipples so they do...................and Debs..........you leave my Nipples alone

What about motorcyclists with stick-on floppy ears on their helmets?

How to look like a complete knob-cheddar, lesson 1.

scotty wrote:.........those wee things like Golf Balls with Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, WTF???

HellBitchBoss has one of them on her Beetle, go figure, sorry Rafster

James Blast wrote:

scotty wrote:.........those wee things like Golf Balls with Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, WTF???

HellBitchBoss has one of them on her Beetle, go figure, sorry Rafster

...So has Our Lass. Was on my car when I bought it, was more than happy to part with it

The Mickey -head that is, not Our Lass.

scotty wrote:...................and Debs..........you leave my Nipples alone

Oi! But you don't hate it when I do that!

scotty wrote:And Girls with them big fuckin' pink furry stearing wheel covers.........

Eeewww! How about those big furry dice blocks they have dangling on the rearview mirror?

Haven't seen any Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, though.

...people who press a button repeatedly for something in public, when repeated pressing has no effect ie: crossing the road, waiting for a lift.

...the use of the phrase "random"...ie "i can't believe i saw him there, how random is that?". you guys...go figure....

scotty wrote:.........those wee things like Golf Balls with Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, WTF???

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And Girls with them big fuckin' pink furry stearing wheel covers.........they get right on my Nipples so they do...................and Debs..........you leave my Nipples alone

What about the people with bumper stickers that say "I'd rather be...(fishing, windsurfing, watching Fulham)"? Ever get the urge to scratch the legend "So why the f*ck aren't you doing that, motherf*cker, instead of getting in my f*cking way?!" in the paintwork underneath?

PS Apologies if you were the person who used to park outside 2 Beechwood Place, LS4, in 1994-5 with the pale blue Escort that had the sticker that said "Jesus Loves You" in the back window. The statute of limitations now having expired, I should like to admit that I was resposible for scratching "Shame everyone else thinks you're a FUD" in the paintwork of your boot. I was young and foolish, and should like to ask your forgiveness.

Any bumper stickers at all.

OK "Baby On Board" ones, I can see the rationale, but does anyone really think that the dickhead tailgating them is going to see it and think "Oh, I'll drive carefully for a change then"?

But the take-off versions, like "Babe On Board" -- 90% of the cars with that on are driven by total munters for a start...

"Princess On Board" I can actually understand having dated a single mother with a four and a half year old spoilt little madam.

38 GG has a lot of explaining to do, in my life!

markfiend wrote:OK "Baby On Board" ones, I can see the rationale, but does anyone really think that the dickhead tailgating them is going to see it and think "Oh, I'll drive carefully for a change then"

Took the words right out of my mouth

I always think of it as a lame-ass attempt on behalf of the dad to tell the world how virile he is. Since once you have kids and need room for a cot in the back seat you can't declare it with a penis-extension sports car...

That stupid little "searching torch" icon that microsoft use to give you a sliver of hope that you will find your file.

wtf?

Or the annoying little office assistant thing.
Where is the option that says "kill"?

Give me strength!

I hate it when the band I really like doesn't release anything for over 10 years, tours intermittently and has sound problems at the only gigs I go to.

Oh.

streamline wrote:I hate it when the band I really like doesn't release anything for over 10 years, tours intermittently and has sound problems at the only gigs I go to.

I think this obviously shabby combo should be named and shamed

Damn straight, James. You wouldn't get that from Westlife!

boudicca wrote:Damn straight, James. You wouldn't get that from Westlife!

Mind you, would shoddy sound at a Westlife gig be a bad thing?

what are a west life, please?

More to the point, would Von sitting on a stool during the gig and periodically clicking his fingers in a choreographed manner be a bad thing?

boudicca wrote:More to the point, would Von sitting on a stool during the gig and periodically clicking his fingers in a choreographed manner be a bad thing?

...could he attempt the key change?
...might he not find the stool in the smoke?
...could he climb up onto the stool?

Perhaps a stool is the wrong option...

Oh, now that would be something!

weebleswobble wrote:Perhaps a stool is the wrong option...

Von Doonican..?

But Gently

James Blast wrote:But Gently

I reckon the Doon's version of Some Kind Of Stranger might be quite reasonable...

Was that Val?

I thought it was Ian Paisley.

Valve?

well it made me laff