Now that's what I call a crap album cover...

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Anyone got any suggestions for this topic :lol:

I'll start with one I actually own (which pains me to admit). The sleeve looks like is was drawn by Joey Deacon.....
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Great album, never liked the cover...

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this must surely win a price?

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Take Your Pick

But this one makes me wish my eyes would melt:
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AKA "What the f**k were they thinking ?!"

Please note : these are all albums I like very much. Otherwise what's the point ?

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weebleswobble wrote:Take Your Pick
excellent find. :notworthy:

This is one wins hands down:

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canon docre wrote:this must surely win a price?

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I don't think so just because this was no accident. They seem to try incredibly hard to be the worst, most despicable band on Earth. I'm not going to encourage that.
A deliberately ugly cover has very little value in my eyes. :von:
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Badlander wrote:Image
I'm not a big fan of allowing kids to draw greetings cards, postage stamps ... or album covers:

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Also:

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oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
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Top album.
s**t cover.

And I've got it on vinyl so it's even bigger.
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canon docre wrote:Image
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I'm starting to feel out of place here :cry:

Always found this one butt-ugly:

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canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
You actually have a copy of the album where that's the cover instead of the skulls? That's a rarity, considering it caused controversy and was therefore hidden in the center of the book for the majority of albums.
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nick the stripper wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
You actually have a copy of the album where that's the cover instead of the skulls? That's a rarity, considering it caused controversy and was therefore hidden in the center of the book for the majority of albums.
I have it too! ;D

And I will NEVER part with it...;)
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canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|
Look real close :
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All men play on 10 ? I don't think so. :innocent:
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Real men play on 11 !!! :twisted:
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10 is for sissies. :von:

Having said that, what was the last time the Girls played on 10 ?
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nick the stripper wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
You actually have a copy of the album where that's the cover instead of the skulls? That's a rarity, considering it caused controversy and was therefore hidden in the center of the book for the majority of albums.
Us Rock n Roll Grannies (IZ and myself I mean) buy records before some pc-arsehole bans them. ;D
I have the Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist (with the Giger Poster) too, teh-he.

But unlike IZ, I'm not intending to take them into the grave.... :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
:P Kid's pictures are cute when taped to the fridge door, not on album covers.

I wouldn't want to watch a film made by a 5-year old. I wouldn't want to listen to an album mixed by a 5-year old. So why would I want to look at cover art drawn by a 5-year old?
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possible contender for a stupid album cover

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James Blast wrote:Image
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Is there a cover of Foxy Lady on that :innocent:
  • You know youre a cute little heartbreaker
    Foxy
    You know youre a sweet little lovemaker
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    I wanna take you home
    I wont do you no harm, no
    Youve got to be all mine, all mine
    Ooh, foxy lady
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Burn wrote:possible contender for a stupid album cover

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The thing is, it's sometimes difficult to know which ones are supposed to be ridiculous and are done tongue-in-cheek, as opposed to ones that are done without the slightest hint of irony.

I prefer to know where I stand.

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This one is about as disgusting as the music inside:

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Bad sleeves on music I do like: most of Genesis' cover-art is quite boring :| Not too fond of the Chameleons their sleeves either...
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canon docre wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on Badlander, how should I know, that Manowars cover is not serious while Ice Ts is meant to be serious? :|

If I have to choose one from my own collection, it'll be this one:

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@smiscandlon: I find them cute. :P
You actually have a copy of the album where that's the cover instead of the skulls? That's a rarity, considering it caused controversy and was therefore hidden in the center of the book for the majority of albums.
Us Rock n Roll Grannies (IZ and myself I mean) buy records before some pc-arsehole bans them. ;D
I have the Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist (with the Giger Poster) too, teh-he.

But unlike IZ, I'm not intending to take them into the grave.... :innocent:
Yip. I also have the Bodycount CD WITH 'Cop Killer' hehe :twisted:

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another one to file under : Great sounds, shocking sleeve :|
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I'll admit I don't have this (although we do have a gay rabbit that tries to hump our three cats, but that's another story) but it's gotta go on here!

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Yip. I also have the Bodycount CD WITH 'Cop Killer' hehe :twisted:

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Then we had to get all girly and innocent. We pretended to not understand the lyrics and got away with it. But how pissed they were. ;D
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