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Now that's what I call a crap album cover...

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 13:46
by esox
Anyone got any suggestions for this topic :lol:

I'll start with one I actually own (which pains me to admit). The sleeve looks like is was drawn by Joey Deacon.....
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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:01
by smiscandlon
Great album, never liked the cover...

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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:22
by canon docre
this must surely win a price?

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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:24
by weebleswobble
Take Your Pick

But this one makes me wish my eyes would melt:
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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:26
by Badlander
AKA "What the f**k were they thinking ?!"

Please note : these are all albums I like very much. Otherwise what's the point ?

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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:29
by canon docre
weebleswobble wrote:Take Your Pick
excellent find. :notworthy:

This is one wins hands down:

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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:31
by Badlander
canon docre wrote:this must surely win a price?

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I don't think so just because this was no accident. They seem to try incredibly hard to be the worst, most despicable band on Earth. I'm not going to encourage that.
A deliberately ugly cover has very little value in my eyes. :von:

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:34
by smiscandlon
Badlander wrote:Image
I'm not a big fan of allowing kids to draw greetings cards, postage stamps ... or album covers:

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Also:

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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:45
by canon docre
oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 14:54
by streamline
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Top album.
s**t cover.

And I've got it on vinyl so it's even bigger.
:(

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 15:03
by Izzy HaveMercy
canon docre wrote:Image
:eek:

I'm starting to feel out of place here :cry:

Always found this one butt-ugly:

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IZ.

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 15:05
by nick the stripper
canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
You actually have a copy of the album where that's the cover instead of the skulls? That's a rarity, considering it caused controversy and was therefore hidden in the center of the book for the majority of albums.

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 15:07
by Izzy HaveMercy
nick the stripper wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
You actually have a copy of the album where that's the cover instead of the skulls? That's a rarity, considering it caused controversy and was therefore hidden in the center of the book for the majority of albums.
I have it too! ;D

And I will NEVER part with it...;)

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 15:13
by Badlander
canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|
Look real close :
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All men play on 10 ? I don't think so. :innocent:
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Real men play on 11 !!! :twisted:
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10 is for sissies. :von:

Having said that, what was the last time the Girls played on 10 ?

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 18:06
by canon docre
nick the stripper wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
You actually have a copy of the album where that's the cover instead of the skulls? That's a rarity, considering it caused controversy and was therefore hidden in the center of the book for the majority of albums.
Us Rock n Roll Grannies (IZ and myself I mean) buy records before some pc-arsehole bans them. ;D
I have the Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist (with the Giger Poster) too, teh-he.

But unlike IZ, I'm not intending to take them into the grave.... :innocent:

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 18:13
by smiscandlon
canon docre wrote:@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
:P Kid's pictures are cute when taped to the fridge door, not on album covers.

I wouldn't want to watch a film made by a 5-year old. I wouldn't want to listen to an album mixed by a 5-year old. So why would I want to look at cover art drawn by a 5-year old?

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 18:25
by James Blast
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great sounds, shocking sleeve

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 18:28
by Andie
possible contender for a stupid album cover

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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 18:36
by weebleswobble
James Blast wrote:Image
great sounds, shocking sleeve
Is there a cover of Foxy Lady on that :innocent:
  • You know youre a cute little heartbreaker
    Foxy
    You know youre a sweet little lovemaker
    Foxy

    I wanna take you home
    I wont do you no harm, no
    Youve got to be all mine, all mine
    Ooh, foxy lady

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 18:39
by smiscandlon
Burn wrote:possible contender for a stupid album cover

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The thing is, it's sometimes difficult to know which ones are supposed to be ridiculous and are done tongue-in-cheek, as opposed to ones that are done without the slightest hint of irony.

I prefer to know where I stand.

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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 18:44
by Obviousman
This one is about as disgusting as the music inside:

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Bad sleeves on music I do like: most of Genesis' cover-art is quite boring :| Not too fond of the Chameleons their sleeves either...

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 20:03
by Izzy HaveMercy
canon docre wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
You actually have a copy of the album where that's the cover instead of the skulls? That's a rarity, considering it caused controversy and was therefore hidden in the center of the book for the majority of albums.
Us Rock n Roll Grannies (IZ and myself I mean) buy records before some pc-arsehole bans them. ;D
I have the Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist (with the Giger Poster) too, teh-he.

But unlike IZ, I'm not intending to take them into the grave.... :innocent:
Yip. I also have the Bodycount CD WITH 'Cop Killer' hehe :twisted:

IZ.

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 20:08
by James Blast
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another one to file under : Great sounds, shocking sleeve :|

Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 20:49
by esox
I'll admit I don't have this (although we do have a gay rabbit that tries to hump our three cats, but that's another story) but it's gotta go on here!

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Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 20:54
by canon docre
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Yip. I also have the Bodycount CD WITH 'Cop Killer' hehe :twisted:

IZ.
oh yeah. hihihi. we played Cop Killer in our car in LA to annoy the cops next to us (we didnt know that it was SUCH an issue over there).

Then we had to get all girly and innocent. We pretended to not understand the lyrics and got away with it. But how pissed they were. ;D