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Stupid and/or Embarassing Accidents Anyone?

Posted: 26 Oct 2006, 23:02
by esox
I've had some really stupid reasons to visit Hospital in the past (aside from Jack Daniels related incidents) and wondered if anyone else had?

I got stung by 36 hornets (I counted the dead carcasses) that swarmed all over me because they liked the smell of my hair gel, and had to go to A&E because the amount of venom they injected made me pass out.

Also I've been to hospital twice to get cotton bud's pulled out of my ears after the ends fell off - that was pretty embarassing...

Can anyone do better/worse?

Posted: 26 Oct 2006, 23:12
by eotunun
Once swiddled my finger ´ronud a driller as I didn´t pull the plug of the drilling machine out when changing the bit. Was ouch, no bones really broken, awfully daft a thing to do. Bloody thing, though.

Posted: 27 Oct 2006, 01:26
by boudicca
Splitting your head open on a condom machine, anyone? :innocent:

Posted: 27 Oct 2006, 04:24
by nick the stripper
Nope. I don't do embarrassed. Best thing to do is laugh and shrug it off.

Although... nah, won't go there. :lol:

Posted: 27 Oct 2006, 04:27
by boudicca
nick the stripper wrote:Although... nah, won't go there. :lol:
Awww, don't do that!!! :lol:

Posted: 27 Oct 2006, 08:09
by DeWinter
My girlfriend managed cut her finger open by smashing her hand into a ceramic toilet brush holder after slipping in the bathroom.
She then proceeded to shove the affected finger right under my nose expecting sympathy only for me to turn white and try to climb the wall to get away from her.. :roll:

Posted: 27 Oct 2006, 19:18
by Brideoffrankenstein
boudicca wrote:Splitting your head open on a condom machine, anyone? :innocent:
You didn't?! :lol:



Nah I know who it was...... :lol:

Posted: 27 Oct 2006, 19:19
by canon docre
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote:Splitting your head open on a condom machine, anyone? :innocent:
You didn't?! :lol:



Nah I know who it was...... :lol:
we all know who it was. :lol:

Posted: 28 Oct 2006, 08:28
by weebleswobble
canon docre wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote:Splitting your head open on a condom machine, anyone? :innocent:
You didn't?! :lol:



Nah I know who it was...... :lol:
we all know who it was. :lol:
It is the stuff of legend....

Posted: 28 Oct 2006, 15:47
by scotty
I couldn't find my Bed Room one night, I was Drunk of course :oops: :oops: :lol:

Posted: 28 Oct 2006, 16:05
by DerekR
I shat myself in my own toilet once :lol:

long story :innocent: